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Pascall Boysenberry Ripple Lumps

Sometimes you just gotta take your lumps.

Brukdown Bar from Belize

‘Brukdown’ is Belizean music, with African rhythms and such. Like Creole and Calypso. Will a chocolate bar live up to it?

Kinder Bueno is. . . wait for it . . . good.

It’s possible I wrote this review simply so I could embed a music video in it.

Spice up the new year with jovy candy

by Matty | Jan 5, 2022

Dare I say this is the best and most unique candy out there? I dared.

Naked Cookie Says “Sure you can bring dessert to the gym”

by Matty | Dec 10, 2021

Cookies aren’t candy. We know. Stop yelling at us.

haribo Donuts. Whaaa…no cinnamon twist?!

by Matty | Nov 23, 2021

When donuts are gummies then breakfast just got a whole lot better.

Twix Cookies & Cream

May 4, 2021 | 5 Freshest, Chocolate, Matty

Do cookies and cream sweets ever taste like that?

Watermelon, Jerky

Apr 27, 2021 | 5 Freshest, All Natural, Chewy, Everything Else, Healthy Snacks, Matty, Organic

But this isn’t candy

Caveman Asks: Can Eat Candy on Paleo Diet?

Apr 21, 2021 | 5 Freshest, All Natural, Chocolate, Gluten free, Healthy Snacks, Matty

Cn i haz chokolit?

Reese’s Big Cup with Pretzels

Apr 13, 2021 | 5 Freshest, Chocolate, Matty

We have big problems if you need to read this to know whether these will be good or not.

Enjoy Li Hing Sour Watermelons: So good we reviewed them twice.

Apr 6, 2021 | 5 Freshest, Asia, Chewy, Gummies, Hawaii, Matty, Sour

Sour watermelon is good when they’re these.

Trader Joe’s Mango Jalapeño Apple Fruit Snacks

Mar 30, 2021 | 5 Freshest, Everything Else, Fruit Jelly, Gluten free, Matty

So much to unpack here, you may need a vacation from this review when you’re done.

Haribo Stadionwurst

Mar 23, 2021 | 5 Freshest, Germany, Gummies, Haribo, Matty

+1 gumption points for making a gummy out of food most people don’t even want to smell.

Dad’s Root Beer Barrels: Drink ’em Up

Feb 22, 2021 | 5 Freshest, Hard candy, Matty

Drink. Or rather: Bite.

Cavendish & Harvey Strawberry Drops

Feb 2, 2021 | 5 Freshest, Germany, Hard candy, Matty

Don’t call it old people candy just because it isn’t “fun”

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