We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Turkish Peber

Turkish Peber

Reviewed by on Jul 24, 2020

Most of you won't like these. And that makes us sad.

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Red Band Original Mix

Red Band Original Mix

Reviewed by on Jul 10, 2020

Today we check out an extremely legit mix of wine gums, licorice, and the dreaded marshmallow

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Trader Joe’s Champagne Gummies

Trader Joe’s Champagne Gummies

Reviewed by on Jan 3, 2020

French gummies, flavored as champagne? Uh, ...yes please

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Marks & Spencer Fizzy Pop Sweets

Marks & Spencer Fizzy Pop Sweets

Reviewed by on Nov 21, 2019

In theory, these are among the best candies I've ever tried

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Haribo Dragolo

Haribo Dragolo

Reviewed by on Oct 18, 2019

It's a new variety from Haribo! ...Again.

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Lutti Skate Fizz

Lutti Skate Fizz

Reviewed by on Aug 22, 2019

40% less sugar? They have to be horrid.

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Haribo Tutti Candi

Haribo Tutti Candi

Reviewed by on Aug 13, 2019

Haribo does jelly candy right, so these HAVE to be amazing

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Lutti Surf Fizz Fruits: Get these

Lutti Surf Fizz Fruits: Get these

Reviewed by on Jul 3, 2018

France won the 2018 World Cup. I kinda called it in this review. I wish it meant more money for me. It didn't.

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Lutti Sure Fotter Cola Sour Gummies

Lutti Sure Fotter Cola Sour Gummies

Reviewed by on Jun 22, 2018

Soft, sour proposals of cola

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Red Band Zure Bliksems

Red Band Zure Bliksems

Reviewed by on May 18, 2018

Acid Lightning was my college DJ name

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Fazer Assa Mix

Fazer Assa Mix

Reviewed by on Jul 21, 2017

A better fruit chew and licorice combo than we've ever tried

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Haribo Orangina

Haribo Orangina

Reviewed by on Apr 20, 2017

The drink was super 80's. And that makes it glorious.

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Tyrkisk Peber: Licorice with a Kickass Attitude

Tyrkisk Peber: Licorice with a Kickass Attitude

Reviewed by on Mar 21, 2017

Do you like licorice? No? Click away now. This review isn't for you.

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Brunberg Lakritsi

Brunberg Lakritsi

Reviewed by on Mar 10, 2017

What happens if all the best licorice isn't actually from not America?

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Classic Sismofytter – A Mouthful

Classic Sismofytter – A Mouthful

Reviewed by on Feb 24, 2017

If these are "classic" Sismofytter, then I really wanna know what new school Sismofytter looks like.

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Fazer Missa X

Fazer Missa X

Reviewed by on Nov 18, 2016

Sometimes Jerry....you REALLY just don't know.

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Fazer Salmiakki Mix

Fazer Salmiakki Mix

Reviewed by on Sep 17, 2016

Boring looking bag, revelation inside

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Turkish Peber Hot & Sour

Turkish Peber Hot & Sour

Reviewed by on Sep 3, 2016

I was hyped to finally try these: sour fruit flavored spicy hot pepper candies? SIGN ME UP

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Sucre de Rouen: It’s All in the Name. And that’s Not Much.

Sucre de Rouen: It’s All in the Name. And that’s Not Much.

Reviewed by on Aug 30, 2016

The French may go on strike and stop making these so buy as soon as you can.

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Bubblizz Bomb: Zotz Part Deux

Bubblizz Bomb: Zotz Part Deux

Reviewed by on Jun 25, 2016

Zotz wunderkind.

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Fazer Fruit Jellies – Royal Jelly?

Fazer Fruit Jellies – Royal Jelly?

Reviewed by on Jun 21, 2016

GREEN BALLS.

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Helf C’Bon Lemon: Almost Old School & Super Sticky

Helf C’Bon Lemon: Almost Old School & Super Sticky

Reviewed by on Jun 19, 2016

Remember lemon drops? Not Lemonheads. Lemonheads are round, smooth and kinda smallish, from our friends at Ferrara. You...

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Carambar Atomic

Carambar Atomic

Reviewed by on May 21, 2016

Not only an explosion in your mouth, but a multi-flavored one at that!

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Burning Sweets : Flaming Hot Candies

Burning Sweets : Flaming Hot Candies

Reviewed by on Mar 11, 2016

Prepare to have your collective asses blown out

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Carambar Original

Carambar Original

Reviewed by on Feb 16, 2016

The caramel world was waiting for a hero: no, it's not the seal salt $3 thingy at the boutique store. It's a cheap, French classic.

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Mean Black Fox “Try & Cry” Licorice Salty Blend

Mean Black Fox “Try & Cry” Licorice Salty Blend

Reviewed by on Dec 15, 2015

If you're the kind of person that prefers red "licorice", then....this mix likely isn't for you.

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Mean Black Fox Licorice

Mean Black Fox Licorice

Reviewed by on Apr 28, 2015

The mean black fox likes his licorice. Be warned.

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Gustafs Sweet Licorice, Trollendrops, and Licorice Toffee

Gustafs Sweet Licorice, Trollendrops, and Licorice Toffee

Reviewed by on Sep 2, 2014

Through the mass of mediocre licorice, we bring you a mixed bag: one good, one beyond great, and one gross.

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