Trader Joe’s Milk & Dark Chocolate Butterscotch Bits Bar

How could these not, not be good. They're not.

Reviewed by Matty

August 21, 2020


What a great name: Milk & Dark Chocolate Butterscotch Bits Bar. Hell yes I’ll try that.

If you don’t have a Trader Joe’s (it’s a grocery store in the U.S. that tends to have pretty good food, which they white label from other top manufacturers, at great prices) near you, then you can’t get these. They’re not online – TJ’s doesn’t do that.

But it’s OK, because these are like Toblerone, in a few ways:

  • Same shape
  • Little bits

Unfortunately, they aren’t like Toblerone in important ways:

  • The dark chocolate mixed with milk chocolate is pedestrian
  • I couldn’t taste the little bits, barely any in the bar
  • They were hard, which meant hard to eat
  • The flavor was boring. ‘Why make these,’ I asked myself.

Sadly, these aren’t worth a potential COVID-getting visit to the store. Stay home. Stay healthy, and buy Toblerone from somewhere online instead.

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