What the f*ck happened to gum?

Go with me here, people. There was a time, not too long ago, when chewing gum was a marvelous...


Trader Joe’s Berry Soft Licorice Twists.

These aren't licorice. Dammit. They're not. DON'T CALL THEM THAT. Wanna know what licorice is?...


Torie & Howard Sour Chewie Fruities

I’ll start by saying that we’ve been fans of Torie & Howard ever since they started.  In...


Sour Jacks

Isn't it funny how we have preconceived notions?  I definitely never saw myself being into...


Jones Soda Carbonated Candy

Matty reviewed one flavor of Jones Soda Carbonated Candy years ago- Fufu Berry, which ironically...


Airheads Extremes Bites Rainbow Berry: long on name, not on greatness

Wow did I want to love these. Who doesn't like rainbows? They must taste wonderful! Open...


Lovely Candy: One for me…One for you

Our food is making some of us sick. An article on Facebook last week was about a kid dying at a...


Skittles Darkside: Once you go dark you’ll never go bark

Skittles is an interesting kettle of fish. The Guru's fondness for the sour morsels is well...


Maynards Threesome of Peaches, Berries, and, well, Berries

No time for small talk and non sequiturs. Leaving the ribald candy chat at the door in order to...


Nerds Wildberry & Peach

I liken myself somewhat of a Nerds expert.  While I love them all, I favor the sour variety....