Licorice in the front…

Licorice in the front…
After years of mediocrity..are you ready for the real thing?
Boring flavors-so why does this work so well?
Sometimes you have to treat a country like petulant young adult
It’s not that these ae bad per se…it’s just that there’s existentially no reason for their existence.
Grab a cup of nog, won’t you, as we gather around the tree to watch stupid videos of dudes reviewing Christmas candy
The weather outside is frightful-for California.
Show of hands: who like caramel? Chewing?
When is a cookie not a confection, but a candy?
They’re pigs that have pig in them, so let’s first think on that.
How does one improve an already great candy? Is it possible?
What’s old is new again-or rather, what’s new is old. Apparently. Like Inception.