Hopjes Koffie Coffee Candies

Ever had a coffee flavored hard candy? They taste like coffee. I mean....that's kinda the...


Oldtimers know what they’re talking about

In general, that's true. Talk to someone over 75, they usually have some level or perspective or...


Tamalitoz: Watermelon & Chili? WCGW?

This watermelon and chili combo of the Tamalitoz is very Latin American to me. Which I...


Enchilokas: More Mango, B*&^hes

Nope. Sorry. Won't apologize for yet another mango candy review. Look, I went to Lolli and Pops...


Jovy Mango Slices: Spot On Flavor

Maybe I should apologize for all the mango candy reviews. This is my second in the past three...


Tikkels- “They’ll make you smile”

What a horrid, horrid title for this review. So obvious, so annoying, so delightfully anger...


Pascall Pineapple Lumps

Really bad naming choice. There's never a "great" situation where the word lumps is used....


Gustaf’s Jelly Babies

We checked out Bassett’s Jelly Babies last month (spoiler, they’re kinda awesome). To be...


When is Zout too much Zout?

So..... what the hell am I talking about? I'm talking about zout, kids, or as most of you call...


Katjes Wunder-Land: Unicorns and Hearts up in this piece

Everyone knows about Haribo: even people who don't know shit about candy know what Haribo is now,...