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Twizzler Minis Filled Twists

Reviewed by Matty on Jul 2, 2019

Like their cousins. Kissing cousins.

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Honeycomb Dips: You Want Dibs on These

Reviewed by Matty on Jun 18, 2019

Honeycomb. Yes.

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Tart n’ Tinys

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 13, 2019

These. I remember eating these on the roof of my elementary school, don't ask me how I got up there.

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Haribo Fruitmania

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 7, 2019

When your Yoplait at brekkers just isn't enough for you

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Garbage Pail Kids are BACK!

Reviewed by Jonny on May 31, 2019

Who here had Garbage Pail Kids stickers on the door of their bedroom?

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Hotlix Margarita & Margarita with Salt Lollipops

Reviewed by Jonny on May 23, 2019

They're very similar to Spinal Tap's classic album "Shark Sandwich". In the review, at least.

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Nerds Guava & Mango Chile

Reviewed by Jonny on May 17, 2019

Nerds. Fundamental classic nostalgia candy. Can their new flavors deliver the goods?

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Caramella Moo: grown up toffee

Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 14, 2019

All the varieties of toffee you could ever want are right.....here.

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Wacky Wafers

Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 1, 2019

You guys. This is it. My nostalgic candy quest has been all about this particular candy.

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Pfefferminz Bruch

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 6, 2018

It's snowing outside-somewhere. That requires a seasonal candy.

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Nimm2 Soft: Fruit + Cola

Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 29, 2018

Chewy, Fruity, Gooey. Cola-Y.

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Evolve: What to Do When You Don’t have Candy

Reviewed by Matty on Oct 12, 2018

Time to move forward. Oh, and eat candy. Oh and also these protein things.

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Candy People’s Sugar Free Line of Scandinavian Goodness

Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 21, 2018

in what world has sugar free candy ever been good?

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Larabar: A Protein Bar on a Candy Blog? Yup.

Reviewed by Matty on May 22, 2018

Don't poo poo the protein bars. Even if they look like it.

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Alcoholic Gummy Bears

Reviewed by Jonny on May 11, 2018

What's not to like about boozy Gummy Bears?

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Nostalgic Candy Club

Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 27, 2018

If you remember all the candy in this box then you're old. Super old. In fact you're probably using your phone light to read this.

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Passover Candy Done Right: Top 10 Plagues Bucket

Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 27, 2018

Finally. Our love of candy meets our love of....well it meets our religion at least.

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Pascall Pineapple Lumps

Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 2, 2018

We're trying to break the stigma of "lumps" in general

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El Artesano’s Turron de Jijona: Straight Up Nougat

Reviewed by Matty on Jan 9, 2018

It's plain and simple: they're plain and simple

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Mike & Ikes Buttered Popcorn

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 22, 2017

Hot buttered crap is more like it

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Quest Bar: A Protein Bar for Dessert? Yep.

Reviewed by Matty on Nov 21, 2017

Looks like a candy bar, tastes like a candy bar, isn't a candy bar.

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Welcome to Unicorn Island

Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 20, 2017

When you go to an island populated only by Unicorns, these are the kinds of things you'll find.

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Maynards Bassetts Mint Creams

Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 13, 2017

A mint treat from across the pond that isn’t as different as something we’re all quite used to

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Volcano Popping Candy: Stop & Pop these Bad Boys

Reviewed by Matty on Aug 29, 2017

Popping candy makes me do the robot

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Swizzels Bumper Bag

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 11, 2017

This bag is BUMPIN'

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Tunnock’s Tea Cakes

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 4, 2017

Flavors no one hates, all wrapped up like a scary mushroom.

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Lakrisal Licorice Pastilles

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 16, 2017

Very interesting, very unique licorice weirdness

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Freedom Japanese Market Subscription Box

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 2, 2017

What makes a subscription box stand out? Paper knives? Grape chocolate? Beef consume flavored chips? Check.

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Miss Kelly’s Candies Toffee: Unique Flavors over Tried & True

Reviewed by Matty on May 16, 2017

I wonder if they eat toffee in Amalfi

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Oyatsu Box Part 2

Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 28, 2017

Part 2 of our look at Oyatsu Box

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Meiji…Pharmaceuticals?

Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 7, 2017

This candy...might actually be what's for breakfast

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Lucas Salsaghetti Redux

Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 28, 2017

We're going back to the well to review something for the second time-let's see if this time it fares any better.

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Juicy Gummee Rainbow Pencils

Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 13, 2017

Sure, we all chewed on pencil erasers back in the day, but did you ever EAT one? Probably poisoned you, if so. Now we have an edible version, and damn if they aren't gorgeous.

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Toxic Waste Slime Licker: More Slime and Sour please

Reviewed by Matty on Mar 8, 2017

Roll on deodorant candy? In!

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Cracked Candy

Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 3, 2017

Imagine our dilemma: review drugs on our site, or stay pure? It's one for the ages, folks

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2017 Winter Fancy Food Show: Holy Shit, That’s a Lot of Cheese

Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 27, 2017

It sounds magical to be able to browse miles of food companies stuffing samples into your gullet. And it is, if you like ham and cheese.

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A candy 99% of you will hate: Big Island Candies Hawaiian Da-Kines Chocolate Dipped Ika

Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 20, 2017

Who WOULDN'T want a smelly bottom feeding fish enrobed chocolate?

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Holiday Candy Video Review 3 of 3: Tootsie Candy Cane Pop Drops

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 24, 2016

Grab a cup of nog, won't you, as we gather around the tree to watch stupid videos of dudes reviewing Christmas candy

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Holiday Candy Video Review 2of 3: Junior Mints Peppermint Crunch

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 22, 2016

Everything you love about Junior Mints is still there, with some very subtle additional peppermint love

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Melon Kit Kat from Japan: Creamy. But dreamy?

Reviewed by Matty on Dec 6, 2016

Maybe we don't have a glut of melon candies for a reason...

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Lifesavers Fruit Tingles

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 2, 2016

I had to buy these because the word "tingles" in the name.

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Quattro: Tasty Japanese Confection with the Italian Name

Reviewed by Matty on Nov 8, 2016

It's called "quattro" because it has 4 layers. What's the over/under on how many Japanese people know that?

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Wooden Table Baking Co. Alfajores

Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 4, 2016

When is a cookie not a confection, but a candy?

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Exploding Pickle Candy: Start the Euphemisms Now.

Reviewed by Matty on Nov 1, 2016

Sometimes a pickle is just a pickle

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Two Haute Cowgirls Srira-Cha-Cha Popcorn

Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 14, 2016

Read with me as I bare my soul and innermost feelings regarding Sri Racha based food products

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#DidYouKnow there are Candy Corn flavored M&Ms?

Reviewed by Matty on Sep 13, 2016

Not sure you need different flavored M&Ms. Stick to chocolate and peanut butter.

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Turkish Peber Hot & Sour

Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 3, 2016

I was hyped to finally try these: sour fruit flavored spicy hot pepper candies? SIGN ME UP

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Perle di Sole – Limoncello Chocolates from Italy

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 27, 2016

I really don't like Limoncello, but I absolutely adore these.

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Albanese Chocolate & Sea Salt covered English Toffee

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 14, 2016

Get your pencils out, kids, because you're gonna wanna take note of these. More importantly, get your credit cards out, because buying these is a must.

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