So we took a few months off. No excuses. Except: Our calorie intake was at an all...

And also....WHERE THE HELL HAVE WE BEEN? Here. There. Everywhere. It's been a summer,...

Heyyyoooo sweets eaters! As much as we love our site, and yes it's filled with...

I'm not usually wowed by chocolate bars. There are so many now. Beyond the 25...

We all know what the American version of Swedish Fish are, and a lot of us like them....

This was originally published in 2016. Once a month I rehash a review of candy I want to...

There was a time I put Twix on my top 10 list. Caramel that was soft, stringy, and...

Can I legally write this review? Not sure I can. I think Jonny would call me a...

How'd ya like to receive this as a gift? It looks small, but this thing houses a...

Not a new question for us: Which chocolate is gluten-free? So I'm re-upping a...

Wiley Wallaby Soft & Chewy in Loads of Flavors

So we took a few months off. No excuses. Except: Our calorie intake was at an all time high. We...


Jelly Belly Gummies Sours

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Updates Coming to Candy Gurus in 2021

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Big and Beautiful Tony’s Chocolonely

I'm not usually wowed by chocolate bars. There are so many now. Beyond the 25 stalwarts you'll find in big markets, such as Snickers and Reese's, even littler stores will have those plus their own cadre of local purveyors, espousing the level of...


Kolsvart Sour Raspberry Candy Fish

We all know what the American version of Swedish Fish are, and a lot of us like them. They're...


Maoam Pinballs: A secret treat from our fave candy maker?

This was originally published in 2016. Once a month I rehash a review of candy I want to make sure...


Twix Cookies & Cream

There was a time I put Twix on my top 10 list. Caramel that was soft, stringy, and thickish, with...


Watermelon, Jerky

Can I legally write this review? Not sure I can. I think Jonny would call me a moron. Because this isn't actually candy. And you, dear reader, maybe can't even buy this stuff. Well you can, here. But for how long? And again,...


Gift Kosher Candy House

How'd ya like to receive this as a gift? It looks small, but this thing houses a lot of...


Caveman Asks: Can Eat Candy on Paleo Diet?

Not a new question for us: Which chocolate is gluten-free? So I'm re-upping a pre-pandemic review...