Dandy’s Coconut / Coconut & Ginger Candies
Do you hate coconut? Olives? Ginger? Hard Candies? Then read on!
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Trolli Sour Stixi
With a pretty unique consistency, this offering from Trolli continues their track record of excellence overseas
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Sula Toffee To Go “Kaffeecreme”
Caramel goes with salt. This we know. But does it go with coffee? What about white chocolate? Porjk Belly?
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Dewars Fine Candies : Bakersfield’s Finest
I think I might have liked taffy when I was 4, but now? They all taste the same: bland, boring. And now we have more to try...
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Venco Licorice Chalk : School’s In Session Yo.
Get ready to CHALK this up to experience. (taps microphone).......Is this thing on?
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Fruchtgummi Vom Feinstein is NOT a Jewish Vampire. It’s an amazing candy confectioner that you need to know about NOW.
Flavor combinations that put what we're used to eating to shame....
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Zoe’s Chocolate Co. : Two Bars For Review
What's gona be better: animal crackers in milk chocolate, or jelly beans in dark? Serious first world issue to ponder.
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Classic Candy Review : The Astro Pop
Time Machine back to summer, 1975. Sand? Check. Sun? Check. Sunscreen? Nope. no one cared back then.
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Who’s Up For Some Bourbon or Guinness Beer (Marshmallows)?
Guinness beer. Makers Mark Bourbon. Shit's getting real up in here.
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Trolli Gummi Rocks…..Rock.
Gummi inside, "hard" sour shell outside. New concept, and I LIKE IT.
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Haribo Goliath : Gigantor Black Licorice From The Champs
This is what standard, basic licorice SHOULD taste like. Usually not so much. But in this case, yes!
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Sugar Daddy: A Virtual Spanking?
Everyone needs a Sugar Daddy, unless you actually ARE a daddy, in which case it might be an uncomfortable arrangement.
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Jolly Rancher Chews : Should You…CHOOSE Them? OH NO I DI-IN’T!!!
Hey, it's a review of something you can actually BUY in this country! BUT SHOULD YOU???
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It’s Valentine’s Day. Do You REALLY Think These Gobstoppers Will Help?
Lots of first world problems for me today, but enough about me: let's talk about YOU. And what the HELL you're gonna do for Valentine's Day! You're a mess!
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Ahoj-Brause Halloween Bonbons : Is it Halloween Yet? Please?
Some people "don't like hard candy". These are the same people that "aren't allowed to be near children" and who "eat their own dandruff". I'm sure of it.
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Tahoe City Chocolates, Munch, and Old Faithful Peanut Clusters
Come with me, won't you, as I take a stroll through the aisles of Tahoe City Chocolates, and uncover som gems old and new.
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Haribo Jelly Beans : Yet Another Player in the Bean Game
We’ve reviewed and spoken about jelly beans quite a bit round these parts. Every year before Easter rolls...
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Dude, Seriously. Mamba Sour Gummies are Kinda Awesome.
I talk a lot of smack about Mamba. Cool name, pretty lame candies. Will this Mamba gummie be any different? SPOILER ALERT: yes, it will. Very. A lot much very.
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Swedish Jelly Horses : Fruity Syrup
In a world...where one old dude finds a mystical wood horse that smells like syrup. Coming soon to a theater near you.
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Haribo Christmas
I was actually a 4th alternate on trombone for the 1984 recording of "Do They Know it's Christmas?". Didn't make the cut. Still brag about it, though.
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Nimm 2 Lach Gummi Softies Sour is a LOT to write.
The cool thing about life, is that you never cease getting surprised-at least I don’t. Hell, I didn’t...
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Sula Lakritz Toffes : Sea Salt Licorice Toffe
Take something old (caramel) and give it something new (licorice) and sprinkle heaven dust (sea salt) on it, and you've got something completely new
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Gingerbread got ya down? Try Manischewitz’s “Chanukah House”!
I'm a Jew. I'm a Guru. I build things. (Salads mostly). Let's see how this fares.
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Katjes Saure Kirschen : Meet the Cherry Racist
Cherry is weird. I just don’t love it in candy usually, but…it really isn’t “bad”....
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Haribo Smurfs & Haribo Sour Smurfs : A Tale of Two Different Blue Little Shits
In the Smurf show and movie, they all use "smurf" as a verb, so I'm gonnna Smurf the same.
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Haribo Sour S’ghettti
In a world where virtually no Haribo is available to us lame-o Americans...this bag says "hell no!" and begs to arrive at your doorstep
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Trolli Gummi Bonbons: Sour! Not.
Trolli is right up there with the best gummy makers in the world - but how will these fare? SPOILER ALERT: not good. At all.
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Katjes Mango Melody : A Sweet Discovery
Something seems fishy about these Katjes gummies....
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I’ve Seen Hell, My Friends: And It’s Filthy With Spogs
I’m still shuddering. Recently I contacted Aunty Nellie’s Sweet Shop in Ireland to get my hands on...
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Millions : A Chewy Delight From the UK That Your Teeth Might Hate
Oh, you Brits. Just gotta be so damn clever with the candy, don’t ya? You make a candy called Millions, cause...
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Halloween Terror Candy – Katjes Black Owls
You'll be cursed for 7 years if you even LOOK at these.
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Brain Blasterz – Wimps Need Not Apply
How sour is "too sour"? And damn it, when are the wimps gonna have a candy of their own?
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Nerds Wildberry & Peach
As a Nerds connoisseur, I was both humiliated and overjoyed to learn of a flavor I hadn't tried yet.
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Jelly Belly Sport Beans – Exercising Candy
The concept of eating candy while exercising is just too good to pass up.
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Diamond in the Rough : Target’s Market Pantry Fruity Twists
What happens when a Target brand candy turns out to be outstanding?
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Haribo Tagada Pink’s Got No Stink
We reviewed Haribo’s “Primavera” candies a while back, and I liked them. A lot. Little did I know...
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Katjes Kinder : Little Black Licorice Cats That Don’t Shed
If you claim to like licorice, then you need to have a bag of these on hand at all times. The pinnacle of "emergency candy"
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Frigeo Ahoj Brause Shower Fries
When shopping for Shower Fries, don't just consider flavor : consistency is important too
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Mamba Gummies Are Here : World Keeps Spinning On Axis
The world desperately needs yet ANOTHER variety of gummies, does it not?
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Trolli Sierra Cruz : No Seals Were Killed Making These
You think the kids who make your Nikes have tough conditions?
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King Leo Royal Mints : Civilized Mints. At Last!
King Leo make some pretty yummy mint-based candies. We’ve reviewed a few. They understand how to mix different...
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Tic Tac Papaya Lime Summer Edition
Tic Tacs are the red headed step child of the grocery candy store aisle. It's time to recognize!
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Katjes Sour Tropical Gummies Taste Even Better Than The Bag Looks
Sour? Yes. Yummy? Natch. Delightful? Duh.
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Charms Sweet & Sour Pops, Zombies, and Crying Kids
When in doubt, fashion a railroad spike holster that hangs off your waist. Keep it handy.
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Haribo Jelly Boobs Sharp Ginger
Yeah. That’s what these translate to using Google Translate. It’s nice to know there’s so much...
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