We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Know Eierlikör-Kissen? I didn’t. And I should have.

Know Eierlikör-Kissen? I didn’t. And I should have.

Reviewed by on Jan 17, 2020

An olde tyme flavor comes back to surprise the hell out of me.

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Haribo Grapefruit

Haribo Grapefruit

Reviewed by on Nov 15, 2019

A classic gets miniaturized

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J. Luehders Cherry Banana

J. Luehders Cherry Banana

Reviewed by on Oct 25, 2019

Gummy bananas. This is....new.

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Maoam Pinballs Fizzingz

Maoam Pinballs Fizzingz

Reviewed by on Oct 10, 2019

When fizzingz means fizzy, not sour. And that's not a bad thing!

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Haribo Happy Limo

Haribo Happy Limo

Reviewed by on Sep 4, 2019

Who's had an Orangina soda? If your had is raised, then join me. If it's not, then join me.

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Toffifee

Toffifee

Reviewed by on Jul 5, 2019

What do you get when you mix chocolate, Satan, Hazelnuts and caramel?

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Haribo Schatztruhe: Phew

Haribo Schatztruhe: Phew

Reviewed by on Jun 11, 2019

Call off the dogs. Haribo is back!

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Haribo Fruitmania

Haribo Fruitmania

Reviewed by on Jun 7, 2019

When your Yoplait at brekkers just isn't enough for you

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Haribo Fruitilicious

Haribo Fruitilicious

Reviewed by on Apr 26, 2019

Aaaaand here's another new Haribo variety! They're really working overtime these days.

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Haribo Sour Streamers….NEW!

Haribo Sour Streamers….NEW!

Reviewed by on Apr 19, 2019

Sour Strips? From Haribo? It's about time!

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Lach Gummi Topicaras bird shaped jellies are outstanding

Lach Gummi Topicaras bird shaped jellies are outstanding

Reviewed by on Feb 22, 2019

This is what fruit jellies are supposed to taste and feel like

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Haribo Balla Stixx: How could these not be great

Haribo Balla Stixx: How could these not be great

Reviewed by on Dec 11, 2018

Come on let's take the long cut I think that's what we need

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Pfefferminz Bruch

Pfefferminz Bruch

Reviewed by on Dec 6, 2018

It's snowing outside-somewhere. That requires a seasonal candy.

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Hitschler Schnüre: Veggie Sour Strings

Hitschler Schnüre: Veggie Sour Strings

Reviewed by on Dec 4, 2018

Name be damned, these be decent

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Nimm2 Soft: Fruit + Cola

Nimm2 Soft: Fruit + Cola

Reviewed by on Nov 29, 2018

Chewy, Fruity, Gooey. Cola-Y.

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American Brand Sour Jelly Beans

American Brand Sour Jelly Beans

Reviewed by on Nov 9, 2018

CRUNCHY SOUR JELLY BEANS EVERYBODY

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Red Band Dropfruit Duo’s

Red Band Dropfruit Duo’s

Reviewed by on Sep 14, 2018

What happens when you combine fruit gummys and licorice? Sometimes bad things. Sometimes good.

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Haribo Drachen

Haribo Drachen

Reviewed by on Aug 3, 2018

Vegetarian gummy hybrids are usually my jam

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Jahnke Lakritz Gefullt (with salt)

Jahnke Lakritz Gefullt (with salt)

Reviewed by on Jul 27, 2018

How salty is too salty? These. These are that.

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Trolli Dino Rex

Trolli Dino Rex

Reviewed by on Jun 19, 2018

Hey it’s a dinosaur. Yay?

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Haribo Bohnen: Sour Beans

Haribo Bohnen: Sour Beans

Reviewed by on May 29, 2018

I think they're Bohnen over there.

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Red Band Zure Bliksems

Red Band Zure Bliksems

Reviewed by on May 18, 2018

Acid Lightning was my college DJ name

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Haribo Sea Friends: When More of the Same is Just Fine

Haribo Sea Friends: When More of the Same is Just Fine

Reviewed by on May 8, 2018

Candy is poetry

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Haribo Weinland: Nothing to Toast to

Haribo Weinland: Nothing to Toast to

Reviewed by on Apr 24, 2018

Wine gums are usually a solid variety of gummy. Usually.

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Bears & Friends Ginger Taler

Bears & Friends Ginger Taler

Reviewed by on Apr 6, 2018

Ginger is polarizing. Hell, I even polarized myself.

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Haribo Sweet Lake

Haribo Sweet Lake

Reviewed by on Mar 30, 2018

New sour gummy Haribo? Literally, there's nothing I'd rather do.

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Trolli Lakritz Mix

Trolli Lakritz Mix

Reviewed by on Mar 23, 2018

These had a lot going for them: mostly anticipation

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Maoam Crazy Roxx

Maoam Crazy Roxx

Reviewed by on Mar 2, 2018

Ready to get crazy? Or just cray? Craze?

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Ahoj-Brause: Tingly, Tangy & Tasty

Ahoj-Brause: Tingly, Tangy & Tasty

Reviewed by on Feb 6, 2018

Foam. But chewy. Sour. But tangy. German Shower. Wait. What?

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Katjes Glücksgefühle: German, Veggie & Fruity

Katjes Glücksgefühle: German, Veggie & Fruity

Reviewed by on Jan 30, 2018

Veggie candy hippy dippy yippee

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Trolli Super Brain: Special Edition

Trolli Super Brain: Special Edition

Reviewed by on Jan 16, 2018

Sour is a state of mind

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Haribo Salt Bomber

Haribo Salt Bomber

Reviewed by on Jan 12, 2018

Can Haribo step up to to the REAL HARDCORE world of salty licorice?

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Haribo COMIX

Haribo COMIX

Reviewed by on Jan 5, 2018

Not everything is great.

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Emoji Gummies …yes, really.

Emoji Gummies …yes, really.

Reviewed by on Dec 1, 2017

Oh yay novelty gummies. Again.

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Maoam Sour Stripes

Maoam Sour Stripes

Reviewed by on Nov 3, 2017

Potential hall of fame sour chews here.

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Maoam Joystixx

Maoam Joystixx

Reviewed by on Sep 29, 2017

Taffy is boring and all the same. Right?

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Lach Gummi: Germany Even Does Simple Gummies Well

Lach Gummi: Germany Even Does Simple Gummies Well

Reviewed by on Sep 19, 2017

Is it a gummy or is it breakfast. Just be honest already.

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Katjes Grun-Schnabel: As Good as they Sound!

Katjes Grun-Schnabel: As Good as they Sound!

Reviewed by on Sep 8, 2017

If yr looking for something to really care about, then please. Read.

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Trolli Mmmh! Green Apple Amazing

Trolli Mmmh! Green Apple Amazing

Reviewed by on Aug 1, 2017

Green Apple candy when done right is so f*(&ing good

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Candy Gurus Junior Edition: Haribo Minions Candy Floss Edition

Candy Gurus Junior Edition: Haribo Minions Candy Floss Edition

Reviewed by on Jul 29, 2017

You can literally floss your teeth with these

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Haribo Cola Sour Spaghetti

Haribo Cola Sour Spaghetti

Reviewed by on Jun 30, 2017

The evolution of the sour straw, done by the masters

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Suntjens Candyland Sour Gummy Parade from Germany Dominate.

Suntjens Candyland Sour Gummy Parade from Germany Dominate.

Reviewed by on Jun 9, 2017

We know about Haribo, Trolli, Katjes and a few others. But is there another major player in the German gummy game?

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Trolli Glotzer: The Eyes Don’t Have It

Trolli Glotzer: The Eyes Don’t Have It

Reviewed by on Jun 6, 2017

Damn these bloody eyeballs

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The best all around licorice? Pingvin Blue Jeans

The best all around licorice? Pingvin Blue Jeans

Reviewed by on May 26, 2017

Welp, I’ve found it. The best “normal” not too salty, not too intense, not too hard, definitely not...

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Malaco Gott & Blandat SALT licorice mix

Malaco Gott & Blandat SALT licorice mix

Reviewed by on May 19, 2017

A salty licorice mix made just for me from the heavens. Which apparently is in Germany.

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Bio Ingwer Barchen: Vegetarian ginger gummy bears

Bio Ingwer Barchen: Vegetarian ginger gummy bears

Reviewed by on May 9, 2017

The concept of vegetarian gummies is a fine one. It often works great. But not always.

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Haribo Gold Bears – 2 potential new flavors

Haribo Gold Bears – 2 potential new flavors

Reviewed by on May 5, 2017

Haribo is considering a new flavor for their iconic Gold Bears, and you get to choose what it is.

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iBons: Not candy from Apple®, but still Top o’ the Line

iBons: Not candy from Apple®, but still Top o’ the Line

Reviewed by on May 2, 2017

Mango and Ginger never tasted so important

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Haribo Twin Snakes

Haribo Twin Snakes

Reviewed by on Mar 24, 2017

Gummy snakes are no new thing: but these are.

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Katjes Yoghurt-Schoko-Gums

Katjes Yoghurt-Schoko-Gums

Reviewed by on Feb 14, 2017

In concept, these chocolate flavored yogurt gummies sound just awful. In practice...they're anything but.

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