More Chocolate Reviews

Passover Candy Done Right: Top 10 Plagues Bucket

Finally. Our love of candy meets our love of….well it meets our religion at least.

Cherry Ripe: A Discerning Confection for Us Matures

I have nothing clever to say here. Read the review.

Pascall Pineapple Lumps

We’re trying to break the stigma of “lumps” in general

Harry London Buckeyes

by Jonny

Chocolate. Peanut Butter. I mean….do we need to continue?

Sugarfina Aphrodite Strawberry: As Good as it Sounds?

by Matty

Aphrodite was the goddess of something good. What is it again?

Quest Bar: A Protein Bar for Dessert? Yep.

by Matty

Looks like a candy bar, tastes like a candy bar, isn’t a candy bar.

Twix Coconut, Please! And…Hold The Coconut?

I'm not happy. What the hell is going on with all these candy companies making coconut flavored candies (a good thing) and then not putting COCONUT IN THEM (not so great)??!! Who's piloting this ship? Is it really that expensive? I can get a 2 pound bag of sweetened...

Same Sweet Candy Offers Some Sweet Caramels

I like the little guys, the small companies trying to make it big. And I like the Internet. It's an instant worldwide marketplace! Put the 2 together and you get Same Sweet Candy. This is quite possibly the first Gurus review that's equal parts vendor and candy....

Toffee Turtles – Eat Some, Save the World, No Big Whoop

Why we don't rely on kids to review candy: Dad: So how'd you like the candy? Kid A: Awesome Dad: Wow. (litlol) AWEsome? Why so great? Kid A: I don't know. Dad: ok. uh thanks. Did you like it, T? Kid T: No. Dad: Why not? Kid T: What do you call that stuff with the...

Pretzel M&M’s – Candy Of The Year?

Pretzel M&M’s sure as HELL be better than the coconut ones. I’m angry.

Whoah-These Rocks Rock! Jean Philippe River Rocks

It’s just fun to eat rocks. Don’t tell me it’s not.

Christopher Elbow’s Chocolate Pops You in the Mouth

uh what? "No 6 Dark Rocks - 61% dark chocolate bar blended with popping candy"You know what? I don't give 2 hoots if these are actually good. In fact, why should I even review these? The sheer balls of making a gourmet chocolate bar with what I assume is...