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Vollmilch-Münzen: Hazelnut and milk are delightful

Don’t overlook old school German candy yo

Haribo Cherry Cola

Two flavors that are better together than alone

Wiley Wallaby Soft & Chewy in Loads of Flavors

Aussie licorice but is it licorice if it isn’t “licorice”?

Jelly Belly Gummies Sours

SO much going against these. Yet…I can’t look away…

Big and Beautiful Tony’s Chocolonely

A “fun” chocolate bar? Who knew.

Kolsvart Sour Raspberry Candy Fish

How many friggin varieties of “swedish” Fish are gonna review??!!

Maoam Pinballs: A secret treat from our fave candy maker?

These are the kind of balls we should all be fond of.

Chewits Xtreme Sour Apple

by Jonny | Sep 25, 2020 | 0 Comments

There’s a warning label on this candy. Lol Brits.

Kit Kat Duos: Mint + Dark Chocolate

by Matty | Sep 22, 2020 | 1 Comment

Sometimes “tried & true” is enough for you

Brach’s Turkey Dinner Candy Corn: Unique. Give ’em that.

by Matty | Sep 15, 2020 | 2 Comments

Fowl for dessert. Do the math.

Trader Joe’s Berry Soft Licorice Twists.

by Matty | Sep 8, 2020 | 0 Comments

Licorice in the front…

Galatine Chocolate & Strawberry

by Jonny | Sep 2, 2020 | 0 Comments

These milk buttons aren’t as boring as they might look.

Swedish Fish: You’re Doing it Wrong

by Jonny | Aug 27, 2020 | 2 Comments

After years of mediocrity..are you ready for the real thing?

Trader Joe’s Milk & Dark Chocolate Butterscotch Bits Bar

by Matty | Aug 21, 2020 | 0 Comments

How could these not, not be good. They’re not.

Chesebro’s Handmade Confections: Old Fashioned Hard Candies

by Jonny | Aug 18, 2020 | 0 Comments

old fashioned hard candies by a mom & pop company? WE’RE IN!

Hu Chocolate Bars: Vegan and Delicious

by Matty | Aug 7, 2020 | 0 Comments

Vegan chocolate doesn’t have to suck.

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