Hard, Gummy, Solid and Sour

Hard, Gummy, Solid and Sour
Shell Shocked. I guess the name. kinda fits, because I was shocked at how shitty these were, and shelled out money to buy them.
I’ve hunted a while for these: was the wait worth it?
When you go to an island populated only by Unicorns, these are the kinds of things you’ll find.
Taffy is boring and all the same. Right?
We love Rowntrees original pastilles, but did they fuck things up with these newfangled flavor combos?
This bag is BUMPIN’
who thought these tasted god enough to mass produce?
Flavors no one hates, all wrapped up like a scary mushroom.
A better fruit chew and licorice combo than we’ve ever tried
Olde skool, sure. But good enough for the 21st century.
So many things to learn, so many preconceived notions to shatter. Lots of stuff going on here.