We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Kolsvart Sour Raspberry Candy Fish

Kolsvart Sour Raspberry Candy Fish

Reviewed by on May 25, 2021

How many friggin varieties of "swedish" Fish are gonna review??!!

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Gift Kosher Candy House

Gift Kosher Candy House

Reviewed by on Apr 22, 2021

Getting something like this in the mail would be awesome

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Haribo Rainbow Sour

Haribo Rainbow Sour

Reviewed by on Apr 15, 2021

A sour rainbow might SOUND terrible and sad, but according to science (we think) it's not

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Red Band Fruity Pyramids

Red Band Fruity Pyramids

Reviewed by on Apr 2, 2021

Sometimes what you need isn't what you think you have. Sometimes I'm sure it is as well, but in this instance, it's complicated.

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Mr. Squeezy Pop

Mr. Squeezy Pop

Reviewed by on Mar 26, 2021

This....is going to be sticky.

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Swizzel’s Drumstick Sour Squashies

Swizzel’s Drumstick Sour Squashies

Reviewed by on Mar 17, 2021

Squashies is a fun name.

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Rio D’oro Green Smoothie

Rio D’oro Green Smoothie

Reviewed by on Feb 24, 2021

Cucumber juice candy? yes, actually, yes!

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Red Band Sour Suckers

Red Band Sour Suckers

Reviewed by on Feb 12, 2021

Best. Sour. Ever. Yes. We. Just. Wrote. That.

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Sour Patch Kids Conversation Hearts

Sour Patch Kids Conversation Hearts

Reviewed by on Feb 9, 2021

A new kind of Valley heart that's sour? I'm game.

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Nerds Gummy Clusters

Nerds Gummy Clusters

Reviewed by on Feb 5, 2021

I've been waiting to try these for at least 6 months

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Haribo Fruppies

Haribo Fruppies

Reviewed by on Jan 29, 2021

A new Haribo variety with TWELVE FLAVORS WTF!?!?!

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Trader Joes Super Sour Scandinavian Swimmers

Trader Joes Super Sour Scandinavian Swimmers

Reviewed by on Jan 22, 2021

Impulse buys sometimes are rad.

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Haribo Fizzy Cola

Haribo Fizzy Cola

Reviewed by on Jan 19, 2021

If you're not buying these regularly, you might want to rethink your Haribo strategy

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Haribo Dreierkette

Haribo Dreierkette

Reviewed by on Dec 31, 2020

Who doesn't like Foozball?

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Haribo Acid Burners

Haribo Acid Burners

Reviewed by on Dec 17, 2020

insanely good sour mix

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Sockerbit Gummy Rabbits

Sockerbit Gummy Rabbits

Reviewed by on Dec 10, 2020

interesting pairing of licorice and citrus.

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Two Haute Cowgirls Srira-Cha-Cha Popcorn

Two Haute Cowgirls Srira-Cha-Cha Popcorn

Reviewed by on Dec 2, 2020

I bare my soul regarding Sri Racha based food products

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Maynard’s Wine Gums : An Un-Reviewed Classic!

Maynard’s Wine Gums : An Un-Reviewed Classic!

Reviewed by on Nov 27, 2020

THE original wine gum

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Gustaf’s Double Salt Licorice

Gustaf’s Double Salt Licorice

Reviewed by on Nov 18, 2020

Is there even such a thing as too salty with licorice?

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Jelly Belly Superfruit Mix & Sour Mix

Jelly Belly Superfruit Mix & Sour Mix

Reviewed by on Nov 13, 2020

How can you prove they're super?

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Now and Later Shell Shocked

Now and Later Shell Shocked

Reviewed by on Nov 5, 2020

Shell Shocked. I guess the name. kinda fits, because I was shocked at how shitty these were, and shelled out money to buy them.

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Skittles Brightside

Skittles Brightside

Reviewed by on Oct 29, 2020

I've hunted a while for these: was the wait worth it?

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What the f*ck happened to gum?

What the f*ck happened to gum?

Reviewed by on Oct 16, 2020

In the 80's I was a gum addict. Infinite flavors, infinite possibilities. Now? It's mint. IT'S ALL MINNNNNNT!

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Holy F*ing Sh*t Unreal Coconut IS Unreal

Holy F*ing Sh*t Unreal Coconut IS Unreal

Reviewed by on Oct 9, 2020

My quest for the ultimate Mounds clone might be over.

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Chewits Xtreme Sour Apple

Chewits Xtreme Sour Apple

Reviewed by on Sep 25, 2020

There's a warning label on this candy. Lol Brits.

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Galatine Chocolate & Strawberry

Galatine Chocolate & Strawberry

Reviewed by on Sep 2, 2020

These milk buttons aren't as boring as they might look.

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Swedish Fish: You’re Doing it Wrong

Swedish Fish: You’re Doing it Wrong

Reviewed by on Aug 27, 2020

After years of mediocrity..are you ready for the real thing?

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Chesebro’s Handmade Confections: Old Fashioned Hard Candies

Chesebro’s Handmade Confections: Old Fashioned Hard Candies

Reviewed by on Aug 18, 2020

old fashioned hard candies by a mom & pop company? WE'RE IN!

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Skittles Sweets & Sours

Skittles Sweets & Sours

Reviewed by on Aug 4, 2020

Boring flavors-so why does this work so well?

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Galatine Biscotti…Milk Candy?

Galatine Biscotti…Milk Candy?

Reviewed by on Jul 31, 2020

It's great when I think I'm gonna hate something, then I love it.

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Alexander the Grape

Alexander the Grape

Reviewed by on Jul 29, 2020

A blast from the past! ...Or is it?

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Turkish Peber

Turkish Peber

Reviewed by on Jul 24, 2020

Most of you won't like these. And that makes us sad.

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Cavendish & Harvey Filled Caramel Drops

Cavendish & Harvey Filled Caramel Drops

Reviewed by on Jul 16, 2020

our second taste of Cavendish & Harvey this year!

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Red Band Original Mix

Red Band Original Mix

Reviewed by on Jul 10, 2020

Today we check out an extremely legit mix of wine gums, licorice, and the dreaded marshmallow

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Skittles

Skittles

Reviewed by on Jul 8, 2020

Today we're taking a look at a modern classic.

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Hopjes Koffie Coffee Candies

Hopjes Koffie Coffee Candies

Reviewed by on Jul 3, 2020

They're coffee flavored. What do you want from me?

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Haribo Balla Stixx Fizz “Red”

Haribo Balla Stixx Fizz “Red”

Reviewed by on Jun 27, 2020

Who knew? I expected to really not dig on these.

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Plopp Bar. Yeah.

Plopp Bar. Yeah.

Reviewed by on Jun 19, 2020

Plop on down, friends. We got a weird bar for ya.

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Giggles & Sour Giggles from Yum Earth

Giggles & Sour Giggles from Yum Earth

Reviewed by on Jun 12, 2020

look at my face, do I look like I'm giggling?

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Haribo Watermelon

Haribo Watermelon

Reviewed by on May 22, 2020

It's almost summer time. Let's get melon-y.

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Haribo Brezeln

Haribo Brezeln

Reviewed by on Apr 29, 2020

It's salty spicy licorice pretzels - what more info do you need?

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Venco Zwartwitjes

Venco Zwartwitjes

Reviewed by on Apr 24, 2020

What I thought these were is in fact not what they are. Or were.

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Haribo Viola

Haribo Viola

Reviewed by on Apr 15, 2020

What ARE these!!??!?!

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Haribo Frohhalme

Haribo Frohhalme

Reviewed by on Apr 3, 2020

Custard candy doesn't sound good to me ever.

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Trolli Apfelgarten

Trolli Apfelgarten

Reviewed by on Mar 24, 2020

Ask for it, you get it.

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Dragster 2000 Super Sura

Dragster 2000 Super Sura

Reviewed by on Mar 17, 2020

potentially a "perfect" sour gummy?

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Peach & Raspberry Drops From Heaven

Peach & Raspberry Drops From Heaven

Reviewed by on Mar 3, 2020

Finally, we know what raspberry actually tastes like!

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Jelly Belly Sour Gummi Santas

Jelly Belly Sour Gummi Santas

Reviewed by on Feb 13, 2020

mythical sour cherry Santas are finally put to the test!

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Curlywurly Squirlies

Curlywurly Squirlies

Reviewed by on Feb 6, 2020

Finally something's making sense in 2020

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Maynards Bassetts Soft Jellies Fizzy Fish

Maynards Bassetts Soft Jellies Fizzy Fish

Reviewed by on Jan 13, 2020

Fizzy might mean something else over there, but regardless, these are nice

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