We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Sugarfina Aphrodite Strawberry: As Good as it Sounds?

Aphrodite was the goddess of something good. What is it again?

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Quest Bar: A Protein Bar for Dessert? Yep.

Looks like a candy bar, tastes like a candy bar, isn't a candy bar.

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Take 5: A (snack) treat from Hershey

Right size, right crunch. Great taste - some salt in there with pretzels, peanut butter and caramel. Maybe you should Take 10.

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Japanese Lumberjack Tree Stumps

They look like tree stumps and ... kinda taste like it...?

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Chocolove: Salted Caramel in Dark Chocolate

It's pricey but not at all dicey. Not spicey and thankfully, not lice-y. It's nice-y.

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Botan Rice Candy: 1962 called. They want their box back.

When you let us eat paper - on purpose - you get a few stars

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Black Forest Organic Sour Heads. Let’s Call them Stars.

Do we agree that anything with 'head' in it is good? Don't answer that.

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Amy’s Crunchy Candy: Great Toffee. Organic too.

Not sure I've had bad toffee before. Still haven't

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Cadbury Twirl: Intense Chocolate Hit

Intense isn't a word I would ever use with chocolate

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Hello Panda: Cookies Filled with Chocolate Cream

Cookies are kooky

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Lach Gummi: Germany Even Does Simple Gummies Well

Is it a gummy or is it breakfast. Just be honest already.

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Sakuma Drops: Hard Candy that’s Surprisingly Awesome

Are you a hard candy nerd? Then you must know these already.

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Katjes Grun-Schnabel: As Good as they Sound!

If yr looking for something to really care about, then please. Read.

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Volcano Popping Candy: Stop & Pop these Bad Boys

Popping candy makes me do the robot

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Cricket Mates: Not baseball. Yes Gummies

Put another cricket on the barbie for me, matey

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Trolli Sour Gummy Crunchers: Not a Match Made in Heaven

Sometimes 2 great tastes don't taste great together

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Trolli Mmmh! Green Apple Amazing

Green Apple candy when done right is so f*(&ing good

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Yogurt Jelly: Strange Yet Refreshing Korean Sweet

Korean candy of a Japanese drink that's called yogurt and tastes like fruit. nnnnnnkkkkkaaaay

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M&M’s Coffee Nut: A Bit o’ Buzz

It's better than Sanka but it ain't no slow drip

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Mike & Ike’s Cherry Cola Give Us Some Zing

Olde skool, sure. But good enough for the 21st century.

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Japanese Hard Candy… Or is it?

Confusing candy can still be good candy

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Unicorn Poop: There’s a Lot Out There

Colorful poop you can eat and that's hard

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Trolli Glotzer: The Eyes Don’t Have It

Damn these bloody eyeballs

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“New” Trolli Sour Brite Bites, Bite

Life's too short for mediocre sours

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M&M’s Caramel: Did the Tried and True Need an Update?

Do you know that Caramel was named after the seaside town 'Carmel' on the California Central Coast?

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Miss Kelly’s Candies Toffee: Unique Flavors over Tried & True

I wonder if they eat toffee in Amalfi

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World Market Milk Chocolate with Indian Curry. Yes, You’re Reading this Right.

Curry is to chocolate as sweat is to ____________

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iBons: Not candy from Apple®, but still Top o’ the Line

Mango and Ginger never tasted so important

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Oyatsu Box UnBox. Part 1: Pocky & Mario

We got a box full of candy, which you might like to eat

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Kind Fruit & Nut: Peanut Butter & Strawberry

It's a kinda bit of all right

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UHA 8.2: Look past the name and just eat these things.

Get past the package and the name and just put these things in your mouth.

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Milch Bar from Mexico: Eh. Esta Bien.

My kid used to say 'milch' when she was trying to say 'milk'. Great story.

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Tyrkisk Peber: Licorice with a Kickass Attitude

Do you like licorice? No? Click away now. This review isn't for you.

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Toxic Waste Slime Licker: More Slime and Sour please

Roll on deodorant candy? In!

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Old Fashioned Vanilla Creme Drops: Yes. They are That.

These may not come with a breakfast but they're good

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Ritual Chocolate’s Novo Coffee will Make you Buzz

I had like maybe 1/3 of the bar and I'm super high. Like caffeined out of MY HEAD. I won't sleep for days.

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Boffo Bar! Trader Joe’s Does the Tried & True

Boffo Bar! Not so far! Unless you live in Myanmar! Then you'll need more than car! You will need an Aerostar!

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Mikakuto E-Ma: Bold but Nuanced Grape Candy from Japan

Grape or currant I don't care because these are fucking great

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Sour Punch Punchies: An Instant Favorite

I'm feeling punchy

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EatingEVOLVED: Taste Devolved. But Healthy.

It's not Sophie's choice, but you have to decide: you want flavor or organic and GF goodness?

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Robinson’s Fruit Shoot Mega Sour Mix. Ok Maybe Not Mega…

You know how when you were just a tyke, something only kinda spicy was really spicy to you? Yeah. Totally. Good times. Good times.

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Trolli Blasts Sour Brite Cubes Right at You

This is what the cubists had in mind when they started that art era I'm sure of it.

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BEAUTY Sweeties: Natural Gummies Taste Unnaturally Good

They're real and they're spectacular.

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Mitsuya Cider: Tangy, Japanese & Hard as Nails

Starts in with a vanilla cream soda thing. And kinda fizzy.

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Melon Kit Kat from Japan: Creamy. But dreamy?

Maybe we don't have a glut of melon candies for a reason...

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Swedish Dala Horse: Like the Fish but with Hooves

They aren't fish but they never said they would be so give em a break

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“Box of Boogers”. Need I say more?

Seriously. Do I?

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Wooden Table’s Bon Bons: Semi-sweet & Fully Tasty

Super Bon Bon Super Bon Bon Bon

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Quattro: Tasty Japanese Confection with the Italian Name

It's called "quattro" because it has 4 layers. What's the over/under on how many Japanese people know that?

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Exploding Pickle Candy: Start the Euphemisms Now.

Sometimes a pickle is just a pickle

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