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Tic Tac Papaya Lime Summer Edition

Posted by Jonny | Sep 7, 2012 | 5 Freshest, Everything Else, Germany, Hard candy, Jonny |

Tic Tacs are the red headed step child of the grocery candy store aisle. It’s time to recognize!

Katjes Sour Tropical Gummies Taste Even Better Than The Bag Looks

Posted by Jonny | Aug 30, 2012 | 5 Freshest, Germany, Gummies, Jonny, Sour |

Sour? Yes. Yummy? Natch. Delightful? Duh.

Charms Sweet & Sour Pops, Zombies, and Crying Kids

Posted by Jonny | Aug 22, 2012 | 5 Freshest, Hard candy, Jonny, Sour |

When in doubt, fashion a railroad spike holster that hangs off your waist. Keep it handy.

Haribo Jelly Boobs Sharp Ginger

Posted by Jonny | Aug 15, 2012 | 5 Freshest, Germany, Gummies, Haribo, Jonny, Sour |

Yeah. That’s what these translate to using Google Translate. It’s nice to know there’s so much functional technology on the web. I’m pretty sure these have nothing to do with boobs, but...

E-ma Apple Ginger Pearls of Goodness and Sunshine

Posted by Jonny | Aug 9, 2012 | 5 Freshest, Asia, Chewy, Everything Else, Jonny |

I had never had apple and ginger as a candy combination before. Now? I never want to not have it.

Author: Jonny

Tic Tac Papaya Lime Summer Edition

Katjes Sour Tropical Gummies Taste Even Better Than The Bag Looks

Charms Sweet & Sour Pops, Zombies, and Crying Kids

Haribo Jelly Boobs Sharp Ginger

E-ma Apple Ginger Pearls of Goodness and Sunshine

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