We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Katjes Euro Munzen : Interesting, Yummy, and a bit Weird

If you eat real money, you'll get chlamydia. Try these instead.

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Katjes Frucht-Kaugis : What fruit should taste like

I used to not like soft gummies. Great German candy used to be impossible to find. Both of these things have changed.

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Quick Hit Review: Jolly Rancher Doubles

Two flavors in one - the promise almost never delivers.

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Sour Punch Bits Tangerine & Lemonade. They’re Orange At Least.

Tangerine Lemonade. Chewy. Gummy. Sour. These can only be amazing.

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Hot Spiced Mulled Cider…Hard Candy?

I love sucking my hot mulled cider!

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Jolly Rancher Awesome Twosome Chews: No. Na’wesome.

I love Ranchers. Old school yummles. So it's perfectly logical for me to expect Rancher Chews - with the word "awesome" in the title - to be just that, no?

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Koppers Sour Petite Fruits – Mystery Solved

Chewy, tart little fruit looking lovelies.

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Alpenliebe-Orangey Chocolatey Hard Creamy Yet Not Dreamy

Grandma might steal them from you.

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Gail Ambrosius: Truffles that Men Won’t Hide From

I don't think I've ever heard a dude say, "Man, I sure could use a smooth chocolate truffle right now." Still - when the experts at Gail Ambrosius Chocolatier sent us a note asking if we wanted to try their wares, I of course said yes since - well, it IS candy, and well, I AM a pushover and I'll try anything once espesh if it's free.

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Wonka Exceptionals’ Fruit Marvels: Do they Live Up to the Legend?

The fine people at Wonka sent us a bunch of sweets, half chocolate and half non-chocolate- I'm putting away the dark cocoa mistress and burying my gob into some fruity chewy type treats. Do they live up to the Wonka legacy?

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Juicy Jells: Kids Love Em! But I’m Old…

Juicy Jells from Candy Basket. Soft textured with huge sugar crystals on the outside. Gramma might like these? Jello cubes. Eh.

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Taveners Wine Gums-Finally, Candy For Drunks!

I once ate two bags of wine gums hoping to cop a buzz.

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Rowntree’s Randoms: Dan Sends Yummy UK Gummis

When yr friends send you candy - who needs family?

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Is Willy Wonka Wanking?

Willy Wonka releases their first gummy & sour gummy. Yummy?

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Sunkist Fruit Gems Can Sunkiss My Ass!

Gemalicious Goo!

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Haribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.

Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.

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Fab-O-Pom Lollipop swings for the fences with OG down-ness

You never know what you're getting with lollipops. Will these deliver on their promised flavors, or will they suck ass?

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Circus Peanuts: It’s not you it’s me

Who's eating these things? Are they doing it in public?

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Fruit Snacks Welch on the Promise of Flavor

Suggestion: Stick to the grape juice

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Cubyrop Asian hard candies. I have nothing witty to add.

Righhhhhhhhht.......

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LifeSavers Gummies “Fruit Splosions”

Not bad!

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Extra Sour Chews. Great name, eh?

These came right out of left field...

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I’m back! From Disneyland. With Goofy Balls.

Disneyland. Long lines and lots of candy. And everyone is eating it.

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Mamba Sour. I have some issues here.

tasty, but lame-o packaging bums me out

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Swiss Petite Fruit – My longest running candy obsession?

No folks, that's NOT marzipan you're looking at

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Zotz. ZOTZ!!! (Seriously, SCREAM IT, it’s fun!)

Love these things.

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Rowntrees Wine Gums : My Favorite Candy, Period.

Seriously, this is about as good as it gets.

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Chewy Lemonheads & Friends

If you like sour, you like these. I hope.

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