Thursday, September 9, 2010

Candygurus

We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Archive for the ‘Licorice’ Category

I used to love Good & Plenty. Now, I’m ruined. These take licorice to the HNL.

Twizzlers Sweet and Soft Sour Poo Nozzles

Posted by Jonny On June - 29 - 2010

Baby poo or zit insides? Either way, not good news.

Foreign Candy Company: Rips it Up. Kinda.

Posted by Matty On June - 18 - 2010

Foreign Candy Company sweets in this week’s video – include Rips, Rips Bits, Rips Whips, Rips Hips and Rips Lips. OK the last two I made up.

Katjes Chile Heringe: Umm …. I f*&^ing LOVE these

Posted by Matty On May - 21 - 2010

Dammit if the Dutch aren’t just super right on. They make great licorice. They aren’t afraid of really pushing anise. They don’t pretend to cater to children. They play to adults. And they use salt. Like all good cooks.

Here’s a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?

Grape Vines: They’re Purptastic!

Posted by Matty On April - 9 - 2010

These taste like purple, and it’s perfectly logical for today’s candy enthusiast to only want authentic, all natural, chardonnay-esque, only organic, non-fructose, raw cane grape candy. I feel you. But personally I love fake grape.

The iPhone can’t make phone calls, but Red Vines are engineering straws? What a world.

Katje’s Tappsy – Marshy Licorice Hell

Posted by Matty On December - 9 - 2009

What do you get when you take three numbskulls getting burritos in the City, and give them 2 bags of spongey licorice crappiness? Hijinks.

“Twilight” Can Kiss My Ass, And So Can These.

Posted by Jonny On November - 20 - 2009

I love Haribo. I love Gummies. I love licorice. Yet I hate myself, why?

Fox’s Glacier Dark Are Amazing Yet Not Comfy

Posted by Jonny On October - 23 - 2009

How can something so amazing tasting be mediocre?

Is it a gummy? A salve? Licorice? Hair Cream?

UK Sweets – Sherbet Fountain. WTF.

Posted by Matty On April - 24 - 2009

Not ice cream. No water. Think sickly sweet powder and a 30 year old leather shoelace. Sound good to you?

UK Sweets – Eat A Black, Jack, Do it Again…

Posted by Jonny On April - 9 - 2009

Review By : Jonny

Last weekend my wife went to Las Cruces, New Mexico to visit her long time friend Kathleen, who happens to also be a good friend of mine. Kathleen has been living in Scotland for the last 8 years or so, and was visiting her family in New Mexico.
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Kenny’s Fruit Twists – Are you into sweaty fake licorice?

Posted by Jonny On December - 14 - 2008

KENNY!!!! ………. KENNY!!!!!!!!!

Darrell Lea Red Candy They Call Licorice

Posted by Matty On December - 1 - 2008

If it’s red, it’s not licorice. DOES EVERYBODY GET THIS YET?

I’m living in a temporary abode with the family since there is some work being done on our house. We’re in the Marina, which is a lovely shade of blonde and youth. And there’s this haribo-laden candy store not 3 mins away. Serendipitous.
FWIW – the friends’ house we’re in now is at least 348 times [...]

Red Vines – The Candy That Started It All…

Posted by Jonny On November - 10 - 2008

They’ll always be a place in my heart & pantry for these things.

Good & Plenty Are Both

Posted by Matty On August - 15 - 2008

Under-rated. Always. Don’t forget that.

Haribo “Piratos”

Posted by Jonny On July - 14 - 2008

I love licorice, but these? Not so much.

Twizzlers – The best, shittiest candy around!

Posted by Jonny On July - 1 - 2008

Good vs. Bad. Microsoft vs. Apple. Monsters vs. Aliens. Coke vs. Pepsi. But most importantly…Twizzlers vs. Red Vines- does the Twiz even stand a chance?