Trident Splash gum package

Trident Splash: Lil’ Squirts Review Juicy Gum

It's gum with stuff in it!

Reviewed by Matty

February 8, 2011


ANOTHER gum review from the archives. With kids that are way older now. Fun stuff.

Here’s another gum review, ALEX.

Alex at one time bitched that we didn’t review gum enough, and to that, I agreed. Hell I like gum. The problem with gum? It’s one dimensional. It’s got flavor. And it’s chewy. Sometimes hard then chewy. Sometimes soft then chewy. But thats basically it. So reviewing becomes all about taste. And you can pretty much sum up taste with a few keywords: fruity, minty, fruity-minty, berry, apple-y, bubblegummy. Done.

Still, my littlest pup bought me a pack of gum to review. Jesus christ I love that kid. So we tore it ope and had at it. Watch.




Zolli Candy


  1. Barry Bonds

    Matt has a face for radio. No more videos of you, please.

  2. matty

    I was actually going to mention Freshen Up, but this was so not Freshen Up since its liquid was jelly and not juice. I liked Freshen Up way better – though I remember its flavor lasted no time.

  3. Jonny

    Delete it?? We’re framing it!

  4. Karen (aka Martha)

    Hmm. Reminds me of the Freshen Up gum from the 70’s that used to squirt in your mouth. Or as we used to call it, “come gum.” LOL! You can delete this post if you like!

  5. matty

    I know. I kept that take because it was wrong SO I could castigate them roundly for it nonstop.

  6. Jonny

    Your damn kids got our catch phrase wrong! Do me a favor and beat them tonight, “for Uncle Jonny”, nnkaay?


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