Theo’s Vegan Fig, Fennel and Almond Bar
I present to you my tale of Theo’s Vegan Fig, Fennel and Almond 70% Cacao Bar. A present from my speed demon friend and client Devon. Get ready for take off.
This review occurred in the air – I think our first airplane review. Pardon the pictures but they were taken on the plane with my cell phone. I’m returning from a long weekend in Florida with my two oldest friends, Ivan and Brendan – my NYC boys. I thought I’d write this review on the flight out but Xanex had other plans for me – mainly snoring. Crashing is not my fear but some turbulence could cause scarring on my neighbors knees from my finger nails – thus the Xanex.
My knee AND this Dorian fruit candy both are assholes.
The most exotic fruit in the world gets the candy treatment! Get your nose ready…
Skwinkles. Is Tasting Like Ass the Objective Here?
Salsa on candy? Really? Hey Skwinkles: I couldn’t not like you less.
Razzles….First They’re Candy, Then They’re Gum, Then They’re Shitty!”
Is it gum or candy? More importantly, why the hell was I so obsessed with these as a kid?
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