And also....WHERE THE HELL HAVE WE BEEN? Here. There. Everywhere. It's been a summer,...

Heyyyoooo sweets eaters! As much as we love our site, and yes it's filled with...

I'm not usually wowed by chocolate bars. There are so many now. Beyond the 25...

We all know what the American version of Swedish Fish are, and a lot of us like them....

This was originally published in 2016. Once a month I rehash a review of candy I want to...

There was a time I put Twix on my top 10 list. Caramel that was soft, stringy, and...

Can I legally write this review? Not sure I can. I think Jonny would call me a...

How'd ya like to receive this as a gift? It looks small, but this thing houses a...

Not a new question for us: Which chocolate is gluten-free? So I'm re-upping a...

I'm pretty sure these are the German version of Haribo Rainbow Fizz, which is available...

Reese’s Big Cup with Pretzels

Do I really need to write this review? Do you like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups? I put them...


Enjoy Li Hing Sour Watermelons: So good we reviewed them twice.

This originally published in Spring 2018. Republishing now because I was back in Hawaii all masked,...


Red Band Fruity Pyramids

Ya know, I always hype Haribo, Trolli (German Trolli) and Katjes as my big three favorite candy...


Trader Joe’s Mango Jalapeño Apple Fruit Snacks

There's so much preamble to this review. First, let's talk spice. I posit that if you like spicy food, and you like candy, then you like spicy candy. If A = B and B = C then A = C. It's simple math. Second, what defines candy? Can it be...


Mr. Squeezy Pop

Bonus points for the name alone. It's hard to tell in this photo, but the box has one of those...


Haribo Stadionwurst

Yeah I go to sports events at large stadiums. Or I did before I was afraid to be within 6 feet...


Swizzel’s Drumstick Sour Squashies

I've tried the non sour variety of these before, and while I can't remember exactly how I felt...


Nüma: Good-for-you Taffy

I'm loving this new trend in healthy candy. For people like me who would eat the stuff every day? Hell yeah I want something that won't pile on the back fat. Welcome Nüma (new to me) to the fold. I had seen ads for their...


Rio D’oro Green Smoothie

Sometimes I'm faced with a dilemma: review something tough to find (especially for Americans)...


Dad’s Root Beer Barrels: Drink ’em Up

Halloweens past were a smorgasbord of candy I wouldn't eat any other time of year. Candy...