Too Haute Cowgirls’ Popcorn Turns my Son into a Wild Beast


I love popcorn. I’ve documented my addiction to any savory flavored popcorn (sour cream & onion, cheddar, ranch, whatever), but I’ve never been a huge chocolate & popcorn guy. It’s good, but..for me it misses the salty mark.

Until now.

Peeps, I introduce you to my new friends : Two Haute Cowgirls, and their crown jewel, “Fistful of Fleur De Sel” popcorn.

Nothing else to add, just click here for shit’s sake and buy some! DO IT!!!




  1. Jonny,

    I think I would grab that bag from you just like Jonny Guru. Jr., did. Only faster!

    Those look yummolicious!

  2. Hilarious. The grunge history at the beginning was especially enlightening. Are the Haute girls hot? What is haute…like fashion…?

    • It’s actually pronounced something like “ho-tuh” (that last syllable is giving me the willies). It means “high”. 🙂

  3. Jonie Gurus, You guys are absolutely, fantastically insightful, and funny as all get out! Yeah, I mean it, “all get out”! I’m heading to the store right now to find them and buy them.

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