American confectioners need to up their newfangled iterations of old school candies. Impress us.
More Jonny Reviews
Mike & Ikes Buttered Popcorn
Hot buttered crap is more like it
Harry London Buckeyes
Chocolate. Peanut Butter. I mean….do we need to continue?
Katjes Sour Tropical Gummies Taste Even Better Than The Bag Looks
Sour? Yes. Yummy? Natch. Delightful? Duh.
Charms Sweet & Sour Pops, Zombies, and Crying Kids
When in doubt, fashion a railroad spike holster that hangs off your waist. Keep it handy.
Haribo Jelly Boobs Sharp Ginger
Yeah. That's what these translate to using Google Translate. It's nice to know there's so much functional technology on the web. I'm pretty sure these have nothing to do with boobs, but let's just keep pretending that they do. This bag is fresh off the boat...
E-ma Apple Ginger Pearls of Goodness and Sunshine
I had never had apple and ginger as a candy combination before. Now? I never want to not have it.
The Future is Here: Milk Straws Magic Sucking
Remember when you had to use spoons? So lame.
Haribo Strawberries & Cream : Underrated and Delightful
I get the whole Strawberries thing, but I’m not playing tennis over here-don’t need or want the cream. Blech. Oh, the CANDY Strawberries & Cream? Oh, I see.
Torie & Howard Organic Hard Candies : Something Very Different
Does your candy usually have cabbage and carrots in it?
Rhubarb & Custard Boiled Sweets : A UK Classic that Must Needs Come Stateside.
Imagine boiled celery candy – now scratch that, take Strawberry & Rhubarb pie, take away the Strawberry, and add custard. Now make it a hard candy.
Sri Racha Lollipops – The Cock Has Spoken
It’s finally happened : Sriracha sauce, or as I like to call it, life juice, has been made into a lolly. Rejoice?
