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Vollmilch-Münzen: Hazelnut and milk are delightful

Don’t overlook old school German candy yo

Haribo Cherry Cola

Two flavors that are better together than alone

Wiley Wallaby Soft & Chewy in Loads of Flavors

Aussie licorice but is it licorice if it isn’t “licorice”?

Jelly Belly Gummies Sours

SO much going against these. Yet…I can’t look away…

Big and Beautiful Tony’s Chocolonely

A “fun” chocolate bar? Who knew.

Kolsvart Sour Raspberry Candy Fish

How many friggin varieties of “swedish” Fish are gonna review??!!

Maoam Pinballs: A secret treat from our fave candy maker?

These are the kind of balls we should all be fond of.

Haribo Stadionwurst

Haribo Stadionwurst

Yeah I go to sports events at large stadiums. Or I did before I was afraid to be within 6 feet of other people. And I...

Nüma: Good-for-you Taffy

Nüma: Good-for-you Taffy

I'm loving this new trend in healthy candy. For people like me who would eat the stuff every day? Hell yeah I want...

Rio D’oro Green Smoothie

Rio D’oro Green Smoothie

Sometimes I'm faced with a dilemma: review something tough to find (especially for Americans) that's interesting, or...

Red Band Sour Suckers

Red Band Sour Suckers

A repost from 2013 because if you like sour candy and you haven't had these Sour Suckers then you need to take a long,...

Nerds Gummy Clusters

Nerds Gummy Clusters

On the candy subreddit (this is a "section" of Reddit. If you're not familiar, come join us), there's a lot of...