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Vollmilch-Münzen: Hazelnut and milk are delightful

Don’t overlook old school German candy yo

Haribo Cherry Cola

Two flavors that are better together than alone

Wiley Wallaby Soft & Chewy in Loads of Flavors

Aussie licorice but is it licorice if it isn’t “licorice”?

Jelly Belly Gummies Sours

SO much going against these. Yet…I can’t look away…

Big and Beautiful Tony’s Chocolonely

A “fun” chocolate bar? Who knew.

Kolsvart Sour Raspberry Candy Fish

How many friggin varieties of “swedish” Fish are gonna review??!!

Maoam Pinballs: A secret treat from our fave candy maker?

These are the kind of balls we should all be fond of.

Watermelon, Jerky

Watermelon, Jerky

Can I legally write this review? Not sure I can. I think Jonny would call me a moron. Because this isn't actually...

Gift Kosher Candy House

Gift Kosher Candy House

How'd ya like to receive this as a gift? It looks small, but this thing houses a lot of candy. (Houses candy...are you...

Haribo Rainbow Sour

Haribo Rainbow Sour

I'm pretty sure these are the German version of Haribo Rainbow Fizz, which is available over here. And that's a good...

Reese’s Big Cup with Pretzels

Reese’s Big Cup with Pretzels

Do I really need to write this review? Do you like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups? I put them on my top 5 list. Know what?...

Red Band Fruity Pyramids

Red Band Fruity Pyramids

Ya know, I always hype Haribo, Trolli (German Trolli) and Katjes as my big three favorite candy brands. But I've been...

Mr. Squeezy Pop

Mr. Squeezy Pop

Bonus points for the name alone. It's hard to tell in this photo, but the box has one of those hologram surfaces that...