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Is it a gummy or is it breakfast. Just be honest already.

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Most of you who’ve seen these have seen them at Trader Joe’s. In fact, I’d wager most. But did any...

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Trolli Sour Brite Sloths are a huge steaming pile of poo

How do I put this? I'M HAVING A HARD TIME TYPING COZ I'M SO MAD

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