We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Quick Hit Review: Jolly Rancher Doubles

Two flavors in one - the promise almost never delivers.

Full Review

Arnold’s Crispy Peanut Brittle: nomnomnomnom…

Do you like peanuts? Salt? Sweetness? What the HELL are you waiting for?

Full Review

Haribo Raspberries

They're from Haribo, and you can get them anywhere. That's the good news. Are they worth buying though?

Full Review

Live from Sundance: $9 chocolate bar: Ritual Chocolate

So… Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I’ve posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as...

Full Review

Sour Punch Bits Tangerine & Lemonade. They’re Orange At Least.

Tangerine Lemonade. Chewy. Gummy. Sour. These can only be amazing.

Full Review

Hot Spiced Mulled Cider…Hard Candy?

I love sucking my hot mulled cider!

Full Review

End of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy

A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.

Full Review

Kiwi Caramelos – Someone help me, please.

My friend Shannon travels the world for business.  Usually on a red eye flight watching bad TV on his iPhone,...

Full Review

Sweetriot Nibs. Dunked in Chocolate.

Can a poorly named, hideously packaged chocolate item even BEGIN to interest Jonny?

Full Review

Haters Gonna Hate : Airheads Xtremes Lemonade Rush

You can't find colors like this in nature.

Full Review

Yummy Earth Sour Beans

Let’s get this out of the way first off- We’re not paid by Yummy Earth. We’re (sadly) not paid by...

Full Review

Arnold’s Candies Stick Candy : Ho Ho Ho

Ehh. Not for my liking, but the kid-in rare form-can't get enough of them.

Full Review

Jolly Rancher Fruit N’ Sour

Hard candy is important in times like this. But sour hard candy? Clutch cargo, people.

Full Review

+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff

Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.

Full Review

Tootsie Pop Limited Edition Flavor : Caramel

This was the LAST bag at the store, so you know I was hella excited to get these home.

Full Review

Aussie Style Licorice : Pineapple and Marionberry

Anyone ever heard of a Marionberry? Licorice intrigues me.

Full Review

Leather Sugars and Milk Candies : A Tale of Two Treats

Is it caramel, creme brulee, milk, or government issued filth?

Full Review

Claeys Hard Candy – No, I Didn’t Spell That Wrong.

If you don't like hard candy...then you probably hate old people. Why?

Full Review

Mega Smarties Lollies – More Than A Mouthful

these are big. Scary big. Too big. But never fear-read on....

Full Review

Edinburgh Castle Rock – It’s Like “The Human Centipede 2″

What does "The Human Centipede 2" and childhood sidewalk art have in common?

Full Review

Eyeball Candy – It’s a Trip.

It's called eyeball candy. That should be enough to make you interested enough to read the review.

Full Review

Yummy Earth Organic Hot Chile Pops. Is The Spice Nice?

Can Yummy Earth once again produce a top notch hard candy and ride the line between spicy and sweet?

Full Review

Pur Gum – It’s Kicks Ass…partame

I love minty gum, and frankly, Aspartame is delicious. But I have a 6 year old, and I'm not giving poison to him. Hence the mission to find yummy minty gum without Aspartame that's NOT called Spry.

Full Review

Haribo Sour Zoo Are A Delight.

If only mammals tasted this good in real life.

Full Review

Uncle Oinker’s Strawberry Flavored Gummy Bacon

Amazingness or Putridicity?

Full Review

Maynards Sports Mixture – Ugly Candy Needs Eating Too.

Is it important to you to have attractive candy? Or is flavor more important. Warning, these are some ugly bastards.

Full Review

Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together

If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.

Full Review

Lammes Habanero Pralines – Spice is Nice.

Did I just find the best spicy candy ever made? Did I actually find it? Did Matty? Will I continue to ask myself questions? Is anyone listening?

Full Review

Cry Baby Tears – “Baby Talk, Baby Talk, It’s a Wonder You Can Walk!”

Finally. A sour candy that walks the walk.. But....is that a good or bad thing?

Full Review

Sour Japanese Gummies from Genki Crepes in SF

Yum, I mean ew....

Full Review

Sunspire Coconut – The Evolution of “Mounds”?

Finally, is there a better alternative to the classic yet somewhat corporate Mounds bar?

Full Review

Remember these? : B*B*Bats baby, yeah!

A repressed memory of a classic candy come to light with shocking (not really at all) results!

Full Review

Kasugai Mangosteen Gummies – Happy Father’s Day

Mangosteen : the fruit cocktail of fruits. And cocktails.

Full Review

Aunty Alice’s Apricots – Oddly Disturbing?

Ladies & germs, give it up for The Candy Gurus’ first South African candy review! Thanks to world traveller...

Full Review

Haribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ‘em.

Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado.  They’re...

Full Review

Keeping Current. Keeping Black Currant.

Since we reviewed Haribo’s delicious black currant flavored sour “belt” type candy last time,...

Full Review

Salute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!

Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...

Full Review

Gimbals Sour Lovers Mix – Welcome to my world.

Gimbals is all about the love. First came the “Cherry Lovers” mix (not my thing), then the “Honey...

Full Review

Sun & Fun Fruit Gums

I’m a big fan of gummies in general—but “fruit gums”, as they’re known across the pond,...

Full Review

American Trolli Gets Put To The Test

We’ve established that Trolli varieties from Europe ROCK (thanks Susie!) with remarkable consistency. But are the...

Full Review

Altoids Ginger – Darn goood, but ultimately who cares?

A mint isn’t really a “candy”, is it?  Regardless of how good it is, it’s still not fun.  No...

Full Review

Twix Coconut, Please! And…Hold The Coconut?

I’m not happy. What the hell is going on with all these candy companies making coconut flavored candies (a good...

Full Review

Pappabubble Hard Candies – “Pillow Fight”

Candy is trendy.  Me?  I’ve been eating it for years.  But apparently the secret’s out, and...

Full Review

You’re Welcome : Here’s Bevmo Sour Strawberry Bites

I’m gonna toss all my normal pithy, cute crap to the wayside today folks.  Strictly business. Being in the...

Full Review

Raisels. Such a weird name, such high hopes….

Sour coated raisins - you're either gonna love this idea, or simply hate it.

Full Review

Pretzel M&M’s – Candy Of The Year?

Pretzel M&M's sure as HELL be better than the coconut ones. I'm angry.

Full Review

Quick Hit Review: Jolly Rancher Doubles

Two flavors in one - the promise almost never delivers.

Full Review

Arnold’s Crispy Peanut Brittle: nomnomnomnom…

Do you like peanuts? Salt? Sweetness? What the HELL are you waiting for?

Full Review

Haribo Raspberries

They're from Haribo, and you can get them anywhere. That's the good news. Are they worth buying though?

Full Review

Live from Sundance: $9 chocolate bar: Ritual Chocolate

So… Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I’ve posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as...

Full Review

Sour Punch Bits Tangerine & Lemonade. They’re Orange At Least.

Tangerine Lemonade. Chewy. Gummy. Sour. These can only be amazing.

Full Review

Hot Spiced Mulled Cider…Hard Candy?

I love sucking my hot mulled cider!

Full Review

End of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy

A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.

Full Review

Kiwi Caramelos – Someone help me, please.

My friend Shannon travels the world for business.  Usually on a red eye flight watching bad TV on his iPhone,...

Full Review

Sweetriot Nibs. Dunked in Chocolate.

Can a poorly named, hideously packaged chocolate item even BEGIN to interest Jonny?

Full Review

Haters Gonna Hate : Airheads Xtremes Lemonade Rush

You can't find colors like this in nature.

Full Review

Yummy Earth Sour Beans

Let’s get this out of the way first off- We’re not paid by Yummy Earth. We’re (sadly) not paid by...

Full Review

Arnold’s Candies Stick Candy : Ho Ho Ho

Ehh. Not for my liking, but the kid-in rare form-can't get enough of them.

Full Review

Jolly Rancher Fruit N’ Sour

Hard candy is important in times like this. But sour hard candy? Clutch cargo, people.

Full Review

+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff

Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.

Full Review

Tootsie Pop Limited Edition Flavor : Caramel

This was the LAST bag at the store, so you know I was hella excited to get these home.

Full Review

Aussie Style Licorice : Pineapple and Marionberry

Anyone ever heard of a Marionberry? Licorice intrigues me.

Full Review

Leather Sugars and Milk Candies : A Tale of Two Treats

Is it caramel, creme brulee, milk, or government issued filth?

Full Review

Claeys Hard Candy – No, I Didn’t Spell That Wrong.

If you don't like hard candy...then you probably hate old people. Why?

Full Review

Mega Smarties Lollies – More Than A Mouthful

these are big. Scary big. Too big. But never fear-read on....

Full Review

Edinburgh Castle Rock – It’s Like “The Human Centipede 2″

What does "The Human Centipede 2" and childhood sidewalk art have in common?

Full Review

Eyeball Candy – It’s a Trip.

It's called eyeball candy. That should be enough to make you interested enough to read the review.

Full Review

Yummy Earth Organic Hot Chile Pops. Is The Spice Nice?

Can Yummy Earth once again produce a top notch hard candy and ride the line between spicy and sweet?

Full Review

Pur Gum – It’s Kicks Ass…partame

I love minty gum, and frankly, Aspartame is delicious. But I have a 6 year old, and I'm not giving poison to him. Hence the mission to find yummy minty gum without Aspartame that's NOT called Spry.

Full Review

Haribo Sour Zoo Are A Delight.

If only mammals tasted this good in real life.

Full Review

Uncle Oinker’s Strawberry Flavored Gummy Bacon

Amazingness or Putridicity?

Full Review

Maynards Sports Mixture – Ugly Candy Needs Eating Too.

Is it important to you to have attractive candy? Or is flavor more important. Warning, these are some ugly bastards.

Full Review

Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together

If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.

Full Review

Lammes Habanero Pralines – Spice is Nice.

Did I just find the best spicy candy ever made? Did I actually find it? Did Matty? Will I continue to ask myself questions? Is anyone listening?

Full Review

Cry Baby Tears – “Baby Talk, Baby Talk, It’s a Wonder You Can Walk!”

Finally. A sour candy that walks the walk.. But....is that a good or bad thing?

Full Review

Sour Japanese Gummies from Genki Crepes in SF

Yum, I mean ew....

Full Review

Sunspire Coconut – The Evolution of “Mounds”?

Finally, is there a better alternative to the classic yet somewhat corporate Mounds bar?

Full Review

Remember these? : B*B*Bats baby, yeah!

A repressed memory of a classic candy come to light with shocking (not really at all) results!

Full Review

Kasugai Mangosteen Gummies – Happy Father’s Day

Mangosteen : the fruit cocktail of fruits. And cocktails.

Full Review

Aunty Alice’s Apricots – Oddly Disturbing?

Ladies & germs, give it up for The Candy Gurus’ first South African candy review! Thanks to world traveller...

Full Review

Haribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ‘em.

Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado.  They’re...

Full Review

Keeping Current. Keeping Black Currant.

Since we reviewed Haribo’s delicious black currant flavored sour “belt” type candy last time,...

Full Review

Salute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!

Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...

Full Review

Gimbals Sour Lovers Mix – Welcome to my world.

Gimbals is all about the love. First came the “Cherry Lovers” mix (not my thing), then the “Honey...

Full Review

Sun & Fun Fruit Gums

I’m a big fan of gummies in general—but “fruit gums”, as they’re known across the pond,...

Full Review

American Trolli Gets Put To The Test

We’ve established that Trolli varieties from Europe ROCK (thanks Susie!) with remarkable consistency. But are the...

Full Review

Altoids Ginger – Darn goood, but ultimately who cares?

A mint isn’t really a “candy”, is it?  Regardless of how good it is, it’s still not fun.  No...

Full Review

Twix Coconut, Please! And…Hold The Coconut?

I’m not happy. What the hell is going on with all these candy companies making coconut flavored candies (a good...

Full Review

Pappabubble Hard Candies – “Pillow Fight”

Candy is trendy.  Me?  I’ve been eating it for years.  But apparently the secret’s out, and...

Full Review

You’re Welcome : Here’s Bevmo Sour Strawberry Bites

I’m gonna toss all my normal pithy, cute crap to the wayside today folks.  Strictly business. Being in the...

Full Review

Raisels. Such a weird name, such high hopes….

Sour coated raisins - you're either gonna love this idea, or simply hate it.

Full Review

Pretzel M&M’s – Candy Of The Year?

Pretzel M&M's sure as HELL be better than the coconut ones. I'm angry.

Full Review

Quick Hit Review: Jolly Rancher Doubles

Two flavors in one - the promise almost never delivers.

Full Review

Arnold’s Crispy Peanut Brittle: nomnomnomnom…

Do you like peanuts? Salt? Sweetness? What the HELL are you waiting for?

Full Review

Haribo Raspberries

They're from Haribo, and you can get them anywhere. That's the good news. Are they worth buying though?

Full Review

Live from Sundance: $9 chocolate bar: Ritual Chocolate

So… Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I’ve posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as...

Full Review

Sour Punch Bits Tangerine & Lemonade. They’re Orange At Least.

Tangerine Lemonade. Chewy. Gummy. Sour. These can only be amazing.

Full Review

Hot Spiced Mulled Cider…Hard Candy?

I love sucking my hot mulled cider!

Full Review

End of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy

A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.

Full Review

Kiwi Caramelos – Someone help me, please.

My friend Shannon travels the world for business.  Usually on a red eye flight watching bad TV on his iPhone,...

Full Review

Sweetriot Nibs. Dunked in Chocolate.

Can a poorly named, hideously packaged chocolate item even BEGIN to interest Jonny?

Full Review

Haters Gonna Hate : Airheads Xtremes Lemonade Rush

You can't find colors like this in nature.

Full Review

Yummy Earth Sour Beans

Let’s get this out of the way first off- We’re not paid by Yummy Earth. We’re (sadly) not paid by...

Full Review

Arnold’s Candies Stick Candy : Ho Ho Ho

Ehh. Not for my liking, but the kid-in rare form-can't get enough of them.

Full Review

Jolly Rancher Fruit N’ Sour

Hard candy is important in times like this. But sour hard candy? Clutch cargo, people.

Full Review

+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff

Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.

Full Review

Tootsie Pop Limited Edition Flavor : Caramel

This was the LAST bag at the store, so you know I was hella excited to get these home.

Full Review

Aussie Style Licorice : Pineapple and Marionberry

Anyone ever heard of a Marionberry? Licorice intrigues me.

Full Review

Leather Sugars and Milk Candies : A Tale of Two Treats

Is it caramel, creme brulee, milk, or government issued filth?

Full Review

Claeys Hard Candy – No, I Didn’t Spell That Wrong.

If you don't like hard candy...then you probably hate old people. Why?

Full Review

Mega Smarties Lollies – More Than A Mouthful

these are big. Scary big. Too big. But never fear-read on....

Full Review

Edinburgh Castle Rock – It’s Like “The Human Centipede 2″

What does "The Human Centipede 2" and childhood sidewalk art have in common?

Full Review

Eyeball Candy – It’s a Trip.

It's called eyeball candy. That should be enough to make you interested enough to read the review.

Full Review

Yummy Earth Organic Hot Chile Pops. Is The Spice Nice?

Can Yummy Earth once again produce a top notch hard candy and ride the line between spicy and sweet?

Full Review

Pur Gum – It’s Kicks Ass…partame

I love minty gum, and frankly, Aspartame is delicious. But I have a 6 year old, and I'm not giving poison to him. Hence the mission to find yummy minty gum without Aspartame that's NOT called Spry.

Full Review

Haribo Sour Zoo Are A Delight.

If only mammals tasted this good in real life.

Full Review

Uncle Oinker’s Strawberry Flavored Gummy Bacon

Amazingness or Putridicity?

Full Review

Maynards Sports Mixture – Ugly Candy Needs Eating Too.

Is it important to you to have attractive candy? Or is flavor more important. Warning, these are some ugly bastards.

Full Review

Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together

If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.

Full Review

Lammes Habanero Pralines – Spice is Nice.

Did I just find the best spicy candy ever made? Did I actually find it? Did Matty? Will I continue to ask myself questions? Is anyone listening?

Full Review

Cry Baby Tears – “Baby Talk, Baby Talk, It’s a Wonder You Can Walk!”

Finally. A sour candy that walks the walk.. But....is that a good or bad thing?

Full Review

Sour Japanese Gummies from Genki Crepes in SF

Yum, I mean ew....

Full Review

Sunspire Coconut – The Evolution of “Mounds”?

Finally, is there a better alternative to the classic yet somewhat corporate Mounds bar?

Full Review

Remember these? : B*B*Bats baby, yeah!

A repressed memory of a classic candy come to light with shocking (not really at all) results!

Full Review

Kasugai Mangosteen Gummies – Happy Father’s Day

Mangosteen : the fruit cocktail of fruits. And cocktails.

Full Review

Aunty Alice’s Apricots – Oddly Disturbing?

Ladies & germs, give it up for The Candy Gurus’ first South African candy review! Thanks to world traveller...

Full Review

Haribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ‘em.

Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado.  They’re...

Full Review

Keeping Current. Keeping Black Currant.

Since we reviewed Haribo’s delicious black currant flavored sour “belt” type candy last time,...

Full Review

Salute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!

Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...

Full Review

Gimbals Sour Lovers Mix – Welcome to my world.

Gimbals is all about the love. First came the “Cherry Lovers” mix (not my thing), then the “Honey...

Full Review

Sun & Fun Fruit Gums

I’m a big fan of gummies in general—but “fruit gums”, as they’re known across the pond,...

Full Review

American Trolli Gets Put To The Test

We’ve established that Trolli varieties from Europe ROCK (thanks Susie!) with remarkable consistency. But are the...

Full Review

Altoids Ginger – Darn goood, but ultimately who cares?

A mint isn’t really a “candy”, is it?  Regardless of how good it is, it’s still not fun.  No...

Full Review

Twix Coconut, Please! And…Hold The Coconut?

I’m not happy. What the hell is going on with all these candy companies making coconut flavored candies (a good...

Full Review

Pappabubble Hard Candies – “Pillow Fight”

Candy is trendy.  Me?  I’ve been eating it for years.  But apparently the secret’s out, and...

Full Review

You’re Welcome : Here’s Bevmo Sour Strawberry Bites

I’m gonna toss all my normal pithy, cute crap to the wayside today folks.  Strictly business. Being in the...

Full Review

Raisels. Such a weird name, such high hopes….

Sour coated raisins - you're either gonna love this idea, or simply hate it.

Full Review

Pretzel M&M’s – Candy Of The Year?

Pretzel M&M's sure as HELL be better than the coconut ones. I'm angry.

Full Review

Quick Hit Review: Jolly Rancher Doubles

Two flavors in one - the promise almost never delivers.

Full Review

Arnold’s Crispy Peanut Brittle: nomnomnomnom…

Do you like peanuts? Salt? Sweetness? What the HELL are you waiting for?

Full Review

Haribo Raspberries

They're from Haribo, and you can get them anywhere. That's the good news. Are they worth buying though?

Full Review

Live from Sundance: $9 chocolate bar: Ritual Chocolate

So… Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I’ve posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as...

Full Review

Sour Punch Bits Tangerine & Lemonade. They’re Orange At Least.

Tangerine Lemonade. Chewy. Gummy. Sour. These can only be amazing.

Full Review

Hot Spiced Mulled Cider…Hard Candy?

I love sucking my hot mulled cider!

Full Review

End of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy

A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.

Full Review

Kiwi Caramelos – Someone help me, please.

My friend Shannon travels the world for business.  Usually on a red eye flight watching bad TV on his iPhone,...

Full Review

Sweetriot Nibs. Dunked in Chocolate.

Can a poorly named, hideously packaged chocolate item even BEGIN to interest Jonny?

Full Review

Haters Gonna Hate : Airheads Xtremes Lemonade Rush

You can't find colors like this in nature.

Full Review

Yummy Earth Sour Beans

Let’s get this out of the way first off- We’re not paid by Yummy Earth. We’re (sadly) not paid by...

Full Review

Arnold’s Candies Stick Candy : Ho Ho Ho

Ehh. Not for my liking, but the kid-in rare form-can't get enough of them.

Full Review

Jolly Rancher Fruit N’ Sour

Hard candy is important in times like this. But sour hard candy? Clutch cargo, people.

Full Review

+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff

Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.

Full Review

Tootsie Pop Limited Edition Flavor : Caramel

This was the LAST bag at the store, so you know I was hella excited to get these home.

Full Review

Aussie Style Licorice : Pineapple and Marionberry

Anyone ever heard of a Marionberry? Licorice intrigues me.

Full Review

Leather Sugars and Milk Candies : A Tale of Two Treats

Is it caramel, creme brulee, milk, or government issued filth?

Full Review

Claeys Hard Candy – No, I Didn’t Spell That Wrong.

If you don't like hard candy...then you probably hate old people. Why?

Full Review

Mega Smarties Lollies – More Than A Mouthful

these are big. Scary big. Too big. But never fear-read on....

Full Review

Edinburgh Castle Rock – It’s Like “The Human Centipede 2″

What does "The Human Centipede 2" and childhood sidewalk art have in common?

Full Review

Eyeball Candy – It’s a Trip.

It's called eyeball candy. That should be enough to make you interested enough to read the review.

Full Review

Yummy Earth Organic Hot Chile Pops. Is The Spice Nice?

Can Yummy Earth once again produce a top notch hard candy and ride the line between spicy and sweet?

Full Review

Pur Gum – It’s Kicks Ass…partame

I love minty gum, and frankly, Aspartame is delicious. But I have a 6 year old, and I'm not giving poison to him. Hence the mission to find yummy minty gum without Aspartame that's NOT called Spry.

Full Review

Haribo Sour Zoo Are A Delight.

If only mammals tasted this good in real life.

Full Review

Uncle Oinker’s Strawberry Flavored Gummy Bacon

Amazingness or Putridicity?

Full Review

Maynards Sports Mixture – Ugly Candy Needs Eating Too.

Is it important to you to have attractive candy? Or is flavor more important. Warning, these are some ugly bastards.

Full Review

Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together

If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.

Full Review

Lammes Habanero Pralines – Spice is Nice.

Did I just find the best spicy candy ever made? Did I actually find it? Did Matty? Will I continue to ask myself questions? Is anyone listening?

Full Review

Cry Baby Tears – “Baby Talk, Baby Talk, It’s a Wonder You Can Walk!”

Finally. A sour candy that walks the walk.. But....is that a good or bad thing?

Full Review

Sour Japanese Gummies from Genki Crepes in SF

Yum, I mean ew....

Full Review

Sunspire Coconut – The Evolution of “Mounds”?

Finally, is there a better alternative to the classic yet somewhat corporate Mounds bar?

Full Review

Remember these? : B*B*Bats baby, yeah!

A repressed memory of a classic candy come to light with shocking (not really at all) results!

Full Review

Kasugai Mangosteen Gummies – Happy Father’s Day

Mangosteen : the fruit cocktail of fruits. And cocktails.

Full Review

Aunty Alice’s Apricots – Oddly Disturbing?

Ladies & germs, give it up for The Candy Gurus’ first South African candy review! Thanks to world traveller...

Full Review

Haribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ‘em.

Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado.  They’re...

Full Review

Keeping Current. Keeping Black Currant.

Since we reviewed Haribo’s delicious black currant flavored sour “belt” type candy last time,...

Full Review

Salute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!

Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...

Full Review

Gimbals Sour Lovers Mix – Welcome to my world.

Gimbals is all about the love. First came the “Cherry Lovers” mix (not my thing), then the “Honey...

Full Review

Sun & Fun Fruit Gums

I’m a big fan of gummies in general—but “fruit gums”, as they’re known across the pond,...

Full Review

American Trolli Gets Put To The Test

We’ve established that Trolli varieties from Europe ROCK (thanks Susie!) with remarkable consistency. But are the...

Full Review

Altoids Ginger – Darn goood, but ultimately who cares?

A mint isn’t really a “candy”, is it?  Regardless of how good it is, it’s still not fun.  No...

Full Review

Twix Coconut, Please! And…Hold The Coconut?

I’m not happy. What the hell is going on with all these candy companies making coconut flavored candies (a good...

Full Review

Pappabubble Hard Candies – “Pillow Fight”

Candy is trendy.  Me?  I’ve been eating it for years.  But apparently the secret’s out, and...

Full Review

You’re Welcome : Here’s Bevmo Sour Strawberry Bites

I’m gonna toss all my normal pithy, cute crap to the wayside today folks.  Strictly business. Being in the...

Full Review

Raisels. Such a weird name, such high hopes….

Sour coated raisins - you're either gonna love this idea, or simply hate it.

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Pretzel M&M’s – Candy Of The Year?

Pretzel M&M's sure as HELL be better than the coconut ones. I'm angry.

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Quick Hit Review: Jolly Rancher Doubles

Two flavors in one - the promise almost never delivers.

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Arnold’s Crispy Peanut Brittle: nomnomnomnom…

Do you like peanuts? Salt? Sweetness? What the HELL are you waiting for?

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Haribo Raspberries

They're from Haribo, and you can get them anywhere. That's the good news. Are they worth buying though?

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Live from Sundance: $9 chocolate bar: Ritual Chocolate

So… Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I’ve posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as...

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Sour Punch Bits Tangerine & Lemonade. They’re Orange At Least.

Tangerine Lemonade. Chewy. Gummy. Sour. These can only be amazing.

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Hot Spiced Mulled Cider…Hard Candy?

I love sucking my hot mulled cider!

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End of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy

A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.

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Kiwi Caramelos – Someone help me, please.

My friend Shannon travels the world for business.  Usually on a red eye flight watching bad TV on his iPhone,...

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Sweetriot Nibs. Dunked in Chocolate.

Can a poorly named, hideously packaged chocolate item even BEGIN to interest Jonny?

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Haters Gonna Hate : Airheads Xtremes Lemonade Rush

You can't find colors like this in nature.

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Yummy Earth Sour Beans

Let’s get this out of the way first off- We’re not paid by Yummy Earth. We’re (sadly) not paid by...

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Arnold’s Candies Stick Candy : Ho Ho Ho

Ehh. Not for my liking, but the kid-in rare form-can't get enough of them.

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Jolly Rancher Fruit N’ Sour

Hard candy is important in times like this. But sour hard candy? Clutch cargo, people.

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+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff

Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.

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Tootsie Pop Limited Edition Flavor : Caramel

This was the LAST bag at the store, so you know I was hella excited to get these home.

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Aussie Style Licorice : Pineapple and Marionberry

Anyone ever heard of a Marionberry? Licorice intrigues me.

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Leather Sugars and Milk Candies : A Tale of Two Treats

Is it caramel, creme brulee, milk, or government issued filth?

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Claeys Hard Candy – No, I Didn’t Spell That Wrong.

If you don't like hard candy...then you probably hate old people. Why?

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Mega Smarties Lollies – More Than A Mouthful

these are big. Scary big. Too big. But never fear-read on....

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Edinburgh Castle Rock – It’s Like “The Human Centipede 2″

What does "The Human Centipede 2" and childhood sidewalk art have in common?

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Eyeball Candy – It’s a Trip.

It's called eyeball candy. That should be enough to make you interested enough to read the review.

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Yummy Earth Organic Hot Chile Pops. Is The Spice Nice?

Can Yummy Earth once again produce a top notch hard candy and ride the line between spicy and sweet?

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Pur Gum – It’s Kicks Ass…partame

I love minty gum, and frankly, Aspartame is delicious. But I have a 6 year old, and I'm not giving poison to him. Hence the mission to find yummy minty gum without Aspartame that's NOT called Spry.

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Haribo Sour Zoo Are A Delight.

If only mammals tasted this good in real life.

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Uncle Oinker’s Strawberry Flavored Gummy Bacon

Amazingness or Putridicity?

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Maynards Sports Mixture – Ugly Candy Needs Eating Too.

Is it important to you to have attractive candy? Or is flavor more important. Warning, these are some ugly bastards.

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Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together

If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.

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Lammes Habanero Pralines – Spice is Nice.

Did I just find the best spicy candy ever made? Did I actually find it? Did Matty? Will I continue to ask myself questions? Is anyone listening?

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Cry Baby Tears – “Baby Talk, Baby Talk, It’s a Wonder You Can Walk!”

Finally. A sour candy that walks the walk.. But....is that a good or bad thing?

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Sour Japanese Gummies from Genki Crepes in SF

Yum, I mean ew....

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Sunspire Coconut – The Evolution of “Mounds”?

Finally, is there a better alternative to the classic yet somewhat corporate Mounds bar?

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Remember these? : B*B*Bats baby, yeah!

A repressed memory of a classic candy come to light with shocking (not really at all) results!

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Kasugai Mangosteen Gummies – Happy Father’s Day

Mangosteen : the fruit cocktail of fruits. And cocktails.

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Aunty Alice’s Apricots – Oddly Disturbing?

Ladies & germs, give it up for The Candy Gurus’ first South African candy review! Thanks to world traveller...

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Haribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ‘em.

Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado.  They’re...

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Keeping Current. Keeping Black Currant.

Since we reviewed Haribo’s delicious black currant flavored sour “belt” type candy last time,...

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Salute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!

Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...

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Gimbals Sour Lovers Mix – Welcome to my world.

Gimbals is all about the love. First came the “Cherry Lovers” mix (not my thing), then the “Honey...

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Sun & Fun Fruit Gums

I’m a big fan of gummies in general—but “fruit gums”, as they’re known across the pond,...

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American Trolli Gets Put To The Test

We’ve established that Trolli varieties from Europe ROCK (thanks Susie!) with remarkable consistency. But are the...

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Altoids Ginger – Darn goood, but ultimately who cares?

A mint isn’t really a “candy”, is it?  Regardless of how good it is, it’s still not fun.  No...

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Twix Coconut, Please! And…Hold The Coconut?

I’m not happy. What the hell is going on with all these candy companies making coconut flavored candies (a good...

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Pappabubble Hard Candies – “Pillow Fight”

Candy is trendy.  Me?  I’ve been eating it for years.  But apparently the secret’s out, and...

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You’re Welcome : Here’s Bevmo Sour Strawberry Bites

I’m gonna toss all my normal pithy, cute crap to the wayside today folks.  Strictly business. Being in the...

Full Review

Raisels. Such a weird name, such high hopes….

Sour coated raisins - you're either gonna love this idea, or simply hate it.

Full Review

Pretzel M&M’s – Candy Of The Year?

Pretzel M&M's sure as HELL be better than the coconut ones. I'm angry.

Full Review

Quick Hit Review: Jolly Rancher Doubles

Two flavors in one - the promise almost never delivers.

Full Review

Arnold’s Crispy Peanut Brittle: nomnomnomnom…

Do you like peanuts? Salt? Sweetness? What the HELL are you waiting for?

Full Review

Haribo Raspberries

They're from Haribo, and you can get them anywhere. That's the good news. Are they worth buying though?

Full Review

Live from Sundance: $9 chocolate bar: Ritual Chocolate

So… Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I’ve posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as...

Full Review

Sour Punch Bits Tangerine & Lemonade. They’re Orange At Least.

Tangerine Lemonade. Chewy. Gummy. Sour. These can only be amazing.

Full Review

Hot Spiced Mulled Cider…Hard Candy?

I love sucking my hot mulled cider!

Full Review

End of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy

A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.

Full Review

Kiwi Caramelos – Someone help me, please.

My friend Shannon travels the world for business.  Usually on a red eye flight watching bad TV on his iPhone,...

Full Review

Sweetriot Nibs. Dunked in Chocolate.

Can a poorly named, hideously packaged chocolate item even BEGIN to interest Jonny?

Full Review

Haters Gonna Hate : Airheads Xtremes Lemonade Rush

You can't find colors like this in nature.

Full Review

Yummy Earth Sour Beans

Let’s get this out of the way first off- We’re not paid by Yummy Earth. We’re (sadly) not paid by...

Full Review

Arnold’s Candies Stick Candy : Ho Ho Ho

Ehh. Not for my liking, but the kid-in rare form-can't get enough of them.

Full Review

Jolly Rancher Fruit N’ Sour

Hard candy is important in times like this. But sour hard candy? Clutch cargo, people.

Full Review

+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff

Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.

Full Review

Tootsie Pop Limited Edition Flavor : Caramel

This was the LAST bag at the store, so you know I was hella excited to get these home.

Full Review

Aussie Style Licorice : Pineapple and Marionberry

Anyone ever heard of a Marionberry? Licorice intrigues me.

Full Review

Leather Sugars and Milk Candies : A Tale of Two Treats

Is it caramel, creme brulee, milk, or government issued filth?

Full Review

Claeys Hard Candy – No, I Didn’t Spell That Wrong.

If you don't like hard candy...then you probably hate old people. Why?

Full Review

Mega Smarties Lollies – More Than A Mouthful

these are big. Scary big. Too big. But never fear-read on....

Full Review

Edinburgh Castle Rock – It’s Like “The Human Centipede 2″

What does "The Human Centipede 2" and childhood sidewalk art have in common?

Full Review

Eyeball Candy – It’s a Trip.

It's called eyeball candy. That should be enough to make you interested enough to read the review.

Full Review

Yummy Earth Organic Hot Chile Pops. Is The Spice Nice?

Can Yummy Earth once again produce a top notch hard candy and ride the line between spicy and sweet?

Full Review

Pur Gum – It’s Kicks Ass…partame

I love minty gum, and frankly, Aspartame is delicious. But I have a 6 year old, and I'm not giving poison to him. Hence the mission to find yummy minty gum without Aspartame that's NOT called Spry.

Full Review

Haribo Sour Zoo Are A Delight.

If only mammals tasted this good in real life.

Full Review

Uncle Oinker’s Strawberry Flavored Gummy Bacon

Amazingness or Putridicity?

Full Review

Maynards Sports Mixture – Ugly Candy Needs Eating Too.

Is it important to you to have attractive candy? Or is flavor more important. Warning, these are some ugly bastards.

Full Review

Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together

If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.

Full Review

Lammes Habanero Pralines – Spice is Nice.

Did I just find the best spicy candy ever made? Did I actually find it? Did Matty? Will I continue to ask myself questions? Is anyone listening?

Full Review

Cry Baby Tears – “Baby Talk, Baby Talk, It’s a Wonder You Can Walk!”

Finally. A sour candy that walks the walk.. But....is that a good or bad thing?

Full Review

Sour Japanese Gummies from Genki Crepes in SF

Yum, I mean ew....

Full Review

Sunspire Coconut – The Evolution of “Mounds”?

Finally, is there a better alternative to the classic yet somewhat corporate Mounds bar?

Full Review

Remember these? : B*B*Bats baby, yeah!

A repressed memory of a classic candy come to light with shocking (not really at all) results!

Full Review

Kasugai Mangosteen Gummies – Happy Father’s Day

Mangosteen : the fruit cocktail of fruits. And cocktails.

Full Review

Aunty Alice’s Apricots – Oddly Disturbing?

Ladies & germs, give it up for The Candy Gurus’ first South African candy review! Thanks to world traveller...

Full Review

Haribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ‘em.

Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado.  They’re...

Full Review

Keeping Current. Keeping Black Currant.

Since we reviewed Haribo’s delicious black currant flavored sour “belt” type candy last time,...

Full Review

Salute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!

Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...

Full Review

Gimbals Sour Lovers Mix – Welcome to my world.

Gimbals is all about the love. First came the “Cherry Lovers” mix (not my thing), then the “Honey...

Full Review

Sun & Fun Fruit Gums

I’m a big fan of gummies in general—but “fruit gums”, as they’re known across the pond,...

Full Review

American Trolli Gets Put To The Test

We’ve established that Trolli varieties from Europe ROCK (thanks Susie!) with remarkable consistency. But are the...

Full Review

Altoids Ginger – Darn goood, but ultimately who cares?

A mint isn’t really a “candy”, is it?  Regardless of how good it is, it’s still not fun.  No...

Full Review

Twix Coconut, Please! And…Hold The Coconut?

I’m not happy. What the hell is going on with all these candy companies making coconut flavored candies (a good...

Full Review

Pappabubble Hard Candies – “Pillow Fight”

Candy is trendy.  Me?  I’ve been eating it for years.  But apparently the secret’s out, and...

Full Review

You’re Welcome : Here’s Bevmo Sour Strawberry Bites

I’m gonna toss all my normal pithy, cute crap to the wayside today folks.  Strictly business. Being in the...

Full Review

Raisels. Such a weird name, such high hopes….

Sour coated raisins - you're either gonna love this idea, or simply hate it.

Full Review

Pretzel M&M’s – Candy Of The Year?

Pretzel M&M's sure as HELL be better than the coconut ones. I'm angry.

Full Review

Quick Hit Review: Jolly Rancher Doubles

Two flavors in one - the promise almost never delivers.

Full Review