We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Werther’s Caramel Apple Filled Hard Candies

The combo of apple and caramel is a winner. It's so obvious IT'S DUMB, AMIRIGHT? Or is it this candy that's dumb? Dumb as hell, perhaps?

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Victoria’s Grandma Caramel Lovers

Yes, I am.  A lover.  A caramel lover, among other things.  When I got this hefty bag of caramel themed hard candies...

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Mocken Boules: Talk about German Variety

Moucken Boules are Fooken Shoeless! (no idea what that means but I think it rhymes)

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Lovely Candy: One for me…One for you

Real fruit. No Fake nothing. Real good. L'Chaim.

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Chocolate Sea Salt Butterscotch Caramels: Name Says it All

If you thought butterscotch kinda sucked yr kinda wrong

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Walkers Nonsuch Original Toffee

What's toffee..exactly? How is it different than caramel? Which is better? And as always, we tackle the persistently tough question "is it hard enough?"

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Sula Toffee To Go “Kaffeecreme”

Caramel goes with salt. This we know. But does it go with coffee? What about white chocolate? Porjk Belly?

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Sugar Daddy: A Virtual Spanking?

Everyone needs a Sugar Daddy, unless you actually ARE a daddy, in which case it might be an uncomfortable arrangement.

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Skinny Cow: “Divine Chocolates” that Don’t Fatten You Up

When you're fat, you diet. But you got to still eat candy. Because why make life any shittier?

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Sula Lakritz Toffes : Sea Salt Licorice Toffe

Take something old (caramel) and give it something new (licorice) and sprinkle heaven dust (sea salt) on it, and you've got something completely new

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Brach’s Fall Flavors: Caramel Apple Candy Corn

Now when you think of candy corn, you can think of caramel apples and confuse the hell out of yourself!

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Rolo: While It’s Technically True That You CAN Roll a Rolo To Your Pal, I’m Not Going To.

"You can roll a Rolo / To your pal/ They're chocolate covered / Car - a -mal". Not car-a-mel, but car-a-mal. Get it right.

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Caramels Diablo Sea Salt Caramels with Chile

Aren't there enough sea salt caramels? Clearly not, smart guy.

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Make Valentine’s Day Totally Haute with Popcorn

Popcorn like it was meant to eat

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Mexican Alcohol Candy: Hmmm. Not Sure I Get It

Get hammered on Mexican jell candy. Seriously. DO IT.

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Tootsie Pop Limited Edition Flavor : Caramel

This was the LAST bag at the store, so you know I was hella excited to get these home.

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Long Boys Coconut: Like a Caramel. With Coconut

If you're the type who reads a few sentences to see if the flavor profiles jive with yours before reading on, let's cut to the chase: coconut. and caramel.

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Leather Sugars and Milk Candies : A Tale of Two Treats

Is it caramel, creme brulee, milk, or government issued filth?

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Lammes Habanero Pralines – Spice is Nice.

Did I just find the best spicy candy ever made? Did I actually find it? Did Matty? Will I continue to ask myself questions? Is anyone listening?

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Twix Coconut, Please! And…Hold The Coconut?

I’m not happy. What the hell is going on with all these candy companies making coconut flavored candies (a good...

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Same Sweet Candy Offers Some Sweet Caramels

I like the little guys, the small companies trying to make it big. And I like the Internet. It’s an instant...

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Toffee Turtles – Eat Some, Save the World, No Big Whoop

Why we don’t rely on kids to review candy: Dad: So how’d you like the candy? Kid A: Awesome Dad: Wow....

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2010 – The Year that Candy Became Popular

The Top 10 candies of 2010! In case you missed our first take, check out the rehash!

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Phillips Candy House Caramel Chocolate Apple – It’s A Giant

There's chocolate, and chocolate, and caramel, and chocolate and an apple.

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Goo Goo Clusters Go Old School On Y’ass…

This claims to be the FIRST EVER combination candy bar. Intrigued?

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And The Winner Is…Vosges Haut Chocolat!

Vosges continues to make chocolate based candy treats that are insta-classics. This time is no exception.

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Gail Ambrosius: Truffles that Men Won’t Hide From

I don't think I've ever heard a dude say, "Man, I sure could use a smooth chocolate truffle right now." Still - when the experts at Gail Ambrosius Chocolatier sent us a note asking if we wanted to try their wares, I of course said yes since - well, it IS candy, and well, I AM a pushover and I'll try anything once espesh if it's free.

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Marich Confectionary Stuns the Gurus

Solid candies from a family company. Word!

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Ireland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???

Here's a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?

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Caramel Knowledge: Choco Domes Worth Scaling

Cocoa Pete's Caramel Knowledge: Name and packaging aside - these dark chocolate/dark caramels kick ass

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Curlywurly – Britain’s Answer to the Beloved Marathon Bar?

If I could, I'd enrobe MYSELF in caramel and chocolate.

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Dulche Suave De Leche- Not So Suave.

Dulche de Leche done...right? Or just done?

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Caramel Apple Lollipops-Not Just For Perverts Anymore!

Is it possible for this candy to be BETTER than a real caramel apple?

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Take classic caramels. Now shake ‘em up. Keep shaking. Now eat.

Gourmet caramels that aint cheap. Are they really worth it?

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UK Sweets – Wham Bam No Thank You Maam

Irn Bru rocks. This stuff tastes exactly like it.

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Cow Tales — The Bovine Backside

These grew on me. I started out not liking them and now - as I wrote this - I realize I miss them. Not a longing. More like a yearn.

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Milk Duds

Probably my #1 movie theater grub,

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