Another Gustaf’s? Yes. Freeway Gummies this time.
When you are Dutch and you like peppers, then you are OK in my book. Call yourself Gustaf, and we have the trifecta.
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Sassy Sasso Bars: Small & Local Done Good
Small company, good sized chocolate bar takes on the big boys.
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It’s a Haribo Crazy Jungle Out There
Read about gummies that you'd like but you'll never find. Unless you are German. Then they'll be at the gas station probably.
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Kimmie’s Coal Boulders are like seriously Bould
Chocolate that looks like chunks of coal will brighten every Xmas morn
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Tequila candy needs more um Tequila
If you love tequila, then you're not alone. Unless you are home alone drinking it.
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Haribo Sour Gold Bears: Howdimissthis
How in god's good name did Haribo put out some SOUR gold bears and I was like whoa?
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Superior Sea Gull Eggs are Real & Spectacular
When you put this much effort into candy, SOMEone should write about.
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RJ’s Licorice Choc Twists: A New Zealand Treat
Just because they are from New Zealand doesn't mean they are up the boohai, ya dag!
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Word count Wednesdays: Haribo Funny Cubes
Haribo Funny Cubes. Basically square but not funny at all. #ButStill
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Cream & Sugar Cream Filled Licorice. Can we start over?
"Itsugar" - the manufacturer of these has an apt name. I would have liked them more if they would go with "Itsflavor" though.
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Satellite Wafers: Plain ol’ Confusing
America is a wonderful place. The land of opportunity. Ever eaten bacon and chocolate? Thanks go to some fat-loving US...
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SweeTARTS Gummies: Really? We haven’t reviewed these?
Old school meet middle school. Add in after school, go to college then make candy. Which has nothing to do with these things.
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Mocken Boules: Talk about German Variety
Moucken Boules are Fooken Shoeless! (no idea what that means but I think it rhymes)
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Venchi Italian chocolate bar: Adding herbs and fruit to everyone’s chagrin
When Italians make anything, I eat it. Here's chocolate. Guess what I did when I got it.
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Katjes Fred Ferkel: You’ll Be Fine When You Get Past the Name
Pink pigs with gummy ears. Sounds like a bad dream. But it's the opposite: a good nightmare!
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Airheads Extremes Bites Rainbow Berry: long on name, not on greatness
Bright and cheery on the outside, plain and dreary on the in.
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Haribo Dinosaurs: Can we take a little credit here?
The only thing extinct about these Haribo Dinosaurs is the bag I just inhaled.
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Payday: Peanut allergies? Stay away. The rest of us, Don’t.
When you have mothers and flight attendants scared the world over, you know the candy is good
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Dorval’s Sour Power Straws: Hits and Misses
Sour's good, sour's best, sour punches you in the chest
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Skittles Darkside: Once you go dark you’ll never go bark
These Skittles aren't just dark, they're brooding
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Chocolate Sea Salt Butterscotch Caramels: Name Says it All
If you thought butterscotch kinda sucked yr kinda wrong
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Maynards Threesome of Peaches, Berries, and, well, Berries
When Tool broke up, I was sad. Then Maynard started making wine and gummies and I'm much happier.
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M&M’s Chocolate Bar: You Can’t Screw this Up…Right?
Re-imagining a good thing left this reviewer cold
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Snickers Bites: Dime-sized & Still Satisfying
It's an old standby but dammit there's a reason for that
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Haribo Schneck Lecker: Simply, Gummy Snails
An unappealing mollusk as candy. What'll they think of next?!
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Dried Guava Balls: Not Sure a Better Name Saves These
Gritty and dirty meet tropical something
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Haribo Smurfs: The American Version
When you want to eat animated characters, start here
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Jolly Rancher Sour Bunnies: Annual Gel Fest? Eh.
There was a time when Jolly Rancher was a one-trick pony – hard brick candies in watermelon, green apple, cherry,...
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Jelly Belly Sour Bunnies: It’s What’s for Easter
When the sweet people at Jelly Belly send us Gurus stuff to review, in this case, Easter Candy, I have to ask myself:...
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Baci means Kiss in Italian. Maybe should mean French Kiss.
Italians and their food. Let's let them keep making it.
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Wild Ophelia: Beef Jerky Milk Chocolate Brings Wisps of Animal
I know I know... when we think 'chocolate' we all think 'beef'. Nothing new here. Oh WAIT A MINUTE!
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Trolli Valentine Mix: Sour Gummi Candy be Dandy
Don't lie to me about what your candy tastes like. I'm not 19. It won't make me want to sleep with you more. Also, Happy Valentine's Day.
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Skinny Cow: “Divine Chocolates” that Don’t Fatten You Up
When you're fat, you diet. But you got to still eat candy. Because why make life any shittier?
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Haribo Hot Sticks: Ginger Never Tasted So Imported
Did you know Germany was name after Ginger? It grows everywhere over there. Seriously.
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It’s a Spicy New Year with Tabasco Jelly Belly’s
Tabasco on pizza is a prerequisite to eating, in most cases. Tabasco in your jelly beans is just a smidge different.
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No candy review from me this week
This week I don't have the space in my head to try and be witty, and write a nonsensical review of something as mundane as candy.
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ChunGuang Coconut Candy: Holy Jesus these are Good
if you like Werther's and you like coconut, you'll literally make love to these. Just don't do it in public; it ain't 1976.
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Cotton Candy: I like it. There. I said it. Gottanissue widat?
Cotton candy, also called candy floss, is sweet.
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Smarties Strawberry Taffy: Thanks (for not) Giving (me any in the future)
It's taffy by nature. Not strawberry by taste. Kids like it too but kids don't know sh*&.
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Brach’s Fall Flavors: Caramel Apple Candy Corn
Now when you think of candy corn, you can think of caramel apples and confuse the hell out of yourself!
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Happy Halloween! These are Terrible Coconut Candies!
Bad coconut candy may scare the hell out of you. Run!
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