When your Yoplait at brekkers just isn’t enough for you

When your Yoplait at brekkers just isn’t enough for you
Who here had Garbage Pail Kids stickers on the door of their bedroom?
They’re very similar to Spinal Tap’s classic album “Shark Sandwich”. In the review, at least.
Sometimes, when you’re craving ice cream…..you should just buy ice cream.
The only thing that’s brittle about this brittle is the brittle part.
I think we have to stop reviewing candy. For one, I’m pretty sure we’ve reviewed everything. Last count we had 617 reviews on this site. The only reason there should be more candies than this is because of a Dentist Conspiracy.
Did you know they love pancakes in Israel? Well they do. I was there and there was a pancake house and it was good.
Us adults like sugar but not as much as kids do. Our elder taste buds crave sour and bitter and alcohol and spicy. Those poor lil sodding children can really only handle the sweet stuff. But what happens when you are trying to pass as a decent parent by insisting you...
What do you get a snarky candy fiend when they’re down?
Sweet. Spicy. Sour. Salty. Sexy.
Just another combination of chocolate, toffee and marshmallow. OR IS IT???
Do you really need another pumpkin spiced lasagna? Move on to salted caramel, kids.