Chewy, Fruity, Gooey. Cola-Y.

Chewy, Fruity, Gooey. Cola-Y.
CRUNCHY SOUR JELLY BEANS EVERYBODY
What happens when you combine fruit gummys and licorice? Sometimes bad things. Sometimes good.
This time, the Jr. Gurus are right on the nose- these are amazing.
We know all about Haribo, Katjes, Trolli- but what about a more generic German gummy?
Think you’ve been to the best candy store in San Francisco? If you haven’t been here, you haven’t.
He shoots, and he sco- wait. No, I….don’t think he scored at all. Look away.
The only reason this candy was made was for some jacked up Product Manager to get his pun implemented on a bag of candy.
Haribo Funny Cubes. Basically square but not funny at all. #ButStill
This is Germany’s “filled” variation on the classic Haribo treat “Happy Cola”.
There’s definitely no aroma of pregnant buffalo in these.
These are made in an elf’s shop under a mushroom in the Shires of Germany