SweeTARTS Gummies: Really? We haven’t reviewed these?
Old school meet middle school. Add in after school, go to college then make candy. Which has nothing to do with these things.
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Haribo Juicy Gold Bears
Take the best Gummy Bears ever. Now, mess with them. Add cool flavors. Real juice. Whaddaya get? Absolute SHITE. Just kidding, tee hee!
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Jelly Belly Sour Bunnies: It’s What’s for Easter
When the sweet people at Jelly Belly send us Gurus stuff to review, in this case, Easter Candy, I have to ask myself:...
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Classic Candy Review : The Astro Pop
Time Machine back to summer, 1975. Sand? Check. Sun? Check. Sunscreen? Nope. no one cared back then.
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Brach’s Fall Flavors: Caramel Apple Candy Corn
Now when you think of candy corn, you can think of caramel apples and confuse the hell out of yourself!
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Brain Blasterz – Wimps Need Not Apply
How sour is "too sour"? And damn it, when are the wimps gonna have a candy of their own?
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E-ma Apple Ginger Pearls of Goodness and Sunshine
I had never had apple and ginger as a candy combination before. Now? I never want to not have it.
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Newman’s Organic Sour Licorice : There’s No Way This Can Be Good
Red "licorice" products almost always suck. Will these be any different? Will they really be sour? Will I ever stop asking questions?
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Jolly Rancher Awesome Twosome Chews: No. Na’wesome.
I love Ranchers. Old school yummles. So it's perfectly logical for me to expect Rancher Chews - with the word "awesome" in the title - to be just that, no?
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Phillips Candy House Caramel Chocolate Apple – It’s A Giant
There's chocolate, and chocolate, and caramel, and chocolate and an apple.
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Quick Hit : Yummy Earth Halloween Lollipops Can’t Be Beat
Revisiting the best lollipops in the world.
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Go Naturally: Non Crap Candy for the Whole Family
A woman who can run forever gave Scotty some Go Naturally candy that he loves. A lot.
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Auce or Whatev? Sweetness or FAIL? Trident Layers.
It's not a sandwich : it's a Gumwich™, Bitch!
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Abba Abba Ka-Zabba…I Wanna Reach Out & Grab Ya
Peanut Butter & Apples- A Classic Combo???
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Caramel Apple Lollipops-Not Just For Perverts Anymore!
Is it possible for this candy to be BETTER than a real caramel apple?
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Haribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.
Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.
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Jolly Rancher Gummies – Just Like the Real Thing
I like a Jolly Rancher enough that I'll follow the happy guy and his little candies wheree'r he goeth.
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UK Sweets – I’d like to DIP my BALLS in it! – Fizzy Balls, that is..
Fizzy. Balls. 'Nuff said.
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Starburst Sour Jelly Beans. Not yo Grandma’s Beans-But Quite Possibly Your Brother’s.
Review By : Jonny As we approach Easter, I approach Jelly Beans. Being hella Jew-y, the holiday has absolutely zero...
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Hi-Chew Grape / Apple / Mango Chews
I've warmed up to these since I wrote this. My son LOVES them.
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