I’ve Seen Hell, My Friends: And It’s Filthy With Spogs
I’m still shuddering. Recently I contacted Aunty Nellie’s Sweet Shop in Ireland to get my hands on...
Full ReviewHalloween Terror Candy – Katjes Black Owls
You'll be cursed for 7 years if you even LOOK at these.
Full ReviewDiamond in the Rough : Target’s Market Pantry Fruity Twists
What happens when a Target brand candy turns out to be outstanding?
Full ReviewKatjes Kinder : Little Black Licorice Cats That Don’t Shed
If you claim to like licorice, then you need to have a bag of these on hand at all times. The pinnacle of "emergency candy"
Full ReviewKatjes Little Harmonies. Harrrible Name.
Real, black salty sweet licorice meets soothing foamy marshmallow. Yin and Yang or train wreck?
Full ReviewNewman’s Organic Sour Licorice : There’s No Way This Can Be Good
Red "licorice" products almost always suck. Will these be any different? Will they really be sour? Will I ever stop asking questions?
Full ReviewHaribo Parade : A Parade of Sad Clowns
Haribo knows gummies, and they know sour. Hell, they even know bananas. But do they know licorice?
Full ReviewWelch’s Filled Licorice : You Know What I’m Gonna Say, Right?
Will we like this filled licorice? Have we EVER liked filled licorice?
Full ReviewTwizzlers Cherry Nibs : Blue Collar Red Licorice
Excuse me, but your nibs smell JUST a bit funky. Just sayin'
Full ReviewHaribo Sali-Kritz : Good & Plenty the German Way
Last week I reviewed the crappy Outback Beans. They were a horrible stab at the Good & Fruity concept: candy...
Full ReviewAussie Style Licorice : Pineapple and Marionberry
Anyone ever heard of a Marionberry? Licorice intrigues me.
Full ReviewIngrid’s Candy Shop: Nom nom nom (w/ a Swedish accent)
You only thought Sweden made intensely gorgeous women, and novels about girls with dragon tattoos? Well they gots candy too. Relocation time.
Full ReviewHaribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ’em.
Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado. They’re...
Full ReviewYou’re Welcome : Here’s Bevmo Sour Strawberry Bites
I’m gonna toss all my normal pithy, cute crap to the wayside today folks. Strictly business. Being in the...
Full Review2010 – The Year that Candy Became Popular
The Top 10 candies of 2010! In case you missed our first take, check out the rehash!
Full ReviewI can’t tell you the name of this review, it’s that lame.
This review has nothing to do with showgirls, Vegas, or show tunes.
Full ReviewSallos “Extra Stark” Licorice Hard Candy
I wanted these to be great, and while they're not, they're not bad at all.
Full ReviewVillosa Sallos Black & White Licorice : This Aint Yo Momma’s Good & Plenty!
I used to love Good & Plenty. Now, I'm ruined. These take licorice to the HNL.
Full ReviewTwizzlers Sweet and Soft Sour Poo Nozzles
Baby poo or zit insides? Either way, not good news.
Full ReviewKatjes Chile Heringe: Umm …. I f*&^ing LOVE these
Dammit if the Dutch aren't just super right on. They make great licorice. They aren't afraid of really pushing anise. They don't pretend to cater to children. They play to adults. And they use salt. Like all good cooks.
Full ReviewIreland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???
Here's a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?
Full ReviewGrape Vines: They’re Purptastic!
These taste like purple, and it's perfectly logical for today's candy enthusiast to only want authentic, all natural, chardonnay-esque, only organic, non-fructose, raw cane grape candy. I feel you. But personally I love fake grape.
Full ReviewRed Vines Super Ropes Realize Candy Engineering Yet Enhance Backfat
The iPhone can't make phone calls, but Red Vines are engineering straws? What a world.
Full Review“Twilight” Can Kiss My Ass, And So Can These.
I love Haribo. I love Gummies. I love licorice. Yet I hate myself, why?
Full ReviewNothing rhymes with “Wonka Kazoozles”, so … I can’t be clever.
Is it a gummy? A salve? Licorice? Hair Cream?
Full ReviewUK Sweets – Sherbet Fountain. WTF.
Not ice cream. No water. Think sickly sweet powder and a 30 year old leather shoelace. Sound good to you?
Full ReviewUK Sweets – Eat A Black, Jack, Do it Again…
Review By : Jonny Last weekend my wife went to Las Cruces, New Mexico to visit her long time friend Kathleen, who...
Full ReviewKenny’s Fruit Twists – Are you into sweaty fake licorice?
KENNY!!!! .......... KENNY!!!!!!!!!
Full ReviewDarrell Lea Red Candy They Call Licorice
If it's red, it's not licorice. DOES EVERYBODY GET THIS YET?
Full ReviewBlack Ace Licorice – all retro organic like when we were kids!
I’m living in a temporary abode with the family since there is some work being done on our house. We’re in...
Full ReviewRed Vines – The Candy That Started It All…
They'll always be a place in my heart & pantry for these things.
Full ReviewTwizzlers – The best, shittiest candy around!
Good vs. Bad. Microsoft vs. Apple. Monsters vs. Aliens. Coke vs. Pepsi. But most importantly...Twizzlers vs. Red Vines- does the Twiz even stand a chance?
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