Fizzy Fast Laners As Told By Complainers

Reviewed by Jonny

December 7, 2010


Here’s what the box looks like:

A lot of folks have asked how these are different from Sour Patch Kids.  Whereas SPK are sour, soft, and somewhat sticky, these Fast Laners are bit more unique in flavor, with a MUCH more solid structure-think a year old gummy that fell behind the couch.  Perfect, right?  These also aren’t quite as sticky-so really, there’s not a ton of similarities between them.  I like them both, but the Fast Laners flat our have better flavors.

Pick them up at Leh’rs German Specialties (1581 Church St
(between 28th St & Duncan St) in San Francisco, CA


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  1. Jonny

    It’s a great question. I think for sure, next vid we make together, we make sure to vape the entire time.

  2. Matty

    The orange sweatshirt on my shoulder looks like a fay little shawl.
    But it’s my kid’s jacket – I swear.
    Should there be more vaping in our vids?

  3. Mark D. (sugarpressure)

    Those look great. What flavors were in the box? I’m a sucker for citrus and if there’s citrus in this box, I WILL HUNT THEM DOWN!

    Great review, although your weather looks so nice and it’s 18F here today. *sigh*

  4. Martha

    So, I guess they’re more like a jujy fruit texture than a gummy texture. Sounds yummy.

  5. aimee

    litlol! i want to eat more candy.


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