Sometimes 2 great tastes don’t taste great together

Sometimes 2 great tastes don’t taste great together
This bag is BUMPIN’
Colorful poop you can eat and that’s hard
Instead of picking the Blue Cheese lovingly off the top of your Cobb Salad an savoring every bite, why not suck on a smooth ball of it for hours?
Boiled sweets are a crucial part of the candy world, as well as candy history. These are perhaps the most iconic boiled sweet there is. DO THE MATH, HOT SHOT!
Welcome to your new favorite candy dish filler.
Ever seen a lollipop the size of an 8 year old’s head? Even a kid with an unusually large head?
All things people hate (hard candy, licorice, intense mint) in one convenient package!
Do you hate coconut? Olives? Ginger? Hard Candies? Then read on!
Time Machine back to summer, 1975. Sand? Check. Sun? Check. Sunscreen? Nope. no one cared back then.
Lots of first world problems for me today, but enough about me: let’s talk about YOU. And what the HELL you’re gonna do for Valentine’s Day! You’re a mess!
Some people “don’t like hard candy”. These are the same people that “aren’t allowed to be near children” and who “eat their own dandruff”. I’m sure of it.