Sometimes good for you isn’t good. Even though it is actually ‘for you’

Sometimes good for you isn’t good. Even though it is actually ‘for you’
Aaaaand here’s another new Haribo variety! They’re really working overtime these days.
Chocolate covered fruit is adulting at its best
We know all about Haribo, Katjes, Trolli- but what about a more generic German gummy?
Think you’ve been to the best candy store in San Francisco? If you haven’t been here, you haven’t.
Could these be better than Payday bars? Could anything? Is that possible?
Everybody, all together, shout towards the sky, “TWIXXXXXXXXXXXXX!”
He shoots, and he sco- wait. No, I….don’t think he scored at all. Look away.
The only reason this candy was made was for some jacked up Product Manager to get his pun implemented on a bag of candy.
Want a slice of Americana? No? How bout some outstanding hard candies-including retro flavors!
These pastilles are plenty good-just not wuite as good as the original flavors by Rowntrees
The world of high end pate de fruit comes crashing into affordable American online candy stores. Is this a dream? If so, it’s a silky, cool, tart, delightful dream that I don’t want to be woken from. Ever.