We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Mr. Candy British Treats: Rosey Apples & Pear Drops

Mr. Candy British Treats: Rosey Apples & Pear Drops

Reviewed by on Oct 3, 2014

Classic boiled sweets from the UK - what could be better? Or in this case, what couldn't be?

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Victoria’s Grandma “Home Sweet Home” Hard Candies

Victoria’s Grandma “Home Sweet Home” Hard Candies

Reviewed by on Aug 22, 2014

For the hard candy lovers out there, especially those that live in Europe, you're in luck. We found a gem.

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Sugarfina Apple Pie

Sugarfina Apple Pie

Reviewed by on Jul 25, 2014

FRUIT JELLIES! Pate De Fruit? Gele? We'll figure that one out, but more importantly, prepare yourself for the best one I've ever tried.

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Jones Soda Carbonated Candy

Jones Soda Carbonated Candy

Reviewed by on Jul 18, 2014

Matty reviewed one flavor of Jones Soda Carbonated Candy years ago- Fufu Berry, which ironically turns out to be my...

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Rowntrees Orchard Fruits Pastilles

Rowntrees Orchard Fruits Pastilles

Reviewed by on Jun 11, 2014

These pastilles are plenty good-just not wuite as good as the original flavors by Rowntrees

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Wiedenbauer Hibiscus Apple Chai Hard Candies

Wiedenbauer Hibiscus Apple Chai Hard Candies

Reviewed by on Apr 8, 2014

These are made in an elf's shop under a mushroom in the Shires of Germany

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Victoria’s Grandma Caramel Lovers

Victoria’s Grandma Caramel Lovers

Reviewed by on Feb 28, 2014

Yes, I am.  A lover.  A caramel lover, among other things.  When I got this hefty bag of caramel themed hard candies...

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Katjes Grün-Ohr Barchen (They’re Neu!) Green Ear Bears

Katjes Grün-Ohr Barchen (They’re Neu!) Green Ear Bears

Reviewed by on Jan 27, 2014

Dudes, check this: There’s no end to the amount of “gummy bears” that candy companies make, and...

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SweeTARTS Gummies: Really? We haven’t reviewed these?

SweeTARTS Gummies: Really? We haven’t reviewed these?

Reviewed by on Dec 2, 2013

Old school meet middle school. Add in after school, go to college then make candy. Which has nothing to do with these things.

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Lovely Candy: One for me…One for you

Lovely Candy: One for me…One for you

Reviewed by on Aug 5, 2013

Real fruit. No Fake nothing. Real good. L'Chaim.

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Haribo Juicy Gold Bears

Haribo Juicy Gold Bears

Reviewed by on Jun 18, 2013

Take the best Gummy Bears ever. Now, mess with them. Add cool flavors. Real juice. Whaddaya get? Absolute SHITE. Just kidding, tee hee!

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Jelly Belly Sour Bunnies: It’s What’s for Easter

Jelly Belly Sour Bunnies: It’s What’s for Easter

Reviewed by on Mar 25, 2013

When the sweet people at Jelly Belly send us Gurus stuff to review, in this case, Easter Candy, I have to ask myself:...

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Classic Candy Review : The Astro Pop

Classic Candy Review : The Astro Pop

Reviewed by on Mar 11, 2013

Time Machine back to summer, 1975. Sand? Check. Sun? Check. Sunscreen? Nope. no one cared back then.

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Brach’s Fall Flavors: Caramel Apple Candy Corn

Brach’s Fall Flavors: Caramel Apple Candy Corn

Reviewed by on Nov 12, 2012

Now when you think of candy corn, you can think of caramel apples and confuse the hell out of yourself!

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Brain Blasterz – Wimps Need Not Apply

Brain Blasterz – Wimps Need Not Apply

Reviewed by on Oct 23, 2012

How sour is "too sour"? And damn it, when are the wimps gonna have a candy of their own?

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A Tale of 5 Candies from Ireland

A Tale of 5 Candies from Ireland

Reviewed by on Oct 8, 2012

Whoah, Nellie! Your flavors are egads and stuff.

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E-ma Apple Ginger Pearls of Goodness and Sunshine

E-ma Apple Ginger Pearls of Goodness and Sunshine

Reviewed by on Aug 9, 2012

I had never had apple and ginger as a candy combination before. Now? I never want to not have it.

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Newman’s Organic Sour Licorice : There’s No Way This Can Be Good

Newman’s Organic Sour Licorice : There’s No Way This Can Be Good

Reviewed by on May 30, 2012

Red "licorice" products almost always suck. Will these be any different? Will they really be sour? Will I ever stop asking questions?

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Jolly Rancher Awesome Twosome Chews: No. Na’wesome.

Jolly Rancher Awesome Twosome Chews: No. Na’wesome.

Reviewed by on Aug 15, 2011

I love Ranchers. Old school yummles. So it's perfectly logical for me to expect Rancher Chews - with the word "awesome" in the title - to be just that, no?

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Tic Tacs & Sex Symbols, Reviewed By The Kid.

Tic Tacs & Sex Symbols, Reviewed By The Kid.

Reviewed by on May 5, 2011

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Albanese 12 Flavor Gummy Bears – The Best In The World?

Albanese 12 Flavor Gummy Bears – The Best In The World?

Reviewed by on Feb 11, 2011

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Phillips Candy House Caramel Chocolate Apple – It’s A Giant

Phillips Candy House Caramel Chocolate Apple – It’s A Giant

Reviewed by on Oct 26, 2010

There's chocolate, and chocolate, and caramel, and chocolate and an apple.

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Quick Hit : Yummy Earth Halloween Lollipops Can’t Be Beat

Quick Hit : Yummy Earth Halloween Lollipops Can’t Be Beat

Reviewed by on Oct 11, 2010

Revisiting the best lollipops in the world.

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Little Green Men: Waste of Space

Reviewed by on May 28, 2010

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Go Naturally: Non Crap Candy for the Whole Family

Go Naturally: Non Crap Candy for the Whole Family

Reviewed by on Dec 10, 2009

A woman who can run forever gave Scotty some Go Naturally candy that he loves. A lot.

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Auce or Whatev? Sweetness or FAIL? Trident Layers.

Auce or Whatev? Sweetness or FAIL? Trident Layers.

Reviewed by on Oct 14, 2009

It's not a sandwich : it's a Gumwich™, Bitch!

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Abba Abba Ka-Zabba…I Wanna Reach Out & Grab Ya

Abba Abba Ka-Zabba…I Wanna Reach Out & Grab Ya

Reviewed by on Aug 3, 2009

Peanut Butter & Apples- A Classic Combo???

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Caramel Apple Lollipops-Not Just For Perverts Anymore!

Caramel Apple Lollipops-Not Just For Perverts Anymore!

Reviewed by on Jun 19, 2009

Is it possible for this candy to be BETTER than a real caramel apple?

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Haribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.

Haribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.

Reviewed by on Jun 12, 2009

Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.

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Jolly Rancher Gummies – Just Like the Real Thing

Jolly Rancher Gummies – Just Like the Real Thing

Reviewed by on May 31, 2009

I like a Jolly Rancher enough that I'll follow the happy guy and his little candies wheree'r he goeth.

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UK Sweets – I’d like to DIP my BALLS in it! – Fizzy Balls, that is..

UK Sweets – I’d like to DIP my BALLS in it! – Fizzy Balls, that is..

Reviewed by on Apr 14, 2009

Fizzy. Balls. 'Nuff said.

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Starburst Sour Jelly Beans. Not yo Grandma’s Beans-But Quite Possibly Your Brother’s.

Starburst Sour Jelly Beans. Not yo Grandma’s Beans-But Quite Possibly Your Brother’s.

Reviewed by on Apr 7, 2009

Review By : Jonny As we approach Easter, I approach Jelly Beans. Being hella Jew-y, the holiday has absolutely zero...

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Sour Patch Extreme & Trader Joes Tummies – Two Goo Filled Candy Reviews For The Price Of None

Sour Patch Extreme & Trader Joes Tummies – Two Goo Filled Candy Reviews For The Price Of None

Reviewed by on Mar 19, 2009

Goo. Gobbly-goo.

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Evolution : Sour Nerds

Evolution : Sour Nerds

Reviewed by on Dec 21, 2008

You want some fantastic sour power AND flavor? Rock it.

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Warheads QBZ Sour Chews

Warheads QBZ Sour Chews

Reviewed by on Dec 6, 2008

Interesting...

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Toxic Waste Hi Voltage Bubble Gum

Toxic Waste Hi Voltage Bubble Gum

Reviewed by on Dec 6, 2008

A mixed bag.

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Extra Sour Chews. Great name, eh?

Extra Sour Chews. Great name, eh?

Reviewed by on Oct 30, 2008

These came right out of left field...

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Jolly Rancher Lollipops

Jolly Rancher Lollipops

Reviewed by on Oct 12, 2008

Good one

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Wonka Runts. Call your dentist, STAT!

Wonka Runts. Call your dentist, STAT!

Reviewed by on Oct 2, 2008

Too scary to eat much, but they're pretty decent.

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Crazy Pop’s New Haribo Find

Crazy Pop’s New Haribo Find

Reviewed by on Sep 23, 2008

This isn't a review. I just want one.

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Giant Now & Laters : Pain Killers?

Giant Now & Laters : Pain Killers?

Reviewed by on Sep 6, 2008

Yummy and juicy

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Zotz. ZOTZ!!! (Seriously, SCREAM IT, it’s fun!)

Zotz. ZOTZ!!! (Seriously, SCREAM IT, it’s fun!)

Reviewed by on Aug 27, 2008

Love these things.

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Wonka Giant Chewy Sweet Tarts – I say Yes.

Wonka Giant Chewy Sweet Tarts – I say Yes.

Reviewed by on Aug 9, 2008

These never fail to come through for me

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Hi-Chew Grape / Apple / Mango Chews

Hi-Chew Grape / Apple / Mango Chews

Reviewed by on Aug 2, 2008

I've warmed up to these since I wrote this. My son LOVES them.

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Chewy Lemonheads & Friends

Chewy Lemonheads & Friends

Reviewed by on Jul 18, 2008

If you like sour, you like these. I hope.

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