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Sometimes what you need isn't what you think you have. Sometimes I'm sure it is as well, but in this instance, it's complicated.

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So much to unpack here, you may need a vacation from this review when you're done.

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This....is going to be sticky.

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+1 gumption points for making a gummy out of food most people don't even want to smell.

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Swizzel’s Drumstick Sour Squashies

Squashies is a fun name.

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