Posts by Matty:

Updates Coming to Candy Gurus in 2021

Heyyyoooo sweets eaters! As much as we love our site, and yes it's filled with hilarious...


Big and Beautiful Tony’s Chocolonely

I'm not usually wowed by chocolate bars. There are so many now. Beyond the 25 stalwarts you'll...


Maoam Pinballs: A secret treat from our fave candy maker?

This was originally published in 2016. Once a month I rehash a review of candy I want to make sure...


Twix Cookies & Cream

There was a time I put Twix on my top 10 list. Caramel that was soft, stringy, and thickish, with...


Watermelon, Jerky

Can I legally write this review? Not sure I can. I think Jonny would call me a moron....


Caveman Asks: Can Eat Candy on Paleo Diet?

Not a new question for us: Which chocolate is gluten-free? So I'm re-upping a pre-pandemic review...


Reese’s Big Cup with Pretzels

Do I really need to write this review? Do you like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups? I put them...


Enjoy Li Hing Sour Watermelons: So good we reviewed them twice.

This originally published in Spring 2018. Republishing now because I was back in Hawaii all masked,...


Trader Joe’s Mango Jalapeño Apple Fruit Snacks

There's so much preamble to this review. First, let's talk spice. I posit that if you like...


Haribo Stadionwurst

Yeah I go to sports events at large stadiums. Or I did before I was afraid to be within 6 feet...