Don’t take this the wrong way, but if you don’t like taffy yr an idiot.
Ready to get crazy? Or just cray? Craze?
Did Rafi make taffy? Asking for a sister.
American confectioners need to up their newfangled iterations of old school candies. Impress us.
When you go to an island populated only by Unicorns, these are the kinds of things you’ll find.
Taffy is boring and all the same. Right?
This bag is BUMPIN’
Through the mass of mediocre licorice, we bring you a mixed bag: one good, one beyond great, and one gross.
Moucken Boules are Fooken Shoeless! (no idea what that means but I think it rhymes)
I think I might have liked taffy when I was 4, but now? They all taste the same: bland, boring. And now we have more to try…