When someone said “bacon is good with everything,” perhaps popping candy wasn’t invented yet.

Here are the plusses of these Bacon Popping Candy by the Treat Factory out of the U.K.:

• The bag of candy is huge compared to what one usually gets with popping candy. Maybe 10 or 15x the size of your usual packs.
• It’s sweet.

And the not-so-positives:

• When you open the bag it smells like a hospital
• It tastes yucky
• The color is tongue pink
• Once you try it once, you won’t want to try it again.

I’m all for novelty, but let’s be real with each other, this stuff simply isn’t good. Great stocking-stuffer prank for the bacon lover in your life. Otherwise, leave these in the warehouse.