With a name like “Atomic” you’d better be explosive
More Chewy Reviews
Gustaf’s Jelly Babies
Tackling the tough stories, today we’re looking at another variety of Jelly Baby
Maoam Sour Stripes
Potential hall of fame sour chews here.
Grape Vines: They’re Purptastic!
These taste like purple, and it’s perfectly logical for today’s candy enthusiast to only want authentic, all natural, chardonnay-esque, only organic, non-fructose, raw cane grape candy. I feel you. But personally I love fake grape.
The Candy Gurus Do Mexico
Mexico, thou hast forsaken us-up till NOW.
Wonka Exceptionals’ Fruit Marvels: Do they Live Up to the Legend?
The fine people at Wonka sent us a bunch of sweets, half chocolate and half non-chocolate- I’m putting away the dark cocoa mistress and burying my gob into some fruity chewy type treats. Do they live up to the Wonka legacy?
El Almendro Turron Duro – Why create specific dates for happiness?
I have never quite had anything like it. The nougat really is great, crispy, crunchy, sweet with a touch of honey flavor. There is almost no tooth stick unlike what I was expecting and the fantastic almonds are muey plentiful and somehow sweet – I think – could be the nougat. They boast a 63% almond content. There is a weird paper on both sides of the bar – something like rice paper – but it didn’t really bother me.
2010: The Year of Mierda Candy
Every year I like to do a candy bash post. For 2010, may I forever pray you don’t go anywhere near the three candies in this post.
Spin The Wheel And Have Some…Dog Food? Jelly Belly’s “Bean Boozled” Game From Hell.
IF you’ve ever wondered what baby wipes taste like…wait no further!
Juicy Jells: Kids Love Em! But I’m Old…
Juicy Jells from Candy Basket. Soft textured with huge sugar crystals on the outside. Gramma might like these? Jello cubes. Eh.
Sour Spanks: Not a Sex Game Gone Awry but a Nice Treat!
The lil’ genius who created Jelly Belly’s – by far the best tasting jelly bean ever created – contacted Candygurus and said, ‘we got candy – review it.’ If this isn’t a sign that the godforsaken Candygurus have made it then I don’t know what is.
Fruit Sours from Jelly Belly: Kinda One and Not the Other
Jelly Belly Fruit Sours aren’t really fruity or sour. A tad disappointing from our fave jelly bean maker. On the other hand, we know they can make the goods…so perhaps there’s hope…
