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Tamalitoz: Watermelon & Chili? WCGW?

Reviewed by Matty on Nov 13, 2018

Water, melon, chili, and you

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Enchilokas: More Mango, B*&^hes

Reviewed by Matty on Sep 11, 2018

Nope. Sorry. Won't apologize for yet another mango candy review.

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Jovy Mango Slices: Spot On Flavor

Reviewed by Matty on Sep 4, 2018

Flavor is like a real fruit. Gummy is like not a gummy.

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Tikkels- “They’ll make you smile”

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 29, 2018

a new, excellent addition to an under represented candy genre

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Pascall Pineapple Lumps

Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 2, 2018

We're trying to break the stigma of "lumps" in general

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Gustaf’s Jelly Babies

Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 16, 2017

Tackling the tough stories, today we’re looking at another variety of Jelly Baby

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When is Zout too much Zout?

Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 14, 2017

When is a shitload of salt too much of a shitload?

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Katjes Wunder-Land: Unicorns and Hearts up in this piece

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 14, 2017

if this is what's at the end of the rainbow, I want in.

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Lakrisal Licorice Pastilles

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 16, 2017

Very interesting, very unique licorice weirdness

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Milch Bar from Mexico: Eh. Esta Bien.

Reviewed by Matty on Apr 4, 2017

My kid used to say 'milch' when she was trying to say 'milk'. Great story.

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Lucas Salsaghetti Redux

Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 28, 2017

We're going back to the well to review something for the second time-let's see if this time it fares any better.

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Lifesavers Fruit Tingles

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 2, 2016

I had to buy these because the word "tingles" in the name.

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Cadbury Caramel Chew

Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 25, 2016

Show of hands: who like caramel? Chewing?

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Mean Black Fox “Try & Cry” Licorice Salty Blend

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 15, 2015

If you're the kind of person that prefers red "licorice", then....this mix likely isn't for you.

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Mui-Bon & CandyinLA.com

Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 27, 2015

If there was an online candy store with permanent free shipping, would you buy from them? Every day, or just monthly?

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MUNCHPAK!!!!

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 1, 2015

Who doesn't want a box of snacks delivered to them monthly?

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Mean Black Fox Mint Sticks

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 26, 2015

Minty licorice can be a beautiful thing-do these make the mark?

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Locochas Mix: Wowzers.

Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 6, 2015

Sweet. Spicy. Sour. Salty. Sexy.

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Napoleon Fruit (Sour) Mix

Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 11, 2014

Bursting with tart fruit flavor, these delights are amazing-and available in the states.

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Tequila candy needs more um Tequila

Reviewed by Matty on Nov 3, 2014

If you love tequila, then you're not alone. Unless you are home alone drinking it.

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Gustafs Sweet Licorice, Trollendrops, and Licorice Toffee

Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 2, 2014

Through the mass of mediocre licorice, we bring you a mixed bag: one good, one beyond great, and one gross.

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Who’s Buying these Borrachines Mexican Candies?

Reviewed by Matty on Jun 14, 2012

And a better question – who actually likes them? You? They sure look pretty. Nice colors. Soft and tender with...

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Cremino Bicalore: Bueno

Reviewed by Matty on May 28, 2012

When you want something sweet and hazelnutty from Mexico

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Caramels Diablo Sea Salt Caramels with Chile

Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 4, 2012

Aren't there enough sea salt caramels? Clearly not, smart guy.

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Mexican Alcohol Candy: Hmmm. Not Sure I Get It

Reviewed by Matty on Jan 30, 2012

Get hammered on Mexican jell candy. Seriously. DO IT.

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Heartizz: Gots Sour Fizz, Liz

Reviewed by Matty on Jan 10, 2011

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Fizzy Fast Laners As Told By Complainers

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 7, 2010

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Vero Mango: The Red Dirt Flavor Journey

Reviewed by Matty on Jun 25, 2010

"I taste loads of tamarind, and spice and salt." Which country made the candy I'm eating? Mexico. Of course! Tamarind is to Mexican candy like mustard is to American hot dogs - slopped on there every time whether you want it or not. Vero Mangos though...kinda yums.

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