Don’t poo poo the protein bars. Even if they look like it.

Don’t poo poo the protein bars. Even if they look like it.
Let me compound your interest in compound chocolate.
If you remember all the candy in this box then you’re old. Super old. In fact you’re probably using your phone light to read this.
Jeg elsker norske kvinner. Jeg mener sjokolade.
When you want something sweet and hazelnutty from Mexico
PB&J’s has a name that says “simpler days”, “mom loves me” and “yum”. These bars though say “your stoopid”, “you have no taste” and “screw you”.
“You can roll a Rolo / To your pal/ They’re chocolate covered / Car – a -mal”. Not car-a-mel, but car-a-mal. Get it right.
Aren’t there enough sea salt caramels? Clearly not, smart guy.
TCHO is So Fo Sho
Say what you want about how the Man is keeping you down by making Red Dye #5-riddled aspertame products but don’t blame the kids at sweetriot who are doing what they can to be green, save the world, keep you healthy and, oh yeah, make chocolate.
Popcorn like it was meant to eat
So... Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I've posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as I wait in a coffee shop in the snow for a movie. While waiting... We decided to check out some chocolate. 70% cacao, nothing fancy in it. For 9 bucks. Fancy,...