Finally. Our love of candy meets our love of….well it meets our religion at least.
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The Natural Confectionary Company Squirms
It’s time. Time for America and beyond to ditch gas station sour worms and finally level up
Maoam Crazy Roxx
Ready to get crazy? Or just cray? Craze?
Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together
If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.
Lammes Habanero Pralines – Spice is Nice.
Did I just find the best spicy candy ever made? Did I actually find it? Did Matty? Will I continue to ask myself questions? Is anyone listening?
Jolly Rancher Awesome Twosome Chews: No. Na’wesome.
I love Ranchers. Old school yummles. So it’s perfectly logical for me to expect Rancher Chews – with the word “awesome” in the title – to be just that, no?
Remember these? : B*B*Bats baby, yeah!
A repressed memory of a classic candy come to light with shocking (not really at all) results!
Aunty Alice’s Apricots – Oddly Disturbing?
Ladies & germs, give it up for The Candy Gurus' first South African candy review! Thanks to world traveller Lori K, we now have complete global domination, which is nice. Check out the "foam apricots" from Now-freed-Nelson-Mandela-Land: Am I alone in being creeped...
Jelly Belly Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans, Vomit, Sausage, Puppies and Dirt. And Worms.
Gimbals Sour Lovers Mix – Welcome to my world.
Gimbals is all about the love. First came the "Cherry Lovers" mix (not my thing), then the "Honey Lovers" mix. Definitely not my thing. But now? Let's welcome the new kid, "Sour Lovers" mix: The fine folks at Gimbals sent us some of these to try out. Now, ...you know...
You’re Welcome : Here’s Bevmo Sour Strawberry Bites
I'm gonna toss all my normal pithy, cute crap to the wayside today folks. Strictly business. Being in the candy biz, my "job" is to buy candy I've never tried before, eat it, and tell you guys about it. I can't complain about that, right? But most of the time, I...
Same Sweet Candy Offers Some Sweet Caramels
I like the little guys, the small companies trying to make it big. And I like the Internet. It's an instant worldwide marketplace! Put the 2 together and you get Same Sweet Candy. This is quite possibly the first Gurus review that's equal parts vendor and candy....
