Toxic Waste Slime Licker: More Slime and Sour please

There is no way when the food scientists came up with these Slime Lickers Toxic Waste candy that...


Just Born Mike & Ike Zours

I've eaten these yearsssss ago.  I remember thinking they were meh, so why try again?...


Charms Blow Pop Minis

Charms and I go way back.  Wayyyy way back. First, in young childhood, I started out with...


Jolly Rancher Chews : Should You…CHOOSE Them? OH NO I DI-IN’T!!!

Here at the Gurus, we're big fans of the Ranchers.  Specifically, all of their discontinued...


Jolly Rancher Crunch N’ Chews : I REALLY wanted to like these more

I have a few favorite brands of candies that you're all likely sick of me spouting on about time...


Quick Hit Review: Jolly Rancher Doubles

Heyooooooooo!! Back for a brief review to whet yer whistle.  Unfortunately. Matty is dying...


Jolly Rancher Fruit N’ Sour

In my continuing pledge to spread the gospel about the glory of hard candy, I would be seriously...


Icee Gummy Candy: Sweet…but No Bacon

Dylan's Candy Bar in NYC is the FAO-Schwarz of candy stores. Multi-level supermarts with all sorts...


Blue Razamatazz Sour Punch Straws

Greetings from Kauai, friends. I'll be here for the next 10 days or so, and I'll try to bring you...


Warheads QBZ Sour Chews

So, I'm super early for a business meeting this week, and..what do i do? What anyone would do?! I...