This candy is hard

This candy is hard
High falootin’ sweets that harness the power of booze
Gummies you don’t need
I’m no Guy Fieri, but….WELCOME TO FLAVOR TOWN®!
Please read the review because I’m funny as hell, but in short: thee taste like dog shit.
Chuckles? Not even CLOSE TO LAUGHING OVER HERE.
It’s time for this guy to pull back the curtain a bit & let you into my real life.
The only thing Sweet and Tarty about these is everything
Can natural candies that are interesting even be MADE any more?
What do you get when you eat a Zagnut bar? Like totally happy and then pissed cuz it’s gone.
Slice, slice baby….
How can you improve a Sour Patch Kid? Super size it. How can you improve chocolate covered gummy bears? That’s a different story.