So we took a few months off. No excuses. Except: Our calorie intake was at an all...

And also....WHERE THE HELL HAVE WE BEEN? Here. There. Everywhere. It's been a summer,...

Heyyyoooo sweets eaters! As much as we love our site, and yes it's filled with...

I'm not usually wowed by chocolate bars. There are so many now. Beyond the 25...

We all know what the American version of Swedish Fish are, and a lot of us like them....

This was originally published in 2016. Once a month I rehash a review of candy I want to...

There was a time I put Twix on my top 10 list. Caramel that was soft, stringy, and...

Can I legally write this review? Not sure I can. I think Jonny would call me a...

How'd ya like to receive this as a gift? It looks small, but this thing houses a...

Not a new question for us: Which chocolate is gluten-free? So I'm re-upping a...

Wonka Runts. Call your dentist, STAT!

Seriously. Have you ever had these things? They're kind of like the red headed step child of the...


Mike and Ike is Nice I Like

Mike and Ike are old school. But I'm sure you noticed on your last visit to 7-11 that there's all...


Mamba Sour. I have some issues here.

I like anything sour, so it's really not that hard for me to give a positive review to these...


Crazy Pop’s New Haribo Find

Check these out, they are from Germandeli.com: Haribo Crazy Pops. I've never tried these. They don't look terribly typical Haribo to me. Never even seen them before. I was just trolling the site looking for Haribo I hadn't had before and then found...


Swiss Petite Fruit – My longest running candy obsession?

A long, long, LONG time ago, I used to be 7 years old. I know, it's crazy, but stay with me. I...


Maynards Fruit Mania – Calm down, Junior.

I want you all to slow down a sec. Do NOT freak out. Get it together. Everyone sitting down?...


Tazzy Jazzy Pops!

Lollipops are for kids and Kojak. I love tootsie pops actually. But in general, I'm not a sucker...


Giant Now & Laters : Pain Killers?

Now? Or later? Take now, for instance. It's early. Matty's kids and my little dude are fighting over a wicker basket. This is after they were fighting over a green pillow. There's tears. And it's not 9:00 am yet. So screw now, let's talk about...


Bit o’ Yummy, but Honey in my Tummy?

Sorry about the title of this one. Kinda cracks me up. But cute titles like this actually annoy the...


Zotz. ZOTZ!!! (Seriously, SCREAM IT, it’s fun!)

Ever Zotted out? Do you even REMEMBER what Zots are? I sure didn't. But then I did-I think I...