Trident Splash: Lil’ Squirts Review Juicy Gum

Here’s another gum review, ALEX.

Alex at one time bitched that we didn’t review gum enough, and to that, I agreed. Hell I like gum. The problem with gum? It’s one dimensional. It’s got flavor. And it’s chewy. Sometimes hard then chewy. Sometimes soft then chewy. But thats basically it. So reviewing becomes all about taste. And you can pretty much sum up taste with a few keywords: fruity, minty, fruity-minty, berry, apple-y, bubblegummy. Done.

Still, my littlest pup bought me a pack of gum to review. Jesus christ I love that kid. So we tore it ope and had at it. Watch.



6 thoughts on “Trident Splash: Lil’ Squirts Review Juicy Gum

  1. Hmm. Reminds me of the Freshen Up gum from the 70’s that used to squirt in your mouth. Or as we used to call it, “come gum.” LOL! You can delete this post if you like!

  2. I was actually going to mention Freshen Up, but this was so not Freshen Up since its liquid was jelly and not juice. I liked Freshen Up way better – though I remember its flavor lasted no time.

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