When you change a recipe, be careful

When you change a recipe, be careful
If you gotta eat mass produced white chocolate, make it these
When you name your food ‘superb’ – hell, you BETTER be good. These are. Very.
Caramel goes with salt. This we know. But does it go with coffee? What about white chocolate? Porjk Belly?
Great coconut. Perfect for the rich!
What’s gona be better: animal crackers in milk chocolate, or jelly beans in dark? Serious first world issue to ponder.
Italians and their food. Let’s let them keep making it.
I know I know… when we think ‘chocolate’ we all think ‘beef’. Nothing new here. Oh WAIT A MINUTE!
When you’re fat, you diet. But you got to still eat candy. Because why make life any shittier?
Bad coconut candy may scare the hell out of you. Run!
When you’re in the mood to elect an official and eat chocolate
How in god’s name am I going to get some fudge sent here? Sendfudge.com, that’s the hell how yo!