We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Alpenbauer Mango-Orange “Klassik” Bonbons

If they sold these at Walgreens, I'd be in trouble.

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Cedrinco Fruit Gele: Stop Everything, and Read.

The world of high end pate de fruit comes crashing into affordable American online candy stores. Is this a dream? If so, it's a silky, cool, tart, delightful dream that I don't want to be woken from. Ever.

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Hitschler Sour Gummy Monsters

There's definitely no aroma of pregnant buffalo in these.

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Bassett’s Liquorice Allsorts

I love licorice, coconut, fruits, and chocolate. Love. But will I love them together? I DON'T KNOW, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT. Together.

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Haribo Clown Fish. Sad, sad Clowns.

These are safe to eat without cooking first. I checked.

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Katjes Grün-Ohr Barchen (They’re Neu!) Green Ear Bears

Dudes, check this: There’s no end to the amount of “gummy bears” that candy companies make, and...

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Grandma’s Finest Licorice Fruits

Know how I regularly talk about “Grandma Candy”?  It generally requires some variation of hard candy and...

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Trolli iGums

These little crazies hold a secret. A delicious secret.

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SweeTARTS Gummies: Really? We haven’t reviewed these?

Old school meet middle school. Add in after school, go to college then make candy. Which has nothing to do with these things.

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Venchi Italian chocolate bar: Adding herbs and fruit to everyone’s chagrin

When Italians make anything, I eat it. Here's chocolate. Guess what I did when I got it.

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Mr. Blubber Brause Bonbons

They're fizzy, 'kept they're not.

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Bona Vita Ingwer Bonbons : Citrus Ginger Hard Candies

Ginger in candy is almost passé. ALMOST.

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Trader Joe’s All Natural Fruit Jellies

America doesn't know much from Pates De Fruits. Actually, I don't either, but I'm learning.

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Skittles Darkside: Once you go dark you’ll never go bark

These Skittles aren't just dark, they're brooding

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Trolli Sour Stixi

With a pretty unique consistency, this offering from Trolli continues their track record of excellence overseas

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Ahoj-Brause Halloween Bonbons : Is it Halloween Yet? Please?

Some people "don't like hard candy". These are the same people that "aren't allowed to be near children" and who "eat their own dandruff". I'm sure of it.

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Dude, Seriously. Mamba Sour Gummies are Kinda Awesome.

I talk a lot of smack about Mamba. Cool name, pretty lame candies. Will this Mamba gummie be any different? SPOILER ALERT: yes, it will. Very. A lot much very.

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Frigeo Ahoj Brause Shower Fries

When shopping for Shower Fries, don't just consider flavor : consistency is important too

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Maynard’s Wine Gums : An Un-Reviewed Classic!

THE original wine gum. Or at least, the first I ever had. It was a balmy day in Heathrow airport, November 2002...

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Torie & Howard Organic Hard Candies : Something Very Different

Does your candy usually have cabbage and carrots in it?

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Mentos: Tasting the Rainbow

I reviewed Mentos back in the day as lame-when it was ME that was lame all along!

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Bona Vita Brause Flaschcen : That’s German for “Orange & Cola Deliciousness”

Not really made by Americans, the Germans are kooky for these! You should be too.

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An Oldie But a Goodie : Charms Hard Candies

One of the oldest hard candies around comes under scrutiny: are they still good? Were they ever good?

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Katjes Euro Munzen : Interesting, Yummy, and a bit Weird

If you eat real money, you'll get chlamydia. Try these instead.

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Katjes Frucht-Kaugis : What fruit should taste like

I used to not like soft gummies. Great German candy used to be impossible to find. Both of these things have changed.

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Quick Hit Review: Jolly Rancher Doubles

Two flavors in one - the promise almost never delivers.

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Sour Punch Bits Tangerine & Lemonade. They’re Orange At Least.

Tangerine Lemonade. Chewy. Gummy. Sour. These can only be amazing.

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Hot Spiced Mulled Cider…Hard Candy?

I love sucking my hot mulled cider!

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Jolly Rancher Awesome Twosome Chews: No. Na’wesome.

I love Ranchers. Old school yummles. So it's perfectly logical for me to expect Rancher Chews - with the word "awesome" in the title - to be just that, no?

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Koppers Sour Petite Fruits – Mystery Solved

Chewy, tart little fruit looking lovelies.

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Alpenliebe-Orangey Chocolatey Hard Creamy Yet Not Dreamy

Grandma might steal them from you.

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Gail Ambrosius: Truffles that Men Won’t Hide From

I don't think I've ever heard a dude say, "Man, I sure could use a smooth chocolate truffle right now." Still - when the experts at Gail Ambrosius Chocolatier sent us a note asking if we wanted to try their wares, I of course said yes since - well, it IS candy, and well, I AM a pushover and I'll try anything once espesh if it's free.

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Wonka Exceptionals’ Fruit Marvels: Do they Live Up to the Legend?

The fine people at Wonka sent us a bunch of sweets, half chocolate and half non-chocolate- I'm putting away the dark cocoa mistress and burying my gob into some fruity chewy type treats. Do they live up to the Wonka legacy?

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Juicy Jells: Kids Love Em! But I’m Old…

Juicy Jells from Candy Basket. Soft textured with huge sugar crystals on the outside. Gramma might like these? Jello cubes. Eh.

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Taveners Wine Gums-Finally, Candy For Drunks!

I once ate two bags of wine gums hoping to cop a buzz.

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Rowntree’s Randoms: Dan Sends Yummy UK Gummis

When yr friends send you candy - who needs family?

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Is Willy Wonka Wanking?

Willy Wonka releases their first gummy & sour gummy. Yummy?

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Sunkist Fruit Gems Can Sunkiss My Ass!

Gemalicious Goo!

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Haribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.

Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.

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Fab-O-Pom Lollipop swings for the fences with OG down-ness

You never know what you're getting with lollipops. Will these deliver on their promised flavors, or will they suck ass?

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Circus Peanuts: It’s not you it’s me

Who's eating these things? Are they doing it in public?

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Fruit Snacks Welch on the Promise of Flavor

Suggestion: Stick to the grape juice

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Cubyrop Asian hard candies. I have nothing witty to add.

Righhhhhhhhht.......

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LifeSavers Gummies “Fruit Splosions”

Not bad!

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Extra Sour Chews. Great name, eh?

These came right out of left field...

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I’m back! From Disneyland. With Goofy Balls.

Disneyland. Long lines and lots of candy. And everyone is eating it.

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Mamba Sour. I have some issues here.

tasty, but lame-o packaging bums me out

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Swiss Petite Fruit – My longest running candy obsession?

No folks, that's NOT marzipan you're looking at

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