We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Halloween 2018: Haribo Sour Vampire Bats

Halloween 2018: Haribo Sour Vampire Bats

Reviewed by on Oct 16, 2018

Happy Hariboween

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Evolve: What to Do When You Don’t have Candy

Evolve: What to Do When You Don’t have Candy

Reviewed by on Oct 12, 2018

Time to move forward. Oh, and eat candy. Oh and also these protein things.

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barkTHINS: These Look Good and Healthy. Are They?

barkTHINS: These Look Good and Healthy. Are They?

Reviewed by on Oct 2, 2018

When your bark is bigger than your bike.

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Kanro Orange Hard Candy: If you find ’em you’ll like ’em

Kanro Orange Hard Candy: If you find ’em you’ll like ’em

Reviewed by on Sep 18, 2018

Don't read this review. It will be terribly unfulfilling.

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Enchilokas: More Mango, B*&^hes

Enchilokas: More Mango, B*&^hes

Reviewed by on Sep 11, 2018

Nope. Sorry. Won't apologize for yet another mango candy review.

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Jovy Mango Slices: Spot On Flavor

Jovy Mango Slices: Spot On Flavor

Reviewed by on Sep 4, 2018

Flavor is like a real fruit. Gummy is like not a gummy.

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Asda’s Jewellery Laces: Play, then Eat. And You’ll Want to Eat.

Asda’s Jewellery Laces: Play, then Eat. And You’ll Want to Eat.

Reviewed by on Aug 21, 2018

I really didn't want to like these. But I did.

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Sweet Heat Skittles: Spice is Nice

Sweet Heat Skittles: Spice is Nice

Reviewed by on Aug 14, 2018

If anything, they're refreshing as hell

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Superb Salted Peanut Caramel Chocolate Bar: Indeed

Superb Salted Peanut Caramel Chocolate Bar: Indeed

Reviewed by on Jul 31, 2018

When you name your food 'superb' - hell, you BETTER be good. These are. Very. 

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Spicy Mango Gummies: Are. For. Real.

Spicy Mango Gummies: Are. For. Real.

Reviewed by on Jul 10, 2018

Vidal has put together a stop-in-your-tracks candy.

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Lutti Surf Fizz Fruits: Get these

Lutti Surf Fizz Fruits: Get these

Reviewed by on Jul 3, 2018

France won the 2018 World Cup. I kinda called it in this review. I wish it meant more money for me. It didn't.

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Carmel Fruitys: Sour Cola & Sour Cherry

Carmel Fruitys: Sour Cola & Sour Cherry

Reviewed by on Jun 12, 2018

Sour cola and sour cherry sound wonderful. Even if you would like some of these, you can't have any.

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Haribo Bohnen: Sour Beans

Haribo Bohnen: Sour Beans

Reviewed by on May 29, 2018

I think they're Bohnen over there.

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Larabar: A Protein Bar on a Candy Blog? Yup.

Larabar: A Protein Bar on a Candy Blog? Yup.

Reviewed by on May 22, 2018

Don't poo poo the protein bars. Even if they look like it.

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Haribo Sea Friends: When More of the Same is Just Fine

Haribo Sea Friends: When More of the Same is Just Fine

Reviewed by on May 8, 2018

Candy is poetry

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Chomp: Compounded Chocolate Flavor

Chomp: Compounded Chocolate Flavor

Reviewed by on May 1, 2018

Let me compound your interest in compound chocolate.

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Haribo Weinland: Nothing to Toast to

Haribo Weinland: Nothing to Toast to

Reviewed by on Apr 24, 2018

Wine gums are usually a solid variety of gummy. Usually.

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Wham Bamz Cosmic Jelly Beans: Yeah. Ok.

Wham Bamz Cosmic Jelly Beans: Yeah. Ok.

Reviewed by on Apr 10, 2018

These are boring and so is this review.

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Enjoy Li Hing Sour Watermelons: So good we reviewed them twice.

Enjoy Li Hing Sour Watermelons: So good we reviewed them twice.

Reviewed by on Apr 3, 2018

Sour watermelon chews are my (Li) (T)Hing . GET IT?! OMG SO FUNNY

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Haribo Gold Bears: Mystery Flavor

Haribo Gold Bears: Mystery Flavor

Reviewed by on Mar 20, 2018

The real mystery is why do we all like mysteries so much. #discuss

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Cherry Ripe: A Discerning Confection for Us Matures

Cherry Ripe: A Discerning Confection for Us Matures

Reviewed by on Mar 6, 2018

I have nothing clever to say here. Read the review.

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Time to Populate Taffy Town

Time to Populate Taffy Town

Reviewed by on Feb 22, 2018

Did Rafi make taffy? Asking for a sister.

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Hi-Chew Fizzies: Will They Finish Strong?

Hi-Chew Fizzies: Will They Finish Strong?

Reviewed by on Feb 13, 2018

It's not how you get off the block, it's if you cross the finish line a winner

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Ahoj-Brause: Tingly, Tangy & Tasty

Ahoj-Brause: Tingly, Tangy & Tasty

Reviewed by on Feb 6, 2018

Foam. But chewy. Sour. But tangy. German Shower. Wait. What?

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Katjes Glücksgefühle: German, Veggie & Fruity

Katjes Glücksgefühle: German, Veggie & Fruity

Reviewed by on Jan 30, 2018

Veggie candy hippy dippy yippee

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Trolli Super Brain: Special Edition

Trolli Super Brain: Special Edition

Reviewed by on Jan 16, 2018

Sour is a state of mind

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El Artesano’s Turron de Jijona: Straight Up Nougat

El Artesano’s Turron de Jijona: Straight Up Nougat

Reviewed by on Jan 9, 2018

It's plain and simple: they're plain and simple

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Hi-Chews Bites: So much promise…

Hi-Chews Bites: So much promise…

Reviewed by on Dec 26, 2017

But these don't have a really big chew...

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Give it up for Sweet Gecko Suckers

Give it up for Sweet Gecko Suckers

Reviewed by on Dec 19, 2017

I'm a sucker for suckers.

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Sugarfina Atomic Sours: We’ll be the judge of that.

Sugarfina Atomic Sours: We’ll be the judge of that.

Reviewed by on Dec 12, 2017

With a name like "Atomic" you'd better be explosive

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Sugarfina Aphrodite Strawberry: As Good as it Sounds?

Sugarfina Aphrodite Strawberry: As Good as it Sounds?

Reviewed by on Nov 29, 2017

Aphrodite was the goddess of something good. What is it again?

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Quest Bar: A Protein Bar for Dessert? Yep.

Quest Bar: A Protein Bar for Dessert? Yep.

Reviewed by on Nov 21, 2017

Looks like a candy bar, tastes like a candy bar, isn't a candy bar.

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Take 5: A (snack) treat from Hershey

Take 5: A (snack) treat from Hershey

Reviewed by on Nov 14, 2017

Right size, right crunch. Great taste - some salt in there with pretzels, peanut butter and caramel. Maybe you should Take 10.

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Japanese Lumberjack Tree Stumps

Japanese Lumberjack Tree Stumps

Reviewed by on Nov 7, 2017

They look like tree stumps and ... kinda taste like it...?

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Chocolove: Salted Caramel in Dark Chocolate

Chocolove: Salted Caramel in Dark Chocolate

Reviewed by on Oct 31, 2017

It's pricey but not at all dicey. Not spicey and thankfully, not lice-y. It's nice-y.

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Botan Rice Candy: 1962 called. They want their box back.

Botan Rice Candy: 1962 called. They want their box back.

Reviewed by on Oct 24, 2017

When you let us eat paper - on purpose - you get a few stars

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Black Forest Organic Sour Heads. Let’s Call them Stars.

Black Forest Organic Sour Heads. Let’s Call them Stars.

Reviewed by on Oct 17, 2017

Do we agree that anything with 'head' in it is good? Don't answer that.

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Amy’s Crunchy Candy: Great Toffee. Organic too.

Amy’s Crunchy Candy: Great Toffee. Organic too.

Reviewed by on Oct 10, 2017

Not sure I've had bad toffee before. Still haven't

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Cadbury Twirl: Intense Chocolate Hit

Cadbury Twirl: Intense Chocolate Hit

Reviewed by on Oct 3, 2017

Intense isn't a word I would ever use with chocolate

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Hello Panda: Cookies Filled with Chocolate Cream

Hello Panda: Cookies Filled with Chocolate Cream

Reviewed by on Sep 26, 2017

Cookies are kooky

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Lach Gummi: Germany Even Does Simple Gummies Well

Lach Gummi: Germany Even Does Simple Gummies Well

Reviewed by on Sep 19, 2017

Is it a gummy or is it breakfast. Just be honest already.

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Sakuma Drops: Hard Candy that’s Surprisingly Awesome

Sakuma Drops: Hard Candy that’s Surprisingly Awesome

Reviewed by on Sep 12, 2017

Are you a hard candy nerd? Then you must know these already.

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Katjes Grun-Schnabel: As Good as they Sound!

Katjes Grun-Schnabel: As Good as they Sound!

Reviewed by on Sep 8, 2017

If yr looking for something to really care about, then please. Read.

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Volcano Popping Candy: Stop & Pop these Bad Boys

Volcano Popping Candy: Stop & Pop these Bad Boys

Reviewed by on Aug 29, 2017

Popping candy makes me do the robot

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Cricket Mates: Not baseball. Yes Gummies

Cricket Mates: Not baseball. Yes Gummies

Reviewed by on Aug 25, 2017

Put another cricket on the barbie for me, matey

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Trolli Sour Gummy Crunchers: Not a Match Made in Heaven

Trolli Sour Gummy Crunchers: Not a Match Made in Heaven

Reviewed by on Aug 15, 2017

Sometimes 2 great tastes don't taste great together

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Trolli Mmmh! Green Apple Amazing

Trolli Mmmh! Green Apple Amazing

Reviewed by on Aug 1, 2017

Green Apple candy when done right is so f*(&ing good

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Yogurt Jelly: Strange Yet Refreshing Korean Sweet

Yogurt Jelly: Strange Yet Refreshing Korean Sweet

Reviewed by on Jul 25, 2017

Korean candy of a Japanese drink that's called yogurt and tastes like fruit. nnnnnnkkkkkaaaay

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M&M’s Coffee Nut: A Bit o’ Buzz

M&M’s Coffee Nut: A Bit o’ Buzz

Reviewed by on Jul 18, 2017

It's better than Sanka but it ain't no slow drip

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Mike & Ike’s Cherry Cola Give Us Some Zing

Mike & Ike’s Cherry Cola Give Us Some Zing

Reviewed by on Jul 11, 2017

Olde skool, sure. But good enough for the 21st century.

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