Grape or currant I don’t care because these are fucking great
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Sour Patch Kids Berries: Sour, Sweet, and Fake!
If my kids were half as sweet after being this sour, I’d buy more of them too.
Grape Vines: They’re Purptastic!
These taste like purple, and it’s perfectly logical for today’s candy enthusiast to only want authentic, all natural, chardonnay-esque, only organic, non-fructose, raw cane grape candy. I feel you. But personally I love fake grape.
Kenny’s Fruit Twists – Are you into sweaty fake licorice?
KENNY!!!! ………. KENNY!!!!!!!!!
Wiley Wallaby Soft & Chewy in Loads of Flavors
Aussie licorice but is it licorice if it isn’t “licorice”?
Lachgummi Frutivity: Yogurt Gummies
Yogurt. But not wet.
Hi-Chews Bites: So much promise…
But these don’t have a really big chew…
Trolli Sour Gummy Crunchers: Not a Match Made in Heaven
Sometimes 2 great tastes don’t taste great together
SweeTARTS Gummies: Really? We haven’t reviewed these?
Old school meet middle school. Add in after school, go to college then make candy. Which has nothing to do with these things.
Jolly Rancher Sour Bunnies: Annual Gel Fest? Eh.
There was a time when Jolly Rancher was a one-trick pony - hard brick candies in watermelon, green apple, cherry,...
Gimbal’s Sour Jelly Beans: Ready to Compete with the Jelly Belly?
Are there sour jelly beans worth buying not named “Jelly Belly”?
Jelly Belly’s: Soda Pop Shoppe To Drink in Your Beans
Soda pop Jelly Bellys? Old school flavors like A&W Root Beer and Cream Soda? Please. I’ll take 12.
Jelly Belly Sour Bunnies: It’s What’s for Easter
When the sweet people at Jelly Belly send us Gurus stuff to review, in this case, Easter Candy, I have to ask myself:...
Nerds Wildberry & Peach
As a Nerds connoisseur, I was both humiliated and overjoyed to learn of a flavor I hadn’t tried yet.
Güdfüd: Stuffed Marshmallows Never Tasted So Imported
They’re called güdfüd and they’re American. Read the review, but I warn you, though the candy is ok, this review sucks.
The Candy Gurus Do Mexico
Mexico, thou hast forsaken us-up till NOW.
Wonka Exceptionals’ Fruit Marvels: Do they Live Up to the Legend?
The fine people at Wonka sent us a bunch of sweets, half chocolate and half non-chocolate- I’m putting away the dark cocoa mistress and burying my gob into some fruity chewy type treats. Do they live up to the Wonka legacy?
Jolly Rancher Gummies – Just Like the Real Thing
I like a Jolly Rancher enough that I’ll follow the happy guy and his little candies wheree’r he goeth.
Fruit Snacks Welch on the Promise of Flavor
Suggestion: Stick to the grape juice
I’m back! From Disneyland. With Goofy Balls.
Disneyland. Long lines and lots of candy. And everyone is eating it.
