Rock Band, Yogurt and Haribo Jogi Bussi
Haribo’s Jogi Bussi
There are a lot of similarities here at Candygurus.
We are all brilliant – we’re GURUS dammit – watcha expect?
We know our candy like no others – at least none of the peeps in our immediate friend and family base.
We are swell lookers
And none of us are Chinese
Need I go on?
But we also have some differences. Jonny works in the sound industry, Matty in tech and I am the Master of Pain Delivery (sports massage therapist). Actually we are much more alike than different and while our tastes in candy usually click, sometimes they vary greatly. And we are not shy about opining those tastes – we’re not going to ram it down your throats but we’re also not going to hold them in. So this is why I am dedicating this post to my lovely wife.
Get it?
Didn’t think so.
I’ll explain it again for the first time.
My knee AND this Dorian fruit candy both are assholes.
The most exotic fruit in the world gets the candy treatment! Get your nose ready…
Skwinkles. Is Tasting Like Ass the Objective Here?
Salsa on candy? Really? Hey Skwinkles: I couldn’t not like you less.
Razzles….First They’re Candy, Then They’re Gum, Then They’re Shitty!”
Is it gum or candy? More importantly, why the hell was I so obsessed with these as a kid?
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