Summer Sauce apparently is when you take 2 of the best under-represented flavors in the candy world and give them the business
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Now & Later Extreme Sour Soft Fruit Chews
It’s not that these ae bad per se…it’s just that there’s existentially no reason for their existence.
Holiday Candy Video Review 3 of 3: Tootsie Candy Cane Pop Drops
Grab a cup of nog, won’t you, as we gather around the tree to watch stupid videos of dudes reviewing Christmas candy
Jolly Rancher Hard Candies: Best In Class
It all started back in the dizzle, @ 1977. Me, Matt, Kevin & Darren, crusing to the local grocery store and loading up on cheap candy for the day. Wacky Wafers? Check. Sweet Tarts? Double Check. Jolly Rancher Sticks? Hells Yes. Raspberry, Apple,...
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Last Monday was a good day. Sure, I had lost my fantasy football matchup the weekend before, and yes, I was still full of self loathing and disdain, but...that's just Monday, right? The reason this particular Monday was so excellent is due to the fact that not one,...
A Cornucopia of Asian…Candy?
Popcorn Induced Flashback
In 1984, I could get egg flavored popcorn if I felt like it.
Soda Flavored Gummy Rolls – Haribo Style
Haribo’s cola flavored snails look nothing like snails. But the taste? EXACTLY like them! Er…wait.
Meet The New Kid – Sir Francis Bacon
Do ya like bacon? If not, never speak to me again.
Revive Energy Mints – Better Than Meth?
Candy plus an energy boost? Is it possible, and if so, …is it a good idea?
Auce or Whatev? Sweetness or FAIL? Trident Layers.
It’s not a sandwich : it’s a Gumwich™, Bitch!
Haribo Bumix: Bad name. Bad candy.
