We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Swedish Fish Tails: Double the Flavor but Not Twice the Fun

Swedish Fish Tails: Double the Flavor but Not Twice the Fun

Reviewed by on Jun 23, 2020

Old school turned new school but you may want to ditch school

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Wawel Advocat: A Chocolate Cocktail

Wawel Advocat: A Chocolate Cocktail

Reviewed by on Jun 17, 2020

Chocolate might be dandy but liquor makes me randy

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M&S Milks Bottles: More Cream Please

M&S Milks Bottles: More Cream Please

Reviewed by on May 29, 2020

Milk is for babies

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Coconut Butter Cups: A Second Look

Coconut Butter Cups: A Second Look

Reviewed by on May 1, 2020

These aren't like cocoa butter SPF dude! These are candy!

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M&Ms: Fudge Brownie

M&Ms: Fudge Brownie

Reviewed by on Apr 21, 2020

Oh fudge it

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Kit Kat Lemon Crisps Are a Bit of All Right

Kit Kat Lemon Crisps Are a Bit of All Right

Reviewed by on Apr 17, 2020

When Kit Kat gives you lemons...

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Charles Chocolates: Ruby Cocoa Nib Brittle Bar

Charles Chocolates: Ruby Cocoa Nib Brittle Bar

Reviewed by on Mar 30, 2020

Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby Soho

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Bond Bar Bites: PB, Caramel and Pretzel to Save the Day

Bond Bar Bites: PB, Caramel and Pretzel to Save the Day

Reviewed by on Mar 20, 2020

You can't f up this combo, right?

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Red Vines: Made Simple

Red Vines: Made Simple

Reviewed by on Mar 6, 2020

RV's Made Simps

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Caveman Asks: Can Eat Candy on Paleo Diet?

Caveman Asks: Can Eat Candy on Paleo Diet?

Reviewed by on Feb 18, 2020

Cn i haz chokolit?

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Sockerbit Licorice Lips: Wow

Sockerbit Licorice Lips: Wow

Reviewed by on Feb 4, 2020

Don't like licorice? Now you do.

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Libity Bits might want to change the name to “Libity Lots”

Libity Bits might want to change the name to “Libity Lots”

Reviewed by on Jan 21, 2020

Toffee, man. Toffee.

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Know Eierlikör-Kissen? I didn’t. And I should have.

Know Eierlikör-Kissen? I didn’t. And I should have.

Reviewed by on Jan 17, 2020

An olde tyme flavor comes back to surprise the hell out of me.

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Wood Pecan Co.: Yep, a lotta those

Wood Pecan Co.: Yep, a lotta those

Reviewed by on Dec 8, 2019

This is nuts

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Bacon Popping Candy

Bacon Popping Candy

Reviewed by on Nov 26, 2019

Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should.

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Fudge in a Cup: How Could These Not Be Good?

Fudge in a Cup: How Could These Not Be Good?

Reviewed by on Nov 5, 2019

The name kinda sells it no?

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Gerio Sugar Free Candies

Gerio Sugar Free Candies

Reviewed by on Oct 22, 2019

Sometimes it makes sense to just let Mother Nature takeover

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Kit Kat Senses: Mini Moments

Kit Kat Senses: Mini Moments

Reviewed by on Oct 8, 2019

Kit Kats make me purr

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Simpkins: English Hard Candy Ain’t Hard to Like

Simpkins: English Hard Candy Ain’t Hard to Like

Reviewed by on Oct 1, 2019

This candy is hard

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Fini Party Mix: More. Of the Same.

Fini Party Mix: More. Of the Same.

Reviewed by on Sep 17, 2019

Gummies you don't need

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More from Nimm2: Lach Gummi Heroes

More from Nimm2: Lach Gummi Heroes

Reviewed by on Sep 3, 2019

I was on a flight to another country and had to do a review. If you don’t like what you’re reading, blame the...

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Tootsie Roll Mini Bites

Tootsie Roll Mini Bites

Reviewed by on Aug 20, 2019

Tootsie was a good movie with Dustin Hoffman

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Project 7 Gourmet Chewies: Organic, and Worth It

Project 7 Gourmet Chewies: Organic, and Worth It

Reviewed by on Jul 30, 2019

When 'good for you' is good too, we win

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Corny: Greek Bar with Banana

Corny: Greek Bar with Banana

Reviewed by on Jul 16, 2019

This is bananas

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Twizzler Minis Filled Twists

Twizzler Minis Filled Twists

Reviewed by on Jul 2, 2019

Like their cousins. Kissing cousins.

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Mini Gummy Bears on a Chocolate Pool Day

Mini Gummy Bears on a Chocolate Pool Day

Reviewed by on Jun 28, 2019

Fruit and chocolate. You do the math.

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Honeycomb Dips: You Want Dibs on These

Honeycomb Dips: You Want Dibs on These

Reviewed by on Jun 18, 2019

Honeycomb. Yes.

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Haribo Schatztruhe: Phew

Haribo Schatztruhe: Phew

Reviewed by on Jun 11, 2019

Call off the dogs. Haribo is back!

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Toblerone: Crunchy Almond

Toblerone: Crunchy Almond

Reviewed by on May 28, 2019

A poem for the Swiss chocolatier in us all

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Taffy Town at Candynation.com: Buy Some

Taffy Town at Candynation.com: Buy Some

Reviewed by on May 21, 2019

Don't take this the wrong way, but if you don't like taffy yr an idiot.

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M&Ms: Hazlenut Spread

M&Ms: Hazlenut Spread

Reviewed by on May 14, 2019

Can the iconic M's keep bringing the new flaves?

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Don’t Be Talking Down to Airheads Soft Filled Bites

Don’t Be Talking Down to Airheads Soft Filled Bites

Reviewed by on May 7, 2019

Soft filled and hard milled. i have no idea what that means.

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Wholeme Grain-free Clusters: Salted Peanut Chocolate

Wholeme Grain-free Clusters: Salted Peanut Chocolate

Reviewed by on Apr 30, 2019

Sometimes good for you isn't good. Even though it is actually 'for you'

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Dove Real Blueberries (“Genetically Modified” Real…)

Dove Real Blueberries (“Genetically Modified” Real…)

Reviewed by on Apr 23, 2019

Chocolate covered fruit is adulting at its best

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Butterfinger: Improved Recipe?

Butterfinger: Improved Recipe?

Reviewed by on Apr 16, 2019

"Butterfinger released a new recipe in early February and I had my first try on Valentine's Day. It is awful ..." - Fan on Reddit

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Sweetarts Sour Gummy Bunnies

Sweetarts Sour Gummy Bunnies

Reviewed by on Apr 9, 2019

Jesus would be proud of Sweetarts for these

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Nomba Gummies: Spicy & Grown-up

Nomba Gummies: Spicy & Grown-up

Reviewed by on Feb 19, 2019

Some spice in these little gummies from India. Unique.

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Snickers Hazelnut: They Didn’t Change a Thing!

Snickers Hazelnut: They Didn’t Change a Thing!

Reviewed by on Jan 8, 2019

When you change a recipe, be careful

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Haribo Balla Stixx: How could these not be great

Haribo Balla Stixx: How could these not be great

Reviewed by on Dec 11, 2018

Come on let's take the long cut I think that's what we need

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Hitschler Schnüre: Veggie Sour Strings

Hitschler Schnüre: Veggie Sour Strings

Reviewed by on Dec 4, 2018

Name be damned, these be decent

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Tamalitoz: Watermelon & Chili? WCGW?

Tamalitoz: Watermelon & Chili? WCGW?

Reviewed by on Nov 13, 2018

Water, melon, chili, and you

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White Chocolate M&M’s: If It’s Your Thing, Do What You’r Gonna Do

White Chocolate M&M’s: If It’s Your Thing, Do What You’r Gonna Do

Reviewed by on Oct 30, 2018

If you gotta eat mass produced white chocolate, make it these

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Starburst Minis Sours: Unwrapped!

Starburst Minis Sours: Unwrapped!

Reviewed by on Oct 23, 2018

Mini - but with a bite. And how haven't we reviewed these yet?

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Halloween 2018: Haribo Sour Vampire Bats

Halloween 2018: Haribo Sour Vampire Bats

Reviewed by on Oct 16, 2018

Happy Hariboween

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Evolve: What to Do When You Don’t have Candy

Evolve: What to Do When You Don’t have Candy

Reviewed by on Oct 12, 2018

Time to move forward. Oh, and eat candy. Oh and also these protein things.

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barkTHINS: These Look Good and Healthy. Are They?

barkTHINS: These Look Good and Healthy. Are They?

Reviewed by on Oct 2, 2018

When your bark is bigger than your bike.

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Kanro Orange Hard Candy: If you find ’em you’ll like ’em

Kanro Orange Hard Candy: If you find ’em you’ll like ’em

Reviewed by on Sep 18, 2018

Don't read this review. It will be terribly unfulfilling.

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Enchilokas: More Mango, B*&^hes

Enchilokas: More Mango, B*&^hes

Reviewed by on Sep 11, 2018

Nope. Sorry. Won't apologize for yet another mango candy review.

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Jovy Mango Slices: Spot On Flavor

Jovy Mango Slices: Spot On Flavor

Reviewed by on Sep 4, 2018

Flavor is like a real fruit. Gummy is like not a gummy.

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Asda’s Jewellery Laces: Play, then Eat. And You’ll Want to Eat.

Asda’s Jewellery Laces: Play, then Eat. And You’ll Want to Eat.

Reviewed by on Aug 21, 2018

I really didn't want to like these. But I did.

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