We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Haribo Balla Stixx: How could these not be great

Come on let's take the long cut I think that's what we need

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Hitschler Schnüre: Veggie Sour Strings

Name be damned, these be decent

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Tamalitoz: Watermelon & Chili? WCGW?

Water, melon, chili, and you

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White Chocolate M&M’s: If It’s Your Thing, Do What You’r Gonna Do

If you gotta eat mass produced white chocolate, make it these

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Starburst Minis Sours: Unwrapped!

Mini - but with a bite. And how haven't we reviewed these yet?

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Halloween 2018: Haribo Sour Vampire Bats

Happy Hariboween

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Evolve: What to Do When You Don’t have Candy

Time to move forward. Oh, and eat candy. Oh and also these protein things.

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barkTHINS: These Look Good and Healthy. Are They?

When your bark is bigger than your bike.

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Kanro Orange Hard Candy: If you find ’em you’ll like ’em

Don't read this review. It will be terribly unfulfilling.

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Enchilokas: More Mango, B*&^hes

Nope. Sorry. Won't apologize for yet another mango candy review.

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Jovy Mango Slices: Spot On Flavor

Flavor is like a real fruit. Gummy is like not a gummy.

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Asda’s Jewellery Laces: Play, then Eat. And You’ll Want to Eat.

I really didn't want to like these. But I did.

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Sweet Heat Skittles: Spice is Nice

If anything, they're refreshing as hell

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Superb Salted Peanut Caramel Chocolate Bar: Indeed

When you name your food 'superb' - hell, you BETTER be good. These are. Very. 

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Spicy Mango Gummies: Are. For. Real.

Vidal has put together a stop-in-your-tracks candy.

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Lutti Surf Fizz Fruits: Get these

France won the 2018 World Cup. I kinda called it in this review. I wish it meant more money for me. It didn't.

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Carmel Fruitys: Sour Cola & Sour Cherry

Sour cola and sour cherry sound wonderful. Even if you would like some of these, you can't have any.

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Haribo Bohnen: Sour Beans

I think they're Bohnen over there.

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Larabar: A Protein Bar on a Candy Blog? Yup.

Don't poo poo the protein bars. Even if they look like it.

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Chomp: Compounded Chocolate Flavor

Let me compound your interest in compound chocolate.

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Haribo Weinland: Nothing to Toast to

Wine gums are usually a solid variety of gummy. Usually.

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Wham Bamz Cosmic Jelly Beans: Yeah. Ok.

These are boring and so is this review.

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Enjoy Li Hing Sour Watermelons: So good we reviewed them twice.

Sour watermelon chews are my (Li) (T)Hing . GET IT?! OMG SO FUNNY

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Haribo Gold Bears: Mystery Flavor

The real mystery is why do we all like mysteries so much. #discuss

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Cherry Ripe: A Discerning Confection for Us Matures

I have nothing clever to say here. Read the review.

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Time to Populate Taffy Town

Did Rafi make taffy? Asking for a sister.

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Hi-Chew Fizzies: Will They Finish Strong?

It's not how you get off the block, it's if you cross the finish line a winner

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Ahoj-Brause: Tingly, Tangy & Tasty

Foam. But chewy. Sour. But tangy. German Shower. Wait. What?

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Katjes Glücksgefühle: German, Veggie & Fruity

Veggie candy hippy dippy yippee

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Trolli Super Brain: Special Edition

Sour is a state of mind

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El Artesano’s Turron de Jijona: Straight Up Nougat

It's plain and simple: they're plain and simple

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Hi-Chews Bites: So much promise…

But these don't have a really big chew...

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Give it up for Sweet Gecko Suckers

I'm a sucker for suckers.

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Sugarfina Atomic Sours: We’ll be the judge of that.

With a name like "Atomic" you'd better be explosive

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Sugarfina Aphrodite Strawberry: As Good as it Sounds?

Aphrodite was the goddess of something good. What is it again?

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Quest Bar: A Protein Bar for Dessert? Yep.

Looks like a candy bar, tastes like a candy bar, isn't a candy bar.

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Take 5: A (snack) treat from Hershey

Right size, right crunch. Great taste - some salt in there with pretzels, peanut butter and caramel. Maybe you should Take 10.

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Japanese Lumberjack Tree Stumps

They look like tree stumps and ... kinda taste like it...?

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Chocolove: Salted Caramel in Dark Chocolate

It's pricey but not at all dicey. Not spicey and thankfully, not lice-y. It's nice-y.

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Botan Rice Candy: 1962 called. They want their box back.

When you let us eat paper - on purpose - you get a few stars

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Black Forest Organic Sour Heads. Let’s Call them Stars.

Do we agree that anything with 'head' in it is good? Don't answer that.

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Amy’s Crunchy Candy: Great Toffee. Organic too.

Not sure I've had bad toffee before. Still haven't

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Cadbury Twirl: Intense Chocolate Hit

Intense isn't a word I would ever use with chocolate

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Hello Panda: Cookies Filled with Chocolate Cream

Cookies are kooky

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Lach Gummi: Germany Even Does Simple Gummies Well

Is it a gummy or is it breakfast. Just be honest already.

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Sakuma Drops: Hard Candy that’s Surprisingly Awesome

Are you a hard candy nerd? Then you must know these already.

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Katjes Grun-Schnabel: As Good as they Sound!

If yr looking for something to really care about, then please. Read.

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Volcano Popping Candy: Stop & Pop these Bad Boys

Popping candy makes me do the robot

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Cricket Mates: Not baseball. Yes Gummies

Put another cricket on the barbie for me, matey

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