Get past the package and the name and just put these things in your mouth.


Get past the package and the name and just put these things in your mouth.

This candy…might actually be what’s for breakfast

My kid used to say ‘milch’ when she was trying to say ‘milk’. Great story.
A candy bar with no purpose in life. So sad.
I like a Jolly Rancher enough that I’ll follow the happy guy and his little candies wheree’r he goeth.
I love spicy food. I love candy. I love Good & Fruitys! This is a slam dunk…
Lollipop meet Bacon. A suckable, lickable heart attack! Plus Ginger and Lemon lollies reviewed. There aint nothin’ like meat and tang.
You never know what you’re getting with lollipops. Will these deliver on their promised flavors, or will they suck ass?
I like to pretend it’s just me and these things, alone on an island. With air conditioning.
Who’s eating these things? Are they doing it in public?
Not ice cream. No water. Think sickly sweet powder and a 30 year old leather shoelace. Sound good to you?