“Box of Boogers”. Need I say more?

Reviewed by Matty on Nov 22, 2016

Seriously. Do I?

Wassermelone Bonbons Take the Flavor and Run. Away.

Reviewed by Matty on Aug 16, 2016

Is it too much to ask for a flavor to taste like a flavor? Cuz if it is, just tell me. I just need to know if I'M ASKING TOO MUCH

Mr. Candy British Treats: Rosey Apples & Pear Drops

Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 3, 2014

Classic boiled sweets from the UK - what could be better? Or in this case, what couldn't be?

Sugarfina Apple Pie

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 25, 2014

FRUIT JELLIES! Pate De Fruit? Gele? We'll figure that one out, but more importantly, prepare yourself for the best one I've ever tried.

Rowntrees Orchard Fruits Pastilles

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 11, 2014

These pastilles are plenty good-just not wuite as good as the original flavors by Rowntrees

Victoria’s Grandma Caramel Lovers

Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 28, 2014

Yes, I am.  A lover.  A caramel lover, among other things.  When I got this hefty bag of caramel themed hard candies...

SweeTARTS Gummies: Really? We haven’t reviewed these?

Reviewed by Matty on Dec 2, 2013

Old school meet middle school. Add in after school, go to college then make candy. Which has nothing to do with these things.

Haribo Juicy Gold Bears

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 18, 2013

Take the best Gummy Bears ever. Now, mess with them. Add cool flavors. Real juice. Whaddaya get? Absolute SHITE. Just kidding, tee hee!

Classic Candy Review : The Astro Pop

Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 11, 2013

Time Machine back to summer, 1975. Sand? Check. Sun? Check. Sunscreen? Nope. no one cared back then.

Brain Blasterz – Wimps Need Not Apply

Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 23, 2012

How sour is "too sour"? And damn it, when are the wimps gonna have a candy of their own?

E-ma Apple Ginger Pearls of Goodness and Sunshine

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 9, 2012

I had never had apple and ginger as a candy combination before. Now? I never want to not have it.

Jolly Rancher Awesome Twosome Chews: No. Na’wesome.

Reviewed by Matty on Aug 15, 2011

I love Ranchers. Old school yummles. So it's perfectly logical for me to expect Rancher Chews - with the word "awesome" in the title - to be just that, no?

Albanese 12 Flavor Gummy Bears – The Best In The World?

Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 11, 2011

Quick Hit : Yummy Earth Halloween Lollipops Can’t Be Beat

Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 11, 2010

Revisiting the best lollipops in the world.

Go Naturally: Non Crap Candy for the Whole Family

Reviewed by Scotty on Dec 10, 2009

A woman who can run forever gave Scotty some Go Naturally candy that he loves. A lot.

Abba Abba Ka-Zabba…I Wanna Reach Out & Grab Ya

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 3, 2009

Peanut Butter & Apples- A Classic Combo???

Haribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 12, 2009

Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.

UK Sweets – I’d like to DIP my BALLS in it! – Fizzy Balls, that is..

Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 14, 2009

Fizzy. Balls. 'Nuff said.

Sour Patch Extreme & Trader Joes Tummies – Two Goo Filled Candy Reviews For The Price Of None

Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 19, 2009

Goo. Gobbly-goo.

Warheads QBZ Sour Chews

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 6, 2008

Interesting...

Extra Sour Chews. Great name, eh?

Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 30, 2008

These came right out of left field...

Wonka Runts. Call your dentist, STAT!

Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 2, 2008

Too scary to eat much, but they're pretty decent.

Giant Now & Laters : Pain Killers?

Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 6, 2008

Yummy and juicy

Wonka Giant Chewy Sweet Tarts – I say Yes.

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 9, 2008

These never fail to come through for me

Chewy Lemonheads & Friends

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 18, 2008

If you like sour, you like these. I hope.