Not sure I’ve had bad toffee before. Still haven’t
More Chocolate Reviews
Cadbury Twirl: Intense Chocolate Hit
Intense isn’t a word I would ever use with chocolate
Sakuma Drops: Hard Candy that’s Surprisingly Awesome
Are you a hard candy nerd? Then you must know these already.
Gail Ambrosius: Truffles that Men Won’t Hide From
I don’t think I’ve ever heard a dude say, “Man, I sure could use a smooth chocolate truffle right now.” Still – when the experts at Gail Ambrosius Chocolatier sent us a note asking if we wanted to try their wares, I of course said yes since – well, it IS candy, and well, I AM a pushover and I’ll try anything once espesh if it’s free.
Marich Confectionary Stuns the Gurus
Solid candies from a family company. Word!
Güdfüd: Stuffed Marshmallows Never Tasted So Imported
They’re called güdfüd and they’re American. Read the review, but I warn you, though the candy is ok, this review sucks.
Donkey Balls’ “Balls of Fire”: Heatin’ Up Yr Nuts
These things are spicy and it creeps up on you; takes awhile to get there. Maybe 5 full one-one-thousands later and then this great cayenne flavor starts to appear in the back of my throat. Serious pure heat. I likey.
Ireland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???
Here’s a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?
Wonka’s Exceptionals: Chocolate Bars – disappointing, unless you’re an Oompa.
I looked up “exceptional” in the dictionary and found that it means unusually excellent or superior, extremely rare and extraordinary. Then I looked through the Wonka website and they call the Wonka Exceptional Chocolate bars “the World’s Most Incomparably Imaginative Chocolate.” Really? Quite a description to live up to…
Vosges Peanut Butter Bonbons Slay The Ass off Reeses
The ass-kicker of Reeses has arrived.
Theo’s Vegan Fig, Fennel and Almond Bar
I liked the way the almonds and fennel got stuck in your teeth – a treat for later.
Sweet & Salty Corn Bits: Make Love to Them
See yourself as the John Mayer of new experiences? Someone who makes love to life like it’s crack cocaine? Then my friend — you are in for a world of tastiness with these choco covered corn nuts.
