Colts Bolts – Classic Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter & Almonds
It's like everything good in a portable puck.
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Victoria’s Grandma Caramel Lovers
Yes, I am. A lover. A caramel lover, among other things. When I got this hefty bag of caramel themed hard candies...
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Taveners Rhubarb & Custard
Ooh! Another take on the super Brit treat rhubarb & custard boiled sweets! (That's "hard candy" on 'Merican)
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Jelly Belly Dark Chocolate Covered Tobasco Flavored Beans
Dark chocolate, Tobasco sauce, and a sweet chew jelly bean. Thoughts/comments/suggestions?
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Taveners Blackcurrant & Liquorice
“licorice”? All these years we’ve been gracefully handling the way the Brits pronounce aluminum...
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Katjes Grün-Ohr Barchen (They’re Neu!) Green Ear Bears
Dudes, check this: There’s no end to the amount of “gummy bears” that candy companies make, and...
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Grandma’s Finest Licorice Fruits
Know how I regularly talk about “Grandma Candy”? It generally requires some variation of hard candy and...
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Creatables Snagz
You’ve no doubt seen this kind of thing before. Once super special, now they’re kinda everywhere. Most...
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Sri Racha Candy Canes
Oh joy! Holiday season! Another Sri Racha flavored candy! Another opportunity for disappointment!
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Red Band Sour Suckers
What’s better than old friends? Old candy. One of my oldest buddies, way back from my Frankie Goes...
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Tree Hugger Gum – Name Kinda Says It All
Artificial sweeteners are in almost ALL gums these days. So what's a progressive hippy parent to do?
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Bona Vita Ingwer Bonbons : Citrus Ginger Hard Candies
Ginger in candy is almost passé. ALMOST.
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Bitter Crunky Bar
After eating this Crunky, I'm feeling a tad cranky. Also, I'd like to Crunk.
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Cheri’s Desert Harvest Prickly Pear Cactus Jelly Candy
My new favorite kind of candy in a flavor I've never tried before.
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Lollyphile Goes Way Off The Reservation : Blue Cheese Lollipops
Instead of picking the Blue Cheese lovingly off the top of your Cobb Salad an savoring every bite, why not suck on a smooth ball of it for hours?
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Video Review : Fla•Vor•Ice Squeeze Candy
It's exactly like the frozen version of Flav•R•Ice except inedible, disgusting, with notes of vaseline and lube.
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Video Review : Twinkies, The “Cupcake With Frosting On The Inside”
The age old Twinkie is reviewed by request. Go get...
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Bassett’s Sherbet Lemons
Boiled sweets are a crucial part of the candy world, as well as candy history. These are perhaps the most iconic boiled sweet there is. DO THE MATH, HOT SHOT!
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Trader Joe’s All Natural Fruit Jellies
America doesn't know much from Pates De Fruits. Actually, I don't either, but I'm learning.
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Sour Punch Bites : I Should Have Known Better
I can't resist sour chewy things. It's my weakness.
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Raley’s Confectionary : Cut “Rock” Candy
Welcome to your new favorite candy dish filler.
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Video Review – Disneyland $6 Lollipop
Ever seen a lollipop the size of an 8 year old's head? Even a kid with an unusually large head?
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Video Review : Quick Blast
It's small-it's plastic-it's from China! And it's got warnings galore on the packaging. WE'RE IN!
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Rheila Salmiak Gummidrops
Do any among you dabble in the dark arts that is licorice? Then come along, kiddies. We have things to learn.
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Cry Baby Eggs
The year was 1981. Leo Sayer was crushing it on mom's AM radio. It was hot, mom was driving the carpool, and I was chewing Gator Gum. Like a BOSS.
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Walkers Nonsuch Original Toffee
What's toffee..exactly? How is it different than caramel? Which is better? And as always, we tackle the persistently tough question "is it hard enough?"
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Haribo Juicy Gold Bears
Take the best Gummy Bears ever. Now, mess with them. Add cool flavors. Real juice. Whaddaya get? Absolute SHITE. Just kidding, tee hee!
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Sallos X-Tra Cool
All things people hate (hard candy, licorice, intense mint) in one convenient package!
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Dandy’s Coconut / Coconut & Ginger Candies
Do you hate coconut? Olives? Ginger? Hard Candies? Then read on!
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Trolli Sour Stixi
With a pretty unique consistency, this offering from Trolli continues their track record of excellence overseas
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Sula Toffee To Go “Kaffeecreme”
Caramel goes with salt. This we know. But does it go with coffee? What about white chocolate? Porjk Belly?
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Dewars Fine Candies : Bakersfield’s Finest
I think I might have liked taffy when I was 4, but now? They all taste the same: bland, boring. And now we have more to try...
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Venco Licorice Chalk : School’s In Session Yo.
Get ready to CHALK this up to experience. (taps microphone).......Is this thing on?
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Fruchtgummi Vom Feinstein is NOT a Jewish Vampire. It’s an amazing candy confectioner that you need to know about NOW.
Flavor combinations that put what we're used to eating to shame....
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Zoe’s Chocolate Co. : Two Bars For Review
What's gona be better: animal crackers in milk chocolate, or jelly beans in dark? Serious first world issue to ponder.
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Classic Candy Review : The Astro Pop
Time Machine back to summer, 1975. Sand? Check. Sun? Check. Sunscreen? Nope. no one cared back then.
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Who’s Up For Some Bourbon or Guinness Beer (Marshmallows)?
Guinness beer. Makers Mark Bourbon. Shit's getting real up in here.
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Trolli Gummi Rocks…..Rock.
Gummi inside, "hard" sour shell outside. New concept, and I LIKE IT.
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Haribo Goliath : Gigantor Black Licorice From The Champs
This is what standard, basic licorice SHOULD taste like. Usually not so much. But in this case, yes!
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Sugar Daddy: A Virtual Spanking?
Everyone needs a Sugar Daddy, unless you actually ARE a daddy, in which case it might be an uncomfortable arrangement.
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Jolly Rancher Chews : Should You…CHOOSE Them? OH NO I DI-IN’T!!!
Hey, it's a review of something you can actually BUY in this country! BUT SHOULD YOU???
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It’s Valentine’s Day. Do You REALLY Think These Gobstoppers Will Help?
Lots of first world problems for me today, but enough about me: let's talk about YOU. And what the HELL you're gonna do for Valentine's Day! You're a mess!
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Ahoj-Brause Halloween Bonbons : Is it Halloween Yet? Please?
Some people "don't like hard candy". These are the same people that "aren't allowed to be near children" and who "eat their own dandruff". I'm sure of it.
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