We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Waitrose Rhubarb & Custard

Waitrose Rhubarb & Custard

Reviewed by on Aug 17, 2018

an absolute classic pairing: but is it botched?

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Haribo Drachen

Haribo Drachen

Reviewed by on Aug 3, 2018

Vegetarian gummy hybrids are usually my jam

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Jahnke Lakritz Gefullt (with salt)

Jahnke Lakritz Gefullt (with salt)

Reviewed by on Jul 27, 2018

How salty is too salty? These. These are that.

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Waitrose Fruit Sherbets

Waitrose Fruit Sherbets

Reviewed by on Jul 19, 2018

break out the pennies, cause it's penny candy time.

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Tikkels- “They’ll make you smile”

Tikkels- “They’ll make you smile”

Reviewed by on Jun 29, 2018

a new, excellent addition to an under represented candy genre

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Lutti Sure Fotter Cola Sour Gummies

Lutti Sure Fotter Cola Sour Gummies

Reviewed by on Jun 22, 2018

Soft, sour proposals of cola

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Trolli Dino Rex

Trolli Dino Rex

Reviewed by on Jun 19, 2018

Hey it’s a dinosaur. Yay?

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Starburst sweet heat

Starburst sweet heat

Reviewed by on Jun 15, 2018

Sweet? Yes. Heat? Actually....yes.

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Candy People Sour Melon Logs

Candy People Sour Melon Logs

Reviewed by on May 24, 2018

Get ready for Scandy, because it's coming for ya

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Red Band Zure Bliksems

Red Band Zure Bliksems

Reviewed by on May 18, 2018

Acid Lightning was my college DJ name

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Alcoholic Gummy Bears

Alcoholic Gummy Bears

Reviewed by on May 11, 2018

What's not to like about boozy Gummy Bears?

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Puchao

Puchao

Reviewed by on May 4, 2018

How do you make Starburst better? How do you make it a LOT better?

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Nostalgic Candy Club

Nostalgic Candy Club

Reviewed by on Apr 27, 2018

If you remember all the candy in this box then you're old. Super old. In fact you're probably using your phone light to read this.

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Bears & Friends Ginger Taler

Bears & Friends Ginger Taler

Reviewed by on Apr 6, 2018

Ginger is polarizing. Hell, I even polarized myself.

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Haribo Sweet Lake

Haribo Sweet Lake

Reviewed by on Mar 30, 2018

New sour gummy Haribo? Literally, there's nothing I'd rather do.

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Passover Candy Done Right: Top 10 Plagues Bucket

Passover Candy Done Right: Top 10 Plagues Bucket

Reviewed by on Mar 27, 2018

Finally. Our love of candy meets our love of....well it meets our religion at least.

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Trolli Lakritz Mix

Trolli Lakritz Mix

Reviewed by on Mar 23, 2018

These had a lot going for them: mostly anticipation

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The Natural Confectionary Company Squirms

The Natural Confectionary Company Squirms

Reviewed by on Mar 9, 2018

It's time. Time for America and beyond to ditch gas station sour worms and finally level up

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Maoam Crazy Roxx

Maoam Crazy Roxx

Reviewed by on Mar 2, 2018

Ready to get crazy? Or just cray? Craze?

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Torie & Howard Sour Chewie Fruities

Torie & Howard Sour Chewie Fruities

Reviewed by on Feb 9, 2018

It's like a Starburst but actually real

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Pascall Pineapple Lumps

Pascall Pineapple Lumps

Reviewed by on Feb 2, 2018

We're trying to break the stigma of "lumps" in general

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Haribo Salt Bomber

Haribo Salt Bomber

Reviewed by on Jan 12, 2018

Can Haribo step up to to the REAL HARDCORE world of salty licorice?

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Haribo COMIX

Haribo COMIX

Reviewed by on Jan 5, 2018

Not everything is great.

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Now and Later Sour Shell Shocked

Now and Later Sour Shell Shocked

Reviewed by on Dec 28, 2017

American confectioners need to up their newfangled iterations of old school candies. Impress us.

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Mike & Ikes Buttered Popcorn

Mike & Ikes Buttered Popcorn

Reviewed by on Dec 22, 2017

Hot buttered crap is more like it

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Harry London Buckeyes

Harry London Buckeyes

Reviewed by on Dec 15, 2017

Chocolate. Peanut Butter. I mean....do we need to continue?

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Emoji Gummies …yes, really.

Emoji Gummies …yes, really.

Reviewed by on Dec 1, 2017

Oh yay novelty gummies. Again.

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Gustaf’s Jelly Babies

Gustaf’s Jelly Babies

Reviewed by on Nov 16, 2017

Tackling the tough stories, today we’re looking at another variety of Jelly Baby

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Malaco Djungelvrål Original

Malaco Djungelvrål Original

Reviewed by on Nov 10, 2017

in class today, we’ll learn about the four families of licorice, and which is the black sheep uncle.

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Maoam Sour Stripes

Maoam Sour Stripes

Reviewed by on Nov 3, 2017

Potential hall of fame sour chews here.

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Candy People Sour Vikings

Candy People Sour Vikings

Reviewed by on Oct 27, 2017

If Swedish vikings were a candy, would they be sour?

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Welcome to Unicorn Island

Welcome to Unicorn Island

Reviewed by on Oct 20, 2017

When you go to an island populated only by Unicorns, these are the kinds of things you'll find.

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Maynards Bassetts Mint Creams

Maynards Bassetts Mint Creams

Reviewed by on Oct 13, 2017

A mint treat from across the pond that isn’t as different as something we’re all quite used to

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Bassett’s Jelly Babies

Bassett’s Jelly Babies

Reviewed by on Oct 6, 2017

I reviewed these 10 years ago and hated them. What I would I think a decade later? UPDATE: I never reviewed them. EDIT: reviewing now.

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Maoam Joystixx

Maoam Joystixx

Reviewed by on Sep 29, 2017

Taffy is boring and all the same. Right?

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Rowntrees Fruit Pastilles Infusions

Rowntrees Fruit Pastilles Infusions

Reviewed by on Sep 22, 2017

We love Rowntrees original pastilles, but did they fuck things up with these newfangled flavor combos?

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When is Zout too much Zout?

When is Zout too much Zout?

Reviewed by on Sep 14, 2017

When is a shitload of salt too much of a shitload?

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Scandinavian Swimmers

Scandinavian Swimmers

Reviewed by on Sep 5, 2017

Most of you who’ve seen these have seen them at Trader Joe’s. In fact, I’d wager most. But did any...

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Trolli Sour Brite Sloths are a huge steaming pile of poo

Trolli Sour Brite Sloths are a huge steaming pile of poo

Reviewed by on Sep 1, 2017

How do I put this? I'M HAVING A HARD TIME TYPING COZ I'M SO MAD

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Sula Sugar Free Mint Humbugs

Sula Sugar Free Mint Humbugs

Reviewed by on Aug 18, 2017

i REALLY want to say BAH HUMBUG, but peeps....I just can't! These are just too yummy.

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Swizzels Bumper Bag

Swizzels Bumper Bag

Reviewed by on Aug 11, 2017

This bag is BUMPIN'

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Black Jack: I’m supposed to love these, but…

Black Jack: I’m supposed to love these, but…

Reviewed by on Aug 8, 2017

who thought these tasted god enough to mass produce?

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Tunnock’s Tea Cakes

Tunnock’s Tea Cakes

Reviewed by on Aug 4, 2017

Flavors no one hates, all wrapped up like a scary mushroom.

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Candy Gurus Junior Edition: Haribo Minions Candy Floss Edition

Candy Gurus Junior Edition: Haribo Minions Candy Floss Edition

Reviewed by on Jul 29, 2017

You can literally floss your teeth with these

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Fazer Assa Mix

Fazer Assa Mix

Reviewed by on Jul 21, 2017

A better fruit chew and licorice combo than we've ever tried

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Katjes Wunder-Land: Unicorns and Hearts up in this piece

Katjes Wunder-Land: Unicorns and Hearts up in this piece

Reviewed by on Jul 14, 2017

if this is what's at the end of the rainbow, I want in.

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Luhders Jelly Fruit Mix

Luhders Jelly Fruit Mix

Reviewed by on Jul 7, 2017

In the quest for the perfect fruit jelly, sometimes you find some that...aren't perfect.

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Haribo Cola Sour Spaghetti

Haribo Cola Sour Spaghetti

Reviewed by on Jun 30, 2017

The evolution of the sour straw, done by the masters

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Cadbury Lolly Bag

Cadbury Lolly Bag

Reviewed by on Jun 23, 2017

So many things to learn, so many preconceived notions to shatter. Lots of stuff going on here.

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Marks & Spencer American Hard Gums

Marks & Spencer American Hard Gums

Reviewed by on Jun 20, 2017

The old saying goes "Goody goody gumdrop". BUT ARE THEY GOOD?

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