If you remember all the candy in this box then you’re old. Super old. In fact you’re probably using your phone light to read this.
More Chewy Reviews
Haribo Weinland: Nothing to Toast to
Wine gums are usually a solid variety of gummy. Usually.
Wham Bamz Cosmic Jelly Beans: Yeah. Ok.
These are boring and so is this review.
Trader Joe’s Mango! Mango! Fruit & Yogurt Gummis: Grocerific
Mango gummis from Trader Joe’s are damn good. Nuff said.
Jelly Belly Peas & Carrots: Look but Don’t Taste
I’ve had these things for months waiting for the right time to review. ‘The right time’ in this case is that I have nothing else to review right now.
Long Boys Coconut: Like a Caramel. With Coconut
If you’re the type who reads a few sentences to see if the flavor profiles jive with yours before reading on, let’s cut to the chase: coconut. and caramel.
Ingrid’s Candy Shop: Nom nom nom (w/ a Swedish accent)
You only thought Sweden made intensely gorgeous women, and novels about girls with dragon tattoos? Well they gots candy too. Relocation time.
Eyeball Candy – It’s a Trip.
It’s called eyeball candy. That should be enough to make you interested enough to read the review.
Jelly Belly’s: Soda Pop Shoppe To Drink in Your Beans
Soda pop Jelly Bellys? Old school flavors like A&W Root Beer and Cream Soda? Please. I’ll take 12.
Caffex Mallows: Caffeinated Marshmallows Tweaked Me Out
Sugar filled caffeine bombs? Power drill s’mores into your brain.
Maynards Sports Mixture – Ugly Candy Needs Eating Too.
Is it important to you to have attractive candy? Or is flavor more important. Warning, these are some ugly bastards.
Sour Filled Electroshocks – Sometimes, it’s good that we can’t buy European candy. Like in this instance. Cause this aint good.
The original “Sweaty®” has some competition, and it’s ugly.
