break out the pennies, cause it’s penny candy time.

break out the pennies, cause it’s penny candy time.
If you remember all the candy in this box then you’re old. Super old. In fact you’re probably using your phone light to read this.
Are you a hard candy nerd? Then you must know these already.
No one gets excited about seeing a bag of Werther’s at the grocery store. I’m devoting my life-or at least today-to changing that.
Man oh man, was I obsessed with Charms Blow Pops as a kid. A whole bag of them? Sign me up.
These are made in an elf’s shop under a mushroom in the Shires of Germany
The combo of apple and caramel is a winner. It’s so obvious IT’S DUMB, AMIRIGHT? Or is it this candy that’s dumb? Dumb as hell, perhaps?
Yes, I am. A lover. A caramel lover, among other things. When I got this hefty bag of caramel themed hard candies from Susie in Germany, I hoped for the best. Very folksy. And odd, the combination of German & English on the bag. But hey, we can live...
Ooh! Another take on the super Brit treat rhubarb & custard boiled sweets! (That’s “hard candy” on ‘Merican)
"licorice"? All these years we've been gracefully handling the way the Brits pronounce aluminum ("Ah-LOO-mi-nee-um"), call ads "adverts", and spell flavor "flavour". Now this? Why didn't they check with us first, WE HAD IT SPELLED ALREADY DAMN IT. Anyhow, Taveners,...
Oh joy! Holiday season! Another Sri Racha flavored candy! Another opportunity for disappointment!
Ginger in candy is almost passé. ALMOST.